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5d ago

We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Go to buyraycon.com/BROKENOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide! Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Dec 8

We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more. Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Take advantage of holiday BOGO savings and enjoy free shipping on orders over $45 at cornbreadhemp.com/broken using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard **Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Dec 1

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and loads more. Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply.#CashAppPod** Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard **Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Nov 18

President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest! Give the gift of a retreat this holiday season at www.quince.com/brokensim! Use the code "BROKEN" for 15 percent off at theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN! Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 10

Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation! Get Raycon's big Black Friday deal at www.buyraycon.com/broken! Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Save 30-percent off your first order at cornbreadhemp.com/broken! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 3

We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code "BROKENSIM20"! Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 23

We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color. Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken! Secure your legacy at www.bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken! Head to theperfectjean.nyc and use the code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 13

We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 6

We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Right now Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at www.mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 29

Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call. Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off! Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken! Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 22

We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim. Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off! Get your first month of BlueChew free by using the code "BROKEN" at checkout at www.bluechew.com and pay $5 for shipping! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 12

Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 8

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free speech arrests, CIA podcast plants, and Sam shares an Off-the-Grid Ryan update, and so much more. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 1

Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 25

We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis in the United Kingdom, and then we have an ADstravaganza! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 4

This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more. Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 28

The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance. Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 17

We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam thinks Thomas Massie could be controlled opposition, we consider whether Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned, and we conclude with a profound piece of footage. You can find Sharay Hayes' (a.k.a. "The Punisher") book here: https://a.co/d/i7DMHiM More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 14

Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM! Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 7

Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc. Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 28

On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 16

Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently. Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! For Ali Siddiq's comedy visit: https://alisiddiq.com More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 7

The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more! Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam and take control of your health! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 26

Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025. Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order! Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 19

SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation. Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam and take control of your health! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 12

It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 28

Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli. Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order! Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 21

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women." $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 12

We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation! Learn more about HIMS and start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BROKENSIM. For 30-percent off your first order visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN, and use code BROKEN at checkout! For a limited time, Tempo is offering Broken Sim listeners 60-percent off their first box! Go to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim! $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 28

Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more. Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 17

Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain. Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 5

The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back! Visit tempomeals.com/BROKENSIM for 60-percent off your first box! Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 28

The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more! Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 23

We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation! Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 17

Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak. Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15-percent off with the code "BROKEN15" at www.theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN15! Use the code "BROKEN" at www.sheath.com to save big! Get 60-percent off your first box at www.tempomeals.com/brokensim! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 1

We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! Head to cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30% off your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jan 20

Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jan 13

Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Dec 24, 2024

Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione. Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Dec 13, 2024

We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 30, 2024

Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off. Go to http://sheathunderwear.com and get the most comfortable underwear you’ll ever wear. Use the code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard bq21yxG7zvnNU3O6sHEJ

Nov 22, 2024

The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills." Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than losing weight during the fitness challenge. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 5, 2024

The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 2, 2024

Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 21, 2024

We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and we talk a CRAZY conspiracy about Beyonce and Jay-Z. Mike Young has a new film called "Stealing Jokes" that releases on streaming November 1, 2024. Check it out! Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! You can find Mike Hammock and his wonderful joke on Instagram at www.instagram.com/themikehammock/. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 2, 2024

We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 25, 2024

This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 18, 2024

Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 9, 2024

Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged? We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show. Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 26, 2024

So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 21, 2024

We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 12, 2024

Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 5, 2024

Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 24, 2024

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk. To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 15, 2024

Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill. Note: This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 1, 2024

We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 17, 2024

We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 10, 2024

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee. Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 3, 2024

Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 20, 2024

This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 13, 2024

We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 1, 2024

Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 24, 2024

We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 17, 2024

Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 1, 2024

We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 11, 2024

After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more. Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 19, 2024

Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation). Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 8, 2024

Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election? We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jan 22, 2024

Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe. Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though. Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jan 12, 2024

We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Dec 22, 2023

It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Dec 15, 2023

We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Dec 4, 2023

Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 24, 2023

On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club." Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 13, 2023

On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding. Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best. Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer. Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Nov 6, 2023

Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more! Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.com Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 26, 2023

Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is. You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served! Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts : Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 18, 2023

Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Oct 5, 2023

Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 29, 2023

A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more. Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8 More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 18, 2023

Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club. Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelievable update on the Chinese 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquittal of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sep 9, 2023

This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more. Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 28, 2023

For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off! Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 14, 2023

Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 7, 2023

The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Aug 2, 2023

Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus. Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 24, 2023

Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 17, 2023

This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jul 3, 2023

Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator. Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death. We open this episode by outlining our plan to radically change our fitness/health in 75 days. Join us by tweeting at www.twitter.com/brokensim! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 26, 2023

We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 19, 2023

The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 13, 2023

This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jun 5, 2023

It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 29, 2023

Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 22, 2023

The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature. Also this week : We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And we ponder what kind of person hates Joe Rogan. Check out NetSuite and its unprecedented opportunity at www.netsuite.com/broken! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 12, 2023

Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

May 5, 2023

Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation. Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 28, 2023

This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 21, 2023

Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable. Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items. Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 14, 2023

Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Apr 7, 2023

We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 31, 2023

We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles. Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order! Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 17, 2023

We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all. Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast, MRBALLEN PODCAST: STRANGE, DARK & MYSTERIOUS STORIES, in the Amazon Music App. Download the app today. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 10, 2023

This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return. Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Mar 5, 2023

This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court. Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 24, 2023

This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 17, 2023

We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 10, 2023

We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! Check out Earl Skakel on Twitter at www.twitter.com/earlskakel! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Feb 3, 2023

Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings. Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike murder. Get 20-percent off and free Shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Jan 20, 2023

Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music. Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken! Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save! Check out DJ Donny Jacobs on Instagram at www.instagram.com/djdonnyjacobs/! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Jan 14, 2023

Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls. Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news! Go to www.HelloFresh.com/broken22 and use code "broken22" for 22 free meals plus free shipping! Stop throwing your cash away. Head to www.RocketMoney.com/broken! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Dec 19, 2022

This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel. Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways. Support the Carper Day Team at www.instagram.com/carperdayteam. Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order! Prime Members: Listen to the Amazon Music exclusive MrBallen Podcast in the Amazon Music App! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Dec 12, 2022

One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save! Visit www.omahasteaks.com , take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!

Dec 3, 2022

We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza. Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!

Nov 21, 2022

The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again. Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Spent the Day in Bed" by Morrissey. Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Dates: Dec 2nd: Colusa, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007 Dec 3rd: Fresno, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo 7pm- Tin Foil Hat Comedy- https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD 9:30pm- Swarm Tank- https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7 Combo Ticket To Both Shows- https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo

Nov 8, 2022

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program! Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Nov 1, 2022

What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! Prime Members, check out the MrBallen Podcast on Prime Music! Check out McDojolife on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Oct 18, 2022

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan. Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! You can find Orny Adams on twitter at www.twitter.com/ornyadams ! The rest of his links are here: https://t.co/DAAomTIgQn More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Oct 10, 2022

This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show. Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/broken and take their two minute sleep quiz! Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Oct 1, 2022

This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground. Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up. Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Sep 19, 2022

This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show. Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids. Go to www.HelixSleep.com/broken and take their two minute sleep quiz! Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Aug 28, 2022

This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews. Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Aug 15, 2022

Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants. Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Aug 5, 2022

Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out. Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story. Check out Jeff Hilliard on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliardShow) and Instagram ( https://www.instagram.com/jeffhilliard/?hl=en )! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jul 28, 2022

On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt." Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Jul 20, 2022

This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story. Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball !

Jul 11, 2022

Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jul 4, 2022

We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard *In the Turks and Caicos Islands

Jun 22, 2022

We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything! Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail! Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jun 12, 2022

Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly). Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed. The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 23, 2022

Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board. Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 9, 2022

This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender." Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned. Visit www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken to copy James! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 24, 2022

On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news. For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at www.Coinbase.com/broken ! Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 11, 2022

We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending. Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also get into Sam's recent encounter with nude street-walking "ladies." Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 4, 2022

We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long. For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at www.Coinbase.com/broken ! If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Mar 22, 2022

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding). Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Mar 8, 2022

On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore. Sign up at www.Coinbase.com/broken for $10 in free Bitcoin! Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Feb 22, 2022

Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders plus two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken ! Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Feb 14, 2022

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire. Go to www.magicmind.co/broken and use discount code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off today Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jan 31, 2022

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer. Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jan 17, 2022

Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM. Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken . Visit www.thefreezepipe.com and use the code "BROKEN" for 10 percent off anything in the store. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Dec 13, 2021

Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. Check out Howie on Twitter (@howie_dewey) and Instagram (@howiedewey). Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free in addition to their holiday savings! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Nov 22, 2021

The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic flight, and Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che. Please check out our sponsors: Explore your creativity at www.Skillshare.com/brokensim . Get 20 percent off plus free shipping with the code "brokensim" at www.Manscaped.com Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Nov 1, 2021

Part two of the EPIC, MONDO Broken Sim double episode is packed with fun, including host Sam Tripoli's encounter with a mask hall monitor at Starbucks, and a review of Johnny's Vegas stand up set. Please check out our sponsors: Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! To learn more about LightStream's offer, visit www.lightstream.com/brokensim ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Nov 1, 2021

On part one of this SUPER MEGA installment of Broken Simulation we discuss Sam Tripoli's Super Heavy Legs, and the gulf between six and seven inches. Please check out our sponsors: Go to www.ladderlife.com/broken today to see if you’re instantly approved. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. Go to www.getquip.com/broken to get your first refill free. That’s your first refill FREE at GET QUIP dot com slash BROKEN. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Oct 18, 2021

After being briefly banned from YouTube, Broken Simulation is back to discuss Sarah Silverman's zany Hollywood theories, and host Sam Tripoli's relationship with the Comedy Store. Please support our sponsors: Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Oct 1, 2021

On this week's episode of Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli's handler is revealed once and for all. Support our advertising partners: Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! To learn more about LightStream's offer, visit www.lightstream.com/brokensim ! Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Sep 20, 2021

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back after one of them caught the delta variant, and there's a ton to discuss, including the passing of fearless comedy legend Norm MacDonald. Please support our sponsors: Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Aug 23, 2021

Host Sam Tripoli recaptures his youth while visiting New York for his 30th high school reunion on this week's Broken Sim, and Joe Rogan helps prove Instagram is screwing with Sam. Also this week the guys get into the California gubernatorial race and discuss whether the mail-in balloting is secure before discussing whether OnlyFans is making a huge mistake, and getting into another week of nutty news. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Aug 19, 2021

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this edition of Broken Simulation. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now! Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Aug 2, 2021

Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. The guys also read more of your reviews, share yet another message to Vietnam, and take on another batch of unbelievable news items. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jul 19, 2021

On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with him, and that time when he almost had to fight Dane Cook. Oh, and there's a goat on Hollywood Boulevard, no cigs at Dodgers games, Lincoln's doppelgänger, and a "Jesus take the wheel" news story. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now! Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken ! We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jul 12, 2021

It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up comedy, how it's changing, and the role gender has to play. They also end the show by revealing who they think won the flat earth debate on Tin Foil Hat. Get 15 percent off at www.american-giant.com when you use code "BROKEN." Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jul 6, 2021

Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot." Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jun 28, 2021

Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order! Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jun 21, 2021

We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you. Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an update on their Yelp! review from last week, and check out a few listener reviews. Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order! We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jun 17, 2021

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason. This week Sam shares some crucial observations from his people watching expeditions, and the guys go in depth on the oppressive system of Western yoga. Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at www.stathero.com/broken ! Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jun 4, 2021

Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. Also this week, Sam Tripoli shares the story of his new hero, an unmasked rapping airline passenger, and Johnny gets into the news. Visit www.BlueChew.com , promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free. Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 24, 2021

Broken Simulation is back in record time! This week host Sam Tripoli answers the question on the minds of so many: Where is Eddie Bravo? Also in this episode, Sam relays the story of a Hollywood meth-head's special bond with his pug, Rodger, and the guys read some tug parlor reviews. Please support our sponsors: Get 15 percent off at www.american-giant.com when you use code "BROKEN." Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off, plus free shipping. Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 21, 2021

