Chris Akin's Fireworks Rant, Childhood Pranks, and the Truth About Jurassic Park: Rebirth

On this episode of THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW, Neeley and Chris pull back the curtain on a busy work week, but that's just the start. Chris goes on an epic rant about his pet peeve: people setting off fireworks in his yard. This naturally leads to some hilarious (and possibly concerning) tales of his own childhood terrorizing neighbors. But the real highlight might be Chris's utterly brutal, yet highly entertaining, review of Jurassic Park: Rebirth . Consider this your spoiler warning: he doesn't hold back, and it's not pretty. Plus, they dive into 4th of July parades and more unfiltered discussion that only CMS can deliver. Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/ Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. SPONSOR: Book Your Next Party At Pinball PA - https://www.pinballpa.com/book-a-party/ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe