Episode 148: Dolly Parton Live, The First Spotless Giraffe, & Barnacles Solve the MH370 Mystery

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Grapefruit Seltzer from Cathead Distillery in Jackson, MS. She raves about her weekend seeing Dolly Parton live in Philadelphia MS, describing her drive into the town square as entering a Hallmark movie. She sampled grilled oysters and shrimp and went on a mini pub crawl of the local breweries. QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that Queen Dolly Parton performed an AMAZING show in Philadelphia, MS over the weekend in support of her Imagination Library, and Queen Taylor Swift played 4 sold-out shows in Mexico City . “GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Doritos Sweet & Tangy BBQ chips , and Marie’s Roasted Garlic Aioli dip . UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Anna Delvey’s upcoming NYC fashion show , Billy McFarland launches Fyre Fest II , Elon admits that Twitter X will most likely fail , MH370 could be located with the help of barnacles , “HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of five 2,300-year-old gold coins in Tunisia , and an ancient forest discovered more than 600’ below the surface in a Chinese sinkhole . FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the first-ever spotless giraffe born at Bright’s Zoo in East Tennessee , Germany has a mysterious wolfman , Zoom’s CEO has summoned employees back to the office because it’s “really hard” to work over Zoom , the BTK Killer’s daughter is assisting authorities in solving more Kansas murders , Subway has been acquired by Roark Capital (own Jimmy John’s and Arby’s) , FEMA officials are staying at luxury hotels in Maui while supporting the Lahaina recovery , wild monkeys have been spotted around Orlando , and Lana Del Rey announces a limited 2023 US Tour. LYRICAL BREAKDOWN: Kathleen compares the lyrical breakdown of America’s “Tin Man, ” and Taylor Swift’s “I Bet You Think About Me.” WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “ Hunting Bigfoot ” on Prime Video. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .