“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”

A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better. Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex. Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE . Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.