"I POOPED IN THE LAZY RIVER"

Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband who serially lies to his wife, a woman who believes everyone is obsessed with her, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.