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4d ago

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00 - Trevor riffin with the hotel staff 43:22 - AD 50:00 - Acts of kindness…or are they? 01:04:00 - SOCK TALK GAMES! 01:07:57 - AD 01:10:05 - Michael and Trevor play Tapple 01:24:00 - BINGO! Thanks to Thanks to: Shopify, PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Lumi Gummies, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Shopify – shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/socks That’s shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This December, start a new tradition by taking care of yourself with 10% off Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off BlueChew – bluechew.com Make life easier by getting harder discover your options at bluechew.com

Dec 10

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Terms: cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: cash.app/legal/podcast Use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Acre Gold – getacregold.com Gold is up over 40% in the last year. Subscribe now at getacregold.com and make your money work for you. Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart and save big Use code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Lucy also offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind

Dec 3

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Brandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme. Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one episode. follow Brandon Instagram: @brandonbored YouTube: Brandon Rogers TikTok: @brandonbored Thanks to: BlueChew, BetterHelp, IndaCloud, Uncommon Goods, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month IndaCloud – indacloud.co use code SOCKS Uncommon Goods – uncommongoods.com/socks Get 15% off your next gift GLD – gld.com Get 50% off your order at gld.com with code SOCKS

Nov 26

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name 2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people 14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down 16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats 18:00 - Timothy Chalamet 20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie 30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE 36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny 01:00:00 - Learning how to drive 01:08: 14 - AD 01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks 01:13:22 - Sock Talk 01:17:41 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast Uncommon Goods – Get 15% off your next gift at uncommongoods.com/socks PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play Lucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples with free shipping and 365-day returns #ad #sponsored

Nov 19

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, Quince, BlueChew, IndaCloud, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks This month, don’t wait to reach out whether it’s to a friend or a therapist Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks Give and get timeless holiday staples that last Free shipping + 365-day returns at quince.com/stiffsocks BlueChew – bluechew.com Nothing makes you more of a legend than a little BlueChew Discover your options at bluechew.com Promo code: SOCKS IndaCloud – indacloud.co If you’re 21 or older, use code SOCKS at indacloud.co for 40% off + free shipping No panic buys — biggest sale of the year, live all month long That’s indacloud.co , code SOCKS Cash App – Download Cash App Today: [ https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve ] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement . Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. #ad #sponsored

Nov 12

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast GLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKS Manscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man Acre Gold – getacregold.com BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF #ad #sponsored

Nov 5

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Oct 29

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast True Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS ] Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Oct 22

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI 29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women 34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda) 37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio 40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes 01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one) 01:16:00 - SOCK TALK 01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions 01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now. IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS — BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Oct 15

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj X: @mattwritesbooks Official Website: mattmccusker.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News 3:00 - Matt on stage 5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List 15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences 21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR? 28:00 - Farming Comments 30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids 41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take 51:00 - Spicy Margs 58:00 - Ontario Improv 01:07:00 - SOCK TALK 01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks Manscaped – manscaped.com Get The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.com Cash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10 New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10 Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Only valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscription Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your order PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. #ad #sponsored

Oct 8

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @Thezachjustice Tik Tok - @zacjustice IG - @zacjustice 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice 4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met 5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop? 9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad 12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper 13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK 15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college 20:25 - Zac doing open mics 21:18 - Better Help Ad 25:00 - Zac’s old videos 28:00 - Online Dating 33:12 - Shipstation Ad 34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk 42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE 45:36 - Blue Chew Ad 51:00 - Is there a difference in prison? 59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM 59:35 - AD 01:08:03 - SOCK TALK 01:13:13 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Oct 1

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI 3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear 6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots 15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI 17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc 24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy 30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies 40:00 - Trevor got high 44:00 - Michael went to the beach 46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Level up your nicotine routine. Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Sep 24

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Sep 17

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:40 - NEW STUDIO! 3:00 - New College Football Player Names 10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD 19:00 - New iPhone! 23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD 25:00 - The future of cell phones 29:00 - Recalls 30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens 35:11 BLUE CHEW AD 36:00 - Bean Bags 41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers 47:16:03 - AD 50:00 - Sleepover Conversations 01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang 01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled 01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo! Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6 Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storage BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKS Discover your options at bluechew.com Use code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shipping Give her group chat something to talk about

Sep 10

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored

Sep 3

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED! 06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa 07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony AD - 10:07 18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 25:00 - The importance of family time AD - 30:36 34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa AD - 41:10 43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa AD - 52:36 56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!” AD - 1:12:09 01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire 01:18:26 - SOCK TALK 01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6. Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more. PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. PrizePicks. It’s good to be right. Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Use referral code SECURE10, send $5, get $10. Cash App is not a bank. Banking services by partners. More info: cash.app/legal/podcast #ad #sponsored

Aug 27

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game. Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Lucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. #ad #sponsored

Aug 20

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT 1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD) 1:30 - Small iPhone Problems 6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients 8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can? 10:52 - AD 14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos 18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados 23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon 25:10 - AD 36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people) 37:49 - AD 45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill 50:15 - AD 51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house 52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday 58:40 - How to properly apply cologne 01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM 01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie 01:08:47 - SOCK TALK 01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 2 01:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back 01:28:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Better Help, BlueChew, Shopify and Prize Picks BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com Shopify – Shopify.com/socks Turn your big business idea into sales. Start your $1/month trial today at Shopify.com/socks PrizePicks – PrizePicks.com Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 lineup at PrizePicks.com #ad #sponsored

Aug 13

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder 4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for. 6:30 - CART NARCS 8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where? 14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do 20:00 - Having crushes in middle school 29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters 30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK 41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2 45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made? 56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies? 01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test 01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking 01:21:09 - Prince Albert 01:31:05 - SOCK TALK 01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Factor, Quince, IndaCloud, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast. Factor – FactorMeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off + FREE shipping on your first box. Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks IndaCloud – IndaCloud.co Float above the stress with 25% off + free shipping on your first order. Use code SOCKS at IndaCloud.co ShipStation – ShipStation.com Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for a FREE trial #ad #sponsored

