Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

3d ago

Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror) Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 9

Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma" Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare) Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 2

Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 25

Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier) References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 18

Welcome to hell, motherfuckers Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enough; But the real scares are all too real (and very intense).) Content Warnings: Strobe effects; Racial violence (incl real photos/footage); Spousal and child abuse; Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 11

What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly? Approachability: 7/10 (Gloopy/gloppy and very schlocky, but mostly silly) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Clowns Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 4

aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore) Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31

Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020) Playlist of these horror shorts Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Bluesky , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices