Episode 188 - Ranking Warhammer 40K's factions... according to ORKS!

On dis week's episode, brad an eric join dere heads ta fink an discova which warhamma 40k iz betta ta krump. Iz it 'da tyranids? iz it 'da tiny 'umiez? tune 'n ta find out! POORHAMMER MERCH! https://orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@thepoorhammerpodcast TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/poorhammer Website: https://poorhammer.libsyn.com/ RELATED TO THIS EPISODE: Ork Codex Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyYCVWDljCk Every Ork Weapon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4 Three Ways to Play Orks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4N_t1vYoOQ TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 01:13 The Tiers 03:13 Adeptus Custodes 04:48 T'au Empire 06:03 Drukhari 07:16 Chaos Daemons 08:34 Tyranids 09:35 Space Marines 10:29 World Eaters 12:04 Grey Knights 12:59 Imperial Knights 14:32 Chaos Knights 15:19 Emperor's Children 15:51 Thousand Sons 16:43 Death Guard 17:27 Adepta Sororitas 18:48 Chaos Space Marines 19:02 Aeldari 20:08 Astra Militarum 21:38 Necrons 23:31 Adeptus Mechanicus 25:07 Genestealer Cults 26:13 Leagues of Votann 27:34 Imperial Agents 28:22 Orks 28:58 The Final List 30:39 Alright Audio Audience Our Producers for ORKTOBER: Aetherion, Last Known Location: The Warp Blizted_Brain Brad PLEASE make SURE eric EITHER gets A woman TO love OR he IS punished BY having TO buy SPACEWOLVES for NOT taking THE advice OF his FREINDS untaint HIM Breaking News: Tzeentch made me shit my pants in my teams meeting BrokenReaper45 CatalyticConverterTrampStampWhenBradEscapesIndustr Corvus DemolitionMann Eric's 500 terabyte of nondisclosed feetpics stash ERIC'S FOOT TIER LIST False alarm, sorry, i thought i'd changed it back to normal. the app limits you to 50 characters, now the browser lets you go ab GilgameshVS I had a tumor in my spine and the doctors didnt even have the curtesy to let me name it or keep it Jan Geisse Kiwifruitbird Le_bloupbloup mistahsquiggems Nj harlan Pizza00100 Ratchet7989 Sam Brown Scott the Gym Crab Mr Festastic thatmoiety UmamusumeIsAGWPsyopTlGetPeopleToBuyWhiteScars VictorianBatman Wargame Simulator What If Instead Of Fulgrim, His Name Was Freak-grim And Instead Of Being Evil, He Pegged Me In A Cracker Barrel? Why are we still here? Just to peg? Every night, I can feel my pegs. And my holes. even my wooden board. The tightness I've lost Our Biggest Supporters: A Pulsating Ball of Pure Energy A Suspicious Looking Guy Addoxin Adeptus Diabetes (insulin sold separately) Adrian Franke Allen Dunn amdragon Amists Andreas Another hairy Sasquatch Arc is trans now, deal with it Ava Warrior Princess Ave Dominus Nuts Bigs The Purple Necron Blubbles 180 Bob Meyers Bobqer Brad, we've been trying to reach you about your sturmtiger's extended warranty. BRB gotta snazz my wagon Canuk-eh Carnuvex Chad the Frog Christopher Gargagliano Chroma Veil Colin. 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