Aug 6

‼️MERCH OUT NOW on stiffsocksshop.com ‼️ Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets) 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy. O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection 1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo 5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas 7:50 Getting head in a library 14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars 20:00 Concerts at Sea World 25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies 28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo? 35:00 Taking dates to the shows 38:00 Dating is hard 45:00 Online dating 59:00 Talking with the Canva King 01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA 01:10:00 Cheap dates 01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college 01:24:00 Sock Talk 01:24:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: BlueChew, Happy Thursday, HelloFresh, and BetterHelp BlueChew – BlueChew.com Discover your options at BlueChew.com ! Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you, visit DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks HelloFresh – HelloFresh.com/socks10fm Go to HelloFresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life! BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks

Jul 30

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 Montreal, QC: Sep 6, 2025 Brea, CA: Sep 11 - 13, 2025 Charleston, SC: Sep 24, 2025 Durham, NC: Sep 25, 2025 Portsmouth, VA: Sep 26, 2025 Oklahoma City, OK: Sep 27, 2025 (low tickets) Des Moines, IA: Oct 9, 2025 Lincoln, NE: Oct 10, 2025 Kansas City, MO: Oct 11, 2025 Buffalo, NY: Oct 23, 2025 (low tickets) Grand Rapids, MI: Oct 24, 2025 Detroit, MI: Oct 25, 2025 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com ‼️New Tour Coming‼️ Thanks to Cornbread Hemp for Sponsoring the podcast Cornbread Hemp - Save 20% on your first order and free shipping over $75 when you head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/socks and use code SOCKS at checkout

Jul 23

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Jul 16

This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king. 1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch 5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club 13:30 - REAL BREAD 22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake 33:00 - Unreleased Reels 40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong 44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago 57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS 1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB 1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING 1:20:10 - SOCK TALK 1:23:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Bluechew, Chubbies, Lucy, Factor Meals, and Cash App BlueChew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks” Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Factor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account

Jul 9

Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com New York, NY: Jul 24 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:08 Trevor gets energized at the beach 5:33 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods 7:36 Stop having menus in other languages 14:22 Olympics are coming to LA 17:06 Room temperature 27:56 Pilots missing their exit 30:00 Post Nut Regret 35:53 Michael is throwing ropes 40:46 Furbys 48:00 Magicians getting puss 53:53 Southwest Airlines 56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding 01:04:00 Killing bin Laden 01:06:57 Sock Talk 01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble 01:21:30 Secret Sock Thanks to: Ship Station, Blue Chew, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Molson Coors Brewing Company ShipStation.com Upgrade to a smoother shipping experience. Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your free trial. BlueChew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp.com/socks As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks . That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash SOCKS Hellofresh.com/socks10fm Make your summer enjoyable and delicious by signing up for HelloFresh at Hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get TEN FREE MEALS with a FREE ITEM FOR LIFE. That’s HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm for 10 free meals and a free item in every box. HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm. One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on the first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS . So if you’re feeling thirsty, Have a Happy Thursday! Weekend vibes all summer long. To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit Drink Happy Thursday dot com slash SOCKS . That’s Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS . CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY® *NON-CARBONATED NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS. 21+ CONTAINS ALCOHOL. ©2025 MOLSON COORS BEVERAGE CO., MILWAUKEE, WI • BEER

Jul 2

Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan 7:15 Happy 4th of July 13:30 Fishing 18:30 Animal Mascots 25:17 Back in the studio 25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat 27:50 Artists with hit songs 37:00 Blocking people in real life 38:40 Leaving mid-date 44:50 Long term relationships 48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich? 56:55 Sock Talk 1:00:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread Hemp Gemini Credit Card Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS #GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini. The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees . Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Cornbread Hemp cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS , code SOCKS

Jun 25

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:11 Crashin out, Spreading lingo, repackaging 6:21 Brazilians, where do butts come from?, Chicago is Trevor’s kind of town. 12:44 Be nice for 6 Months of the year, Michaels FAT BURGER order, Michaels new diet 18:15 Smash Burgers, New Restaurants, Michaels FULL UP, No Eating on a date 24:36 Selling at Dodger stadium, Espresso with ice 26:33 BLIND RANKING Where to sit on a date 45:51 Breakfast Dates, Licking Melatonin, Weed shows, Ordering dessert off top 50:12 Date spots, New podcast name, Wiffle Ball, Mark McGwire Bat, The Sandlot Movie, Topanga Matthews 57:32 Lingo makes it to the News, Dancing News Anchor 01:02:19 Too old for lingo 01:05:11 Sock Talk 01:07:32 Secret Sock 01:09:10 Michaels Man Cave, 18 Holes with the boys Thanks to Cash App, Factor, Chubbies and Botanic Tonics Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account Factor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks” Feel Free - Check out feel free dot com. Ordering online Is easy and delivery is free and fast! #ad #sponsored

Jun 18

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Ed Bassmaster Ed Bassmaster YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@edbassmaster IG: https://www.instagram.com/edbassmaster/ Check out his tour: https://edbassmaster.com/tour 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 Thanks to Shopify, BetterHelp, Blue Chew, Happy Thursday and Hello Fresh for sponsoring the podcast. ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial Betterhelp - Go to https://shipstation.com/socks Blue Chew - Go to Bluechew.com and use code SOCKS for a free months trial. Happy Thursday - Go to Happythursday.com/socks Hello Fresh - HELLOFRESH.com/socks10fm

Jun 11

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous 11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln 23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns 28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter 36:57 Girl singing on a plane 56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day 59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date 1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint Thanks to Hello Fresh, Lucy, Shipstation Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial #ad #sponsored

Jun 4

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May 28

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May 21

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Dillon Francis: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillonfrancis IG: https://www.instagram.com/dillonfrancis Tour: https://dillonfrancis.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 0:00 Vegas shows, Throwing food to the crowd 4:54 Trevor’s first pitch 13:57 Dillon Francis DJ sets, Bombing, Private gigs 23:54 Stand up vs DJ shows, Blacked out at Coachella 34:03 New dance music genres, Trevor saw Dillon Francis in college, Tattoos 42:05 Getting into DJing, Dillon Francis’ music videos 52:12 Trevor’s Vegas show, Passing out in random places 1:00:10 Love on the spectrum, Roku City, Baja Blackout 1:06:30 Worst/weird shows, Early DJ names, Dillon Francis satirical character 1:19:05 Hooters, Living in Downtown LA 1:22:15 Sock Talk - What’s your go to pickup line? And what’s your favorite position? 1:24:11 Secret Sock Talk - What’s the first song at bachelor party to get the boys going Thanks to Hello Fresh, Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, Shopify, BetterHelp Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit https://drinkhappythursday.com/socks Feel Free - If you’re looking to trade out your energy drinks or cut back on your coffee intake check go to https://feelfree.com Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/socks BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

May 14

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May 7

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Apr 30

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Apr 23

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Apr 16

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship 7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL 17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show 30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn 35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life 42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date 47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe 52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell 1:05:17 School patrols 1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want 1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye 1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing 1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage 1:24:34 The barista look Thanks to Factor, Mack Weldon, BlueChew, PrizePicks, Lucy Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/socks and use promo code SOCKS to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Apr 9

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Bonnie Blue IG: https://www.instagram.com/bonnie_blue_xox 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Ad-free episodes and weekly bonus eps on our Patreon! 1:13 Divorce is rage quitting 6:12 After date farts 8:47 Sydney Sweeney single? 17:41 Michael’s road rage 28:57 Trevor’s Uber driver, ChatGPT and AI 38:23 Bonnie Blue joins us, British vs American words 41:29 Bonnie Blue in Cancun 44:44 Taking a V card, Finishing, Filming 50:46 Real vs Performative scenes 53:57 1000 guys in one day 57:37 Guy brings mom to a Bonnie Blue scene 1:02:21 Bash me out 1:05:12 Fan Question - Next big video? 1:12:32 Fan Question - What Bonnie Blue did before corn 1:13:33 - Fan Question - How to keep jaw from hurting 1:15:35 Sock Talk - How do I get gf’s back door 1:16:54 Secret Sock Talk - How do I sign up to be in the next video? Thanks to Feel Free, PXG, BetterHelp, ShipStation Feel Free - For a smarter, more natural way to stay focused and calm, check out Feel Free! PXG - Head over to https://pxgapparel.com/stiff to save 10% on your order. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month. ShipStation - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial #ad #sponsored

Apr 2

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Harry Jowsey Pash Skin Care: https://getpash.com Boyfriend Material with Harry Jowsey: https://www.youtube.com/@boyfriendmaterialpodcast IG: https://www.instagram.com/harryjowsey TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjowsey 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon! 1:48 Harry Jowsey’s black eye 8:24 Getting in trouble, Strong guys 15:37 Father’s ashes 21:35 Hawk Tuah, Ashton Hall 29:21 Quavo’s old apartment, No phone for 6 weeks 35:07 Reality TV 48:30 AI voices 54:12 Kicked out of school, Animal bits 59:36 Crazy hookup spots 1:07:29 Skin Care 1:13:29 Ashton Hall’s content 1:23:38 Fan voicemail - Guy went in his pants during make out 1:25:28 Reality tv seggs 1:29:28 Sock talk - Planning a threesum 1:34:38 Secret Sock Talk - Early 20s and never dated Thanks to Factor, BlueChew, Chubbies, Vieci Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping Chubbies - Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code socks at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/socks #chubbiespod Autoblow - Visit https://autoblow.com and use code “stiff” for 15% off of any machine #ad #sponsored

Mar 26

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Mar 19

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Mar 12

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Mar 5

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Feb 26

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Feb 19

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son 16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean 25:54 College Football vs NFL 34:21 Trevor’s altercation 58:56 Old Drivers 1:01:31 Sweetgreen education, 1:05:41 Leaving the house 1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts 1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream 1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl 1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish Thanks to Shopify, Mando, BlueChew, BetterHelp Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Feb 12

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Feb 5

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Jan 29

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Voicemails, Girl who sold her ribs, TikTok is back 15:38 Michael’s stolen rollerblades, Trevor [eed in women’s restroom 30:44 Urinals for your home 36:10 Elon Musk salute, Melania Trump hat 44:35 Mark Zuckerberg taking a peek 50:38 Theo Von falling out of chair, The White House 1:04:50 Jake Paul lifts Mike Tyson, Drake sues Kendrick 1:10:37 Drake vs Lil Wayne 1:12:54 Off start to the year, Bow and arrow, Riding horses 1:16:32 Joggers for cranking 1:22:30 Trevor’s Instagram idea 1:25:10 Sock Talk - Weird Hub stuff 1:29:26 Secret Sock Talk - Sniffing underwear Thanks to 1800 Flowers, Birddogs, Factor, Mack Weldon 1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socks Birddogs - Get a completely free hat @birddogs with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.birddogs.com/stiffsocks #birddogspod Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS #ad #sponsored

Jan 22

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Watching Sports Live, 22 and Divorced 8:25 Los Angeles Fires, Inmates Fighting Fires 30:17 What We Took When We Evacuated 34:30 Michael’s Gym Injury, TikTok and RedNote, Countries You Can’t Fly To 46:37 1000 Guys 1:15:09 Consumer Electronics Show, Space Out Competition 1:19:47 A Break From Work, Nut Naps, Michael’s Abstinence 1:27:13 Michael’s Dream, Beat Bobby Flay, Trevor’s Credit Card 1:36:50 Hammered On the Job 1:39:55 Sock Talk - Hooters Girl DUI 1:45:22 Secret Sock Talk - Best Position to Lose V Card Thanks to BlueChew, BetterHelp, Shopify, Mando, PrizePicks BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! #ad #sponsored

Jan 15

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 0:00 Michael’s Mustache, Trevor’s Cat 6:22 Timothee Chalamet & Kylie Jenner, 2025 Goals 16:04 Michael’s January 6th Anniversary, Reading, The FBI Top 10 List 28:15 Michael’s Spiritual Ceremony 34:06 No Hub in North Carolina 36:56 Michael’s New Years Trip, Trevor’s Miami New Years 53:05 10 Years in LA, Airport Food & Drink 56:31 Mr. Beast Proposal Video, High School Prom-posals 1:07:56 Consumer Electronic Show Products 1:16:53 Skip Bayless, Joy Taylor, Beast Games 1:36:01 Sock Talk - I Give the Meanest Hickeys 1:38:48 Secret Sock Talk - Hotel Cuck Chair Thanks to LiveGood, Upside, Ship Station, Factor LiveGood - Go to https://livegood.com/socks to save 10% on your first order. Upside - Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code socks to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas Ship Station - Go to https://shipstation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping #ad #sponsored

Jan 8

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Jan 1

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Dec 25, 2024

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus 5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts 8:27 Night Terrors 18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls 22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh 26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First 32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands 39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage 46:02 Football 53:47 Michael Jackson 1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids? 1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher Thanks to PrizePicks, Gametime, Load Boost PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off #ad #sponsored

Dec 18, 2024

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1 San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8 Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5 Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26 San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available! 2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review 16:55 Favorite Burgers 19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers 24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit 33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green 43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star 48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL 54:43 We Love the Tour Bus 58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan 1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name Thanks to BlueChew, Hims, Factor, BetterHelp, Mando BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://bluechew.com Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/50socks and use code 50socks to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code SOCKS at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod #ad #sponsored

Dec 11, 2024

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Dec 4, 2024

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Nov 27, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards 5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024 17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs 27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms 44:38 Tipping Up Front 50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt? 56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics 1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR 1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew? 1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself 1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses 1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins Thanks to Gametime, Load Boost, PrizePicks, Hims, Shopify Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off PrizePicks - Download the app or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Nov 20, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth 14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At, 22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map 33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains 50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver, 53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida 1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State 1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating? 1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different? 1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight 1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins 1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight Thanks to First Rounds on Me, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Arena Club First Rounds on Me - For the first 200 listeners, use code "Socks" and enjoy a free month of FROM’s highest level subscription, Terracotta. Hit the link https://from.onelink.me/LQvW/stiff download the app, enter the code, and get ready to impress without breaking a sweat. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month BlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Arena Club - Go to https://arenaclub.com/socks and use code socks for 10% off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Nov 13, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor 4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time 12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips 18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops 24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height 30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism 43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains 51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business 1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle 1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym? 1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend 1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years Thanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load Boost Prize Picks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Mando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off #ad #sponsored

Nov 6, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Head to https://embarkvet.com and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Oct 30, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes 5:32 Michael Costume Reveal 14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails 22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2 29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes 35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024 42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed 52:09 Tesla Robots & AI 59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube 1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot? 1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat 1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy 1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare 1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car 1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure Thanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, Gametime Kalshi - Sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Oct 23, 2024

OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

Oct 16, 2024

October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats 5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible 14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World 19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip 23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps 28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall 38:08 The Golden Bachelorette 47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster 57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog 1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest? 1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink 1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip, 1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship? 1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, ZocDoc, Lucy, Hims Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + FREE Shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks SOCKS for your personalized hair loss treatment options #ad #sponsored

Oct 9, 2024

October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to https://pxg.com and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Oct 2, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond 11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates 18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas 28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024 33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent 41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries 53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time 1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out? 1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x? 1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, Gametime Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

Sep 25, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake? 4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi 11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich, 22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged 29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination 45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni 53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF 1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver 1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys 1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies? 1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video 1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed Thanks to Prize Picks, Load Boost, BetterHelp Prize Picks - Download the PrizePicks app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Load Boost - Visit load boost dot com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off BetterHelp - Stiff Socks is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Sep 18, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping. #ad #sponsored

Sep 11, 2024

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement! 2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys 11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt 14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray 20:57 DVD vs Streaming 24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience 36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands 43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups 1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power 1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts 1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood 1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems 1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom 1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines Thanks to ZocDoc, PXG, BetterHelp, Load Boost, Factor ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today PXG - Book your fitting today at https://pxg.com BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month #ad #sponsored

Sep 4, 2024

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Belfast, UK: Sept 21 Manchester, UK: Sept 22 Miami, FL: Sept 27-29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19 0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones 7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms 25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School 30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance 35:54 Programmed by the System 46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents 56:06 Living in the Moment 1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists 1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor? 1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet Thanks to Blue Chew & Arena Club & Prize Picks & Shopify Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. Arena Club - Get 10% of your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/socks Prize Picks - Go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS or download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Shopify - Get your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Aug 28, 2024

New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Barefoot Cowboys 3:53 Last Time We Cried 10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies 15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream 20:47 Michael’s Roleplay 26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady 36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup 41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion 47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning 57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer 1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch 1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time 1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try 1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun Thanks to Harry's & Shopify & Gametime. Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored

Aug 21, 2024

**New Merch** https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies 7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories 22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies 31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking 45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums 1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock) This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/socks and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com , promo code SOCKS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast #ad #sponsored

Aug 14, 2024

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck 13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name 17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines 29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show 39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism 55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars? 1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum Thanks to our sponsor Factor: Head to https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Thanks to our sponsor PrizePicks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100! “Pick More.Pick Less. It’s that Easy!”

Aug 7, 2024

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have? 55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Jul 31, 2024

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Jul 24, 2024

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www .patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50

Jul 17, 2024

Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex. Get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lumi Gummies for sponsoring. Https://www.lumigummies.com with code SOCKS50 for a free jar of gummies + a $50 off coupon. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better se*? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring. https://www.betterhelp.com/socks for 10% off your first month.

Jul 10, 2024

The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come. Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

Jul 3, 2024

The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Jun 26, 2024

The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MOOD for sponsoring. Get 20% off & a free THCa pre-roll with code SOCKS at https://www.hellomood.com Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode.Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com

Jun 19, 2024

Get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stuff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney. Follow Adam: www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.microdose.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at htttps://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Jun 12, 2024

You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America. Follow Hannah at www.instagram.com/hannahberner Join the Giggly Squad at www.instagram.com/giggly.squad If you love the pod, you can show your support on Patreon and get a whole-ass extra episode every single Friday for literally $5 at patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple at www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. 50% off your first box + 20% off your next one with code socks50 at www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.embarkvet.com and use SOCKS to save $50 + free shipping. Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at www.zocdoc.com/socks

Jun 5, 2024

MERCH?! YUPPPP. Go peep the whole collection at www.stiffsocksshop.com The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better segs? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Still reading this? Go to www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month.

May 29, 2024

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet. Merch store opens Monday 6/3 (6/5 for Patreon) at www.stiffsocksshop.com Save $50 and free shipping at www.embarkvet.com with code SOCKS Use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off at www.loadboost.com

May 22, 2024

Get an extra stiff socks episode every Friday for $5/month!! patreon.com/stiffsockspod . Also on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy. Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor. Follow Kam: instagram.com/kamsoofunny Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. 10% off all apparel with code stiffsocks at PXG.com/stiffsocks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

May 15, 2024

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100! Thanks to Load Boost for sponsoring this ep. Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Thanks to Factor for sponsoring. 50% off 1st box/20% off next month w/ code socks50 at factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off first month at betterhelp.com/socks

May 8, 2024

Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes. Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/ Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.BlueChew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

May 1, 2024

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt. Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www .patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 24, 2024

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife. Thanks to Mood for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at hellomood.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Use code stiffsocks at https://www.pxg.com/stiffsocks to save 10% on apparel.

Apr 17, 2024

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius. Find and follow 24kGoldn: https://24kgoldn.com/ Get an extra wild BONUS Stiff Socks episode every Friday for $5/month (dollar an episode??) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Apr 10, 2024

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph. You can watch Hot Laps and Noel’s special at https://www.youtube.com/@noelmiller Find TMG and everything else at https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS to find and book a top-rated doctor today. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com/socks

Apr 3, 2024

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Mar 27, 2024

"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off apparel when you use code socks at checkout: https://www.pxg.com/socks

Mar 20, 2024

Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top. See more of Josh and watch Read the Room at https://www.youtube.com/@JoshRichards Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off with code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Mar 13, 2024

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a first deposit match up to $100 with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

Mar 6, 2024

Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order w/ code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com . Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Feb 28, 2024

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack. Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off w/ code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50

Feb 21, 2024

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Jefferies at https://jimjefferies.com/ This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks with code socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

Feb 14, 2024

The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake. Thanks to Mando for sponsoring this episode. Get $5 off a starter pack with code SOCKS at https://www.ShopMando.com Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS

Feb 7, 2024

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet will go for p*rn. Science. Huberman Labs. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with code SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order at https://www.LiquidIV.com with code SOCKS.

Jan 31, 2024

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on leaving the streets for love, banging in your childhood bedroom, and the inherent vulnerability of showing your significant other your cum closet. They also talk about Trev's trip to Miami, doing Hot Ones live with Sean Evans, and hear from a listener about nostalgic jerk sessions. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% + free shipping at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com w/ promo code SOCKS Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks

Jan 24, 2024

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times. They also hear from a listener that got blindsided by her boyfriend and revisit whether or not Trev knows how to finger. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Jan 17, 2024

We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and here from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). We love you all. Thank you for rocking with us for this long <3 Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Jan 10, 2024

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on Trev’s wild January 6th fiesta, learn about the new Epstein document dump, and try to figure out if Stephen Hawking is a hoax. They also discuss how Katt Williams has a list of his own and hear from a listener that regrets keeping it in the family. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

Jan 3, 2024

The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free breakfast for life with code socksfree at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socksfree Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Dec 27, 2023

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the GOAT Riley Reid. They riff on P*rnhub’s 2023 Year In Review update, Riley reads some insane comments on her videos, and Trev finally figures out where the g-spot is. They also hear from a listener that had to get creative to JO and learn why Riley had to start trimming her nails before shooting a scene. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Dec 20, 2023

The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Dec 13, 2023

NEW MERCH OUT NOW at https://www.bit.ly/stiffsocksmerch The boys pitch some insane shark tank ideas (47:34) + riff on the dude that got a tattoo of his favorite OF model, why the new Twitch Meta rules, and why Powerslap is absolutely electric. Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.meundies.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. FREE 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socks free. Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com/socks Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS.

Dec 6, 2023

Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Trev catfishes Michael with an AI OF model and the boys riff on the insane twerk psychics in the GTA 6 trailer. They also discuss lot lizard inflation, the problem w/ having a hot doctor, the 2023 word of the year, AND hear from a listener that acted like a psychopath. - Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.prizepicks.com/socks for a first deposit match up to $100

Nov 29, 2023

Steve-O is back in studio to take the boys behind the scenes of his new special - Steve-O’s Bucket List. They riff on how many pubes It takes to make a halloween costume, filming with Bill Burr, an insane tour of Michael’s cum closet, and what it’s like to nut while jumping out of a plane. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at https://www.SteveO.com Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com with code SOCKS.

Nov 22, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptopped off to Pterodactyl. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Nov 15, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on how long they’d survive as cavemen, . They also debate the sexiest names as decided by science, and take a deep dive on the insanity of Swingers Cruises. Plus a listener is curious about ball sucking and Trevor DROPPED HIS FIRST SPECIAL! Watch Trevor’s special Pterodactyl on Amazon Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/Trevor-Wallace-Pterodactyl/dp/B0CH5JY5WT Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode.Get FREE BREAKFAST for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree

Nov 8, 2023

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are back in studio to riff on Trev enlisting in The Floor General Army, the viral list of women’s worst first date spots, and how absolutely bagged out Lionel Messi is. They also hear from the audience about being so horny you almost ruin your life and learn that Trev used to drink warm O.J. like a psychopath. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS when you download the app for $20 off your first purchase.

Nov 1, 2023

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined for the second time by podcaster Sofia Franklyn. They get a woman’s perspective on an extremely Michael situation, learn how not to get a reply to a DM, and help a listener that’s trying to get more dominant in the bedroom. Follow Sofia/Sofia with an F: https://hoo.be/sofiafranklynaudi Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.NextEvo.com

Oct 25, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys are joined by The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato to riff on being quietly fired, getting comedy advice from Tim Dillon , and why curving The Rock turned out to be a great career move. They also discuss how Pawn Stars has insane appraisers, why asking for directions in 2023 is sketchy af, and which underrated sauces should be mainstream. Follow Joe / The Basement Yard: https://www.instagram.com/JoeSantagato https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBasementYard Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to NBA 2k Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE on the AppStore or Google Play and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE to receive a Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Oct 18, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys dive in on some popular conspiracy theories and discover a new bigfoot sighting (and another one on the hub) in the process. They also riff on Michael getting Door Dash Dome, Trevor’s chaotic dating life, and hear from a listener that lost his virginity in a 3sum with an OF model. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.prizepicks.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for a free 60-day trial at https://www.shipstation.com

Oct 11, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. OUR LIVES ARE FALLING APART. Trev has a scorpion infestation and Michael is still houseless. They riff on the worst ways to get rid of scorpions, some of the most insane lyrics from the new Drake album, and why IHOP steak tips are the best choice after a night of fingering. Plus they hear from a listener that has to fantasize during coitus and learn about Joe Budden's very bad day. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Recover properly with Waterboy and get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.waterboy.com/SOCKS This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Oct 4, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on Trev’s Fuck TSA era, recap Michael’s special filming in Denver, and learn about the Youtube prankster that got shot in the mall by a DoorDash driver. Michael also almost fired his videographer, Trev had a dream about Michael, and a listener needed help with a misplaced dildo. SCIENCE. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/50socks with code 50socks. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Sep 27, 2023

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. One for the books. The boys are joined once again by adult actress and content creator Mia Malkova. They riff on open relationships, how Michael got in trouble after her last appearance, the real reason some p*rn stars don’t want to hook up with normal citizens, and how sometimes after a hard days work you just gotta sleep in pee. Thanks to NextEVO for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.nextevo.com1

Sep 25, 2023

Michael had a wild FT jerk off and Trev's driving with his dick out?? The boys also learn how much hitmen make annually, try to decide which Sesame Street characters lay pipe, and hear from a listener that had a run in with an arsonist. Hear the full episode, get 4 extra episodes a month and instant access to the whole bonus episode catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

Sep 20, 2023

The boys are joined by the legend himself Jo Koy! They rifff on how TikTok is this generation’s Tonight Show, why opening for Cedric the Entertainer taught Jo a valuable lesson, and help a listener that had an awkward run in with his friend’s mom. They also get into investing in Las Vegas (RIP Hooters Hotel) and how to keep writing new material when you’ve filmed a million specials. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Use code socks50 to get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE 60 day trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with code SOCKS Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.LiquidIV.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Sep 13, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor went on his first Hinge date and Michael’s worried he has a small dick. The boys also get an update on the “that motherfucker is not real” lady Tiffany Gomas, learn about pap smears, and hear from a listener that fell in love with the foreign exchange student living at their cousins house. Thanks to goodr for sponsoring this episode. goodr.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get FREE shipping Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off PLUS 15% off the next 2 months with code 50socks at https://www.hellofresh.com/50socks

Sep 11, 2023

The boys riff on their worst bag fumbles, how to work backwards from a foot job, and the horniest video game ever made. They also learn about Hollywood Intimacy Coordinators, hear from a listener that banged in the same tent as their family on a camping trip, and decide swiping while horny is a baddddd idea. Hear the full episode AND 4 ad-free bonus eps every month for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (now on Spotify!) OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts.

Sep 6, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor made a hinge account, so the boys yell about the worst dating profile cliches. They also get into Kanye West being banned from Venice, Bad Bunny and his out of control bush, and wearing adult diapers in the bedroom. Plus they hear from a listener that is fine that his girlfriend cheats and decide kissing a frog is insane behavior. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at Fitbod.me/SOCKS . This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to NBA 2K Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE to redeem an exclusive Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card.

Sep 4, 2023

The Got Gecks saga continues?! Plus the boys riff on getting negged on dating apps, getting bricked up at gunpoint, and switching seats on an airplane. They also hear from a listener that got shown up by a manual transmission and find the guy with the worst luck on the dating apps. Hear the full episode AND 4 ad-free bonus eps every month for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (now on Spotify!) OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts.

Aug 30, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on “Locks For Love” but for your dick, wearing adult diapers to a Taylor Swift concert, and Michael’s first date at a country music concert. They also discover an insane s*x toy and try to figure out if you could bang George Washington’s teeth out. Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off + a FREE bottle of Premium Pure CBD at https://www.NextEvo.com/sock Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF

Aug 23, 2023

The boys use ChatGPT to generate some AI standup comedy and square off with the AI to see if their careers are gonna be over in 5 years. They also riff on ways to improve the way surgeons do BBL's, figure out why some people are louder in the bedroom, and hear from a listener that never gets horned up. Thanks to NBA 2k Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download for FREE and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE for an exclusive Jason Tatum Pearl Tier Card. Thanks to Factor Meals for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 with code socks50. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Aug 16, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are back in studio to hear Michael's joker origin story (it literally might be worse than the wetwet story.) They also get into JO'ing to the phub preview thumbnails, the math behind making nut, and why you should always downplay your d*ck. Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on your order at https://www.goodr.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.Hellofresh.com/50socks and use code 50socks for 50% off plus free shipping Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a free 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

Aug 9, 2023

The boys are in Ibiza! They riff on how badly they're bombing in Spain, how everyone on the island is a DJ, and how not getting hoes on a boat is actually a good thing. They also hear from a listener who got compared to their brother in the bedroom. SPAIN! SCIENCE! Thanks to Freeze Pipe for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.TheFreezePipe.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Aug 6, 2023

The boys are back in studio to riff on why pornstars are elite at sexting, Lizzo’s wild lawsuit, and a guy that spent $14k to turn into a border collie. They also hear from a listener that had a run in with a wedding photoshoot and discover the insanity of NPC livestreams. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Aug 2, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are in Amsterdam! They divulge the secrets of the red light district, explain how Michael got so mad he almost flew home, and try to figure out why there are so many beautiful people on bicycles. They also get hammered and hear from a listener about a brand new kind of fleshlight. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com

Jul 26, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Friends of the pod Yung Gravy & bbno$ hop on the pod to riff with the boys about having sex in a tour bus, learning about the birds and the bees at homeschool, and the dangers of planning threesomes with your girlfriend. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a dollar a month trial at https://www.shopify.com with promo code socks Thanks to birddogs for sponsoring this episode. Get a free Yeti style tumbler at https://www.birddogs.com/socks or with promo code socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off with promo code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Jul 19, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys catch up after Trevor’s special taping, react to the Island Boys’ insane makeout session, and compare notes on how to set the mood when a lady comes over. They also discuss Tana Mongeau’s story about almost hooking up with Trev on her podcast and hear from some listeners about their most down bad JO sessions. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff Thanks to goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.goodr.com/socks Thanks to birddogs for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE Yeti style tumbler with your order at https://www.birddogs.com/socks or enter promo code socks

Jul 12, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The mf'in boys are back and yelling about stuff. Trev's been doing edibles with his dad, Michael's been gooning, and Jack's been banging fruit, allegedly. They also discuss jerking while you swipe, how easy it is to be reckless, and hear from a listener that's been getting peed on. See Trevor and Michael on tour: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to Hellofresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off and free shipping with code socks50 at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to birddogs for sponsoring this episode. Get a free Yeti style tumblr with your order at https://www.birddogs.com/socks Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS

Jul 10, 2023

One of the most legendary Stiff Socks episodes ever? The boys riff on coming out the womb bibbed up, scheduling cock time, and ASMR girlfriends. They also help a listener having bedroom problems and decide that if you say your car can drift, you better be taking us to Tokyo. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jul 5, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Zane Hijazi and Heath Hussar (Zane and Heath: Unfiltered) to riff on wet dreams, turtleneck steamers, and rescuing chickens in Toluca Lake. They also hear from a listener that’s trying to beat it at work and Michael gives a scientific assessment of Zane and Heath’s feet. Follow Zane and Heath at https://www.youtube.com/@ZaneAndHeath Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month. We're teaming up with Autoblow to giveaway an Autoblow AI+. DM us your most down bad JO story for a chance to win, or get 10% off your order at https://www.autoblow.com with code stiffsocks.

Jul 3, 2023

Michael made some progress in his cuck expedition, so the boys discuss the update. They also riff on hot real estate agents, slender finger fingering, and cumming so hard you giggle. Plus a listener writes in about the difficulties of military deployment and Trev has a hot take about dogs. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jun 28, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by comedian John Crist to riff on what sex-ed is like as a Christian, the similarities between churches and comedy clubs, and why people from the coasts don’t get country music. They also hear from a listener that has a dilemma in the bedroom and discuss a pastor that was really interested in his congregation’s browser history. Thanks to Vessi for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your entire order at https://www.vessi.com/STIFF Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Go to goodr.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get FREE shipping

Jun 26, 2023

The boys are going international! They riff on their expectations for the trip and decide that Michael might actually die in Europe. They also riff on semen sommeliers, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, and hear from a listener about blowing rasberries on cooter. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jun 21, 2023

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys discover a busty influencer bank robber, learn about the most common big dick problems, and hear about Michael’s invitation to actually cuck a guy. They also get some knowledge from a listener about male squirting and figure out once and for all which cities be dropping D. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-a-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.JoinHoney.com/stiff Members received compensation for their participation. Testimonials reflect the real-life experience of individuals who used our products. Individual results may vary. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your subscription at https://www.Fitbod.me

Jun 19, 2023

The boys are back to yell about decorative towels, cucking your own pee, and ding dong ditching a cooter. They also figure out what women think about during sex and hear from a listener that met her boyfriends dad in a weird-ass way. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jun 14, 2023

Support the boys and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys have are back to tackle the big questions, like can Superman have sex with normal people?, do singer-songwriters need to get cheated on to have a good career?, and what day of the year has the last amount of one night stands? They also help a listener that’s been getting long-term gifts from a long-term ex and learn that there are a surprising amount of handsome OB-GYN’s. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks . Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www. goodr.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get FREE shipping Thanks to Vessi for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off with code STIFF at https://www.vessi.com/stiff Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16

Jun 7, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra ad-free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on making your own porn, a billionaire with a blood boy, and a kinky German that likes getting tied up in the woods. They also discover Rule 34, learn that Michael might be an AI robot, and hear from the community about your weirdest turn ons. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off your first month with code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match with promo code SOCKS when you download the app or visit https://www.prizepicks.com

Jun 5, 2023

The boys riff on some insane travel stories, trading dick for McNuggets, and Trev's awful time at an AirBNB. They also hear from a listener that did the seggs in a barn and come up with ways to make condoms better. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

May 31, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra ad-free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys cover a lot of ground in this one - from Michael getting absolutely DOMMED by a lady, to why beautiful women always seem to be on boats, and why James Harden gets his basketball powers from local strip clubs. They also decide that wind is dumb and hear from a listener that reaallyyyy loves music festival season. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks . Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off ANYTHING you order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com

May 30, 2023

The boys riff on warm up porn, nut baths, and Jack’s method to guarantee you have a wet dream. They also hear from a listener that took a left turn while jerkin’ it and try to figure out how to say cooter while you dirty talk. S C I E N C E. Hear the full episode and get instant access to over 180 bonus episodes for FREE ($5/month after trial) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

May 24, 2023

Support the boys and get an extra ad free episode every Friday for $5/month (free trial available!) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the neon icon himself - RiFF RAFF - to discuss why Florida rules, what it was like making music with Mac Miller, and why RiFF should have his own line of crayola crayons. They also hear from a listener with a step-mom problem and decide once and for all if aliens are real. See Trevor on tour at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com See Michael on tour at https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.JoinHoney.com/stiff Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

May 17, 2023

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday AND behind the scenes bonus content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks . Free trial on both! The scientists are back to get into the important topics of the day, like why are Waffle Houses horny? And are nachos a sexy food for a lady to order? And can you ever ask a woman out at brunch? They also hear from a listener who has a lot of guilt and decide that it should be illegal to bring your dog to the gym. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first purchase when you download the app and make an account with code SOCKS. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 40% off your first box with code socks40 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks40 Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.goodr.com/socks with code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks

May 15, 2023

The boys are back to yell about bringing babies to breweries, how mobsters have no sense of humor, and what the drunkest jobs in America are. They also wonder about getting fucked by a drone in a K-Mart and hear from a listener in an age-gap relationship. Hear the full episode and get instant access to over 180 bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

May 10, 2023

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday AND behind the scenes bonus content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks . Free trial on both! The boys are joined by Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine of Girls Gotta Eat to discuss some serious stuff - like how to tell your partner about your micropenis, why women can JO on planes, and how pegging isn’t really a relationship activity. They also learn about how Trev has improved his bedroom game and hear from a listener that sustained a pretty wild sex injury. Follow Girls Gotta Eat at https://www.girlsgottaeat.com Learn about Vibes Only at https://vibesonly.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

May 3, 2023

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday AND behind the scenes bonus content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the hilarious Sam Morril to riff on the ugliest cities in America, almost getting robbed in Baltimore, and the best way to disappoint your parents. They also hear from a listener that is a professional member of the mile high club and try to figure out the best places to have sex in public in NYC. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on your order at https://www.goodr.com/socks with code socks Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.mysheetsrock.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get an instant deposit match up to $100 with our code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

May 1, 2023

We've got a wild one --The boys riff on spicy link scavenger hunts, drunk philanthropy, and dropping dick off at FedEx. Blau also had a wild hookup and the boys discover an insane Onlyfans girl thanks to a listener submission. Hear the full episode, get an extra episode every Friday + bonus behind the scenes content for $5/month. Free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Apr 26, 2023

Support the boys, get an extra episode every Friday, plus behind the scenes content and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo of Giggly Squad to illuminate some important truths: like why girls give pretend rimjobs, why every dude is hard on a flight, and how it’s impossible to watch porn with your girlfriend. They also help listeners with approaching their fetishes and debate whether it’s ok to JO to your friends’ pictures. Follow Hannah at https://www.hannahberner.com Follow Paige at https://paigedesorbo.komi.io Follow Giggly Squad at https://giggly-squad.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase when you download the app. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks50 with code socks50 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.Shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS.

Apr 19, 2023

Support the boys AND get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are back with lots to get into - like how Trev ran into a celebrity with cum on his shirt, Michael met the woman of his dreams in Richmond, Virginia, and Trevor brought too many condoms to Coachella. They also discuss why so many beautiful women go to art school and help a listener with phone sex. Science. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Use code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with the code STIFF at https://manscaped.com Thanks to PayPal Honey For sponsoring this episode. Get it for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off anything you order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code SOCKS.

Apr 17, 2023

The boys riff on DIY colonoscopies, curing loneliness by banging your mattress, and unbox a thoughtful gift from Jack. They also give advice to a listener about giving a good birds and the bees talk and hear about how Trev for real bought a real book. Hear the full episode, support the boys, and get instant access to 180+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Apr 12, 2023

Support the boys, get an extra episode every Friday, and instant access to 180+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on sucking your own dicc in a bunk bed, figure out the physics of giving road head to a lady, and learn what the world's most dangerous sex position is. They also discuss why Trev lost faith in humanity, Michael's me-day, and hear from a listener about how she picked a guy for a one night stand. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off and your first box ships free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks50 with code socks50

Apr 5, 2023

Support the boys, get an extra episode every Friday, and instant access to 180+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https;//www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend Jeff Wittek to riff on how Jeff lost his virginity, why dudes go naked at Equinox, and the future of AI dick pics. They also hear debate the proper way to ketchup and learn about the worst haircut Jeff ever gave to a celebrity. Find Jeff at https://www.jeffsbarbershop.com Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Apr 4, 2023

The guys are joined by comedian Che Durena to riff on the differences between American and Canadian STD’s, what Kanye is like in bed, and what the biggest object is that you can fit in a foreskin. They also learn about the fabled Reddit Cum Box and debate the best way to spend a single historical nut. Hear the full episode, support the boys, AND get instant access to over 180 bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Mar 29, 2023

Support the boys AND get an extra episode every Friday?? Just $5/month after a FREEEEE TRIALLLLL at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3YVPR9Q They boys riff on AI