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go elbow deep on the Tony Hinchcliffe junk, the Central Intelligence Agency's wonky recruiting video, and Sam recounts another journey deep into the wilds of Hollywood, California. Please support our sponsors: Go to https://nordvpn.com/brokensim or use a coupon "BROKENSIM" to get a two-year plan plus one additional month with a huge discount! Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Join a massive online learning community and get a free trial of premium service by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 3, 2021

Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever. Also this week we discuss something comedians Ari Shaffir and Chris Neff have in common, a few tales from Sam's recent road gig, and hot criminal mugshots. Please consider our sponsors. It will help us pay the bills: Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10-percent off plus free shipping! Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a for a free month of access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation. More stuff (if you read this far, tweet @johnnywoodard and let me know): Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 18, 2021

Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake) on the latest episode of Broken Simulation. Please, support our sponsors: Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed. Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Mar 30, 2021

Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn that they are a top 100 comedy podcast in Vietnam. Please, support our sponsors: Go to www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim to get 50 percent off. Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken . Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed. Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Mar 18, 2021

On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of Broken Simulation. Our sponsors: Explore your creativity at www.skillshare.com/broken and get a free trial of their premium membership! Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10-percent off plus free shipping! Visit www.helixsleep.com/broken to take Helix's two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. Check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed for an entertaining and informative take on business. Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Feb 22, 2021

Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics before taking on what Sam says are his favorite news stories so far -- and yes, we know he says that a lot. Please, consider supporting our sponsors: Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com ! Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken ! Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Feb 5, 2021

On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion. Our sponsors: Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com ! Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken ! Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping! More about the show: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jan 24, 2021

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez calls in to pay off his Biden bet, and Sam reveals that he feels much older lately. Sponsors: Get 15 percent off your first order when you use the promo code "BROKEN" at american-giant.com. For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken . Go to hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping. Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Jan 17, 2021

Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort to prove the simulation is cracked. Our sponsors: For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken ! Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Dec 27, 2020

Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special! Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard PBFPR9iceq3OoFEEe1h6

Dec 16, 2020

On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news. Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today! For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken ! Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Nov 26, 2020

Welcome to the first Broken Simulation Thanksgiving Special! The special is special because we don't edit it (much), and it's on Zoom, because 50 percent of us visit our family for Thanksgiving. Our sponsors: For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken ! Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Nov 13, 2020

Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhaps the wildest collection of headlines yet on Broken Simulation. Note: We had a technical issue with the original upload. Apologies! Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today! Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product! Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Oct 26, 2020

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing. Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product! Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit! Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Sep 26, 2020

On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts. Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit! Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu

Aug 22, 2020

Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show. Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu

Aug 13, 2020

Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation . By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed with loads of content that doesn't make the final cut. You'll also get the "Special Edition" podcasts sampled here, along with a chance to influence which stories we choose for the show, behind-the-scenes videos, and loads of other cool exclusives. Again, that's www.patreon.com/brokensimulation . Thank you for listening!

Aug 5, 2020

On the latest episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard tackle Nick Cannon's wrongheaded harangue, and whether Groundlings should draft Native Americans into improv comedy, before introducing a new segment: "Mystery Package" Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu

Jul 1, 2020

On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance. Visit Manscaped.com and use the promo code "BROKENSIM" for 20 percent off your order and free shipping! Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu

Jun 10, 2020

Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers. The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation . Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 20, 2020

The Banned King himself is back with co-host Johnny Woodard to explore the latest bizarre happenings, including a baffling music video out of China, Jared Leto's cult, and a pair of shoes that remind us of a certain Austro-Hungarian born dictator. The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken ! Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation . Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

May 4, 2020

Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig. Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 21, 2020

This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.” Watch the show: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 11, 2020

On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news. Submit weird news or drop a line: contactbrokensim@gmail.com Watch the show on YouTube at www.youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy . Follow the guys on social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Apr 3, 2020

Welcome to the first episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli, the show where Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go over the week in the bizarre world that is our broken simulation!