Mission Rejected
The Porch Room
The Porch Room
The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!
Mar 1, 2019
What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral. Created by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A Porch Room production.
Mar 4, 2019
A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral Created & Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Mar 29, 2019
A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license
Apr 12, 2019
After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. " Sci-Fi Office " sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license. A full transcript of this episode is available here.
Apr 26, 2019
A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
May 31, 2019
A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Jun 27, 2019
A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin. Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry. A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride ( Red Sky Lullaby ), used under license Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jul 26, 2019
A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Bob Killion as The Admiral Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang. "Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry. A full transcript of the episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) , used under license. Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution . Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
