Five and Dive, Episode 385: Grimace is the embodiment of the Death of the Author

In Episode 385, Patrick, Jeffrey, and Craig chat about the kids and then discuss five mostly baseball topics. 1. Houston we have a pennant race: The Astros are hot, surely the Mariners have a response, right? 2. If you win 20 in the show you can let the fungus grow back: Keep Baseball (barely) Weird. 3. Around the Horn: A pitcher throws up, a purple avatar downs a 40, and all the other notable transactional stuff of the week 4. What to Watch: The Grimace Mets, two .500 teams, and Patrick plans out your weekend. 5. Let's guess some salaries again. Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive . If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com . Our theme tune is by Jawn Stockton. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music Spotify: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_Spotify Apple Music: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_AM