Two Idiot Girls

3d ago

hiiii freaksss!!! this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this episode we talked about Deison's 32nd Birthday Adventures, Drew's time at Seth McFarlane's Holiday party, and how grown men act when they see their favorite athletes at BARRICADE! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Our listeners can get free steak in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to butcherbox.com/idiot Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dec 9

helloooo cutie bb freaksss!!! this week we answered more questions y'all sent us on instagram! in this episode Drew talked about the time a man drove her to her dorm in his mom's car, why Deison loves to chew gum (always) but most especially when she's out drinking, and why neither of us want to go to Raising Canes! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play To get 15% off your unique gifts this year, go to https://uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dec 2

hiiiiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we did a good ole fashioned q&a! in this episode we talk about what part of the movie "Sleepover" would send 8th grade Deison into a psychosis, Drew's intense dedication to her new favorite video game, and how we would recast the perfect version of "Twilight"! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Order online at one-eight-hundred-contacts-dot-com or download the free 1-800 Contacts app today. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/twoidiotgirls today. Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play To get 15% off your unique gifts this year, go to https://uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nov 25

hi CHATTTTTTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's funny work stories/coworker drama! in this episode we discuss the genesis of "booger walls" at work ???, the primal nature to feel the need to date your coworkers, and all of our thoughts on Wicked: For Good!! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Our listeners can get free steak in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to butcherbox.com/idiot The best way to cook just got better. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! *One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Listeners can save 30% on their first order at Cornbread Hemp! Just head to https://cornbreadhemp.com and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://www.honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS ! #honeylovepod Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nov 18

hiiii CHATTT! this week we continued to giggle and gasp over y’all’s funny coworker drama/work stories! in this episode we talk about why the Creature is so dripped out in the new “Frankenstein”, how we’d react if our wingstop order tasted like fart spray, and drew’s longstanding beef with pixie sticks! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! TICKETS ON SALE TO EVERYONE ON 11/21/25! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play Listeners can save 30% on their first order at Cornbread Hemp! Just head to https://cornbreadhemp.com and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://www.honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS ! #honeylovepod Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nov 11

hiiiiii CHATTT!!! this week one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in coworker drama/funny work stories! in this episode we talk about Deison's variant's evil villain origin story, what to do when your boss dumps you in front of your coworkers, and how to leave your office job when you accidentally poop in your panties at your desk ???? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/twoidiotgirls today. Use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Cool Gloss with your first purchase! These sell out fast so get them while they last! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play Listeners can save 30% on their first order at Cornbread Hemp! Just head to cornbreadhemp.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nov 4

hi bb freaks! this week we did a good ole fashioned Q&A! in this episode Drew shared her dream partner for Deison???, we described the deeply concerning personalities of our pets, and Drew asks for the tea on "The Cruel Prince"!!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to ButcherBox.com/IDIOT Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash twoidiotgirls That’s UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash twoidiotgirls, for 15% off! Uncommon Goods. Step into the holiday season with layers made to feel good, look polished, and last— from Quince. Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself. Go to Quince.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Listeners can save 30% on their first order at Cornbread Hemp! Just head to cornbreadhemp.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Oct 28

hi freaks!!! this is the conclusion to our spooky season x gardening questions series! in this episode we talked about how Drew would never let Deison join a cult, our thoughts on telling your significant other that they stink, and in a Freak Friday situation: would we rather switch bodies with Brittany or Caleb! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter , Instagram , and Tiktok . Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm . DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR! Listeners can save 30% on their first order at Cornbread Hemp! Just head to cornbreadhemp.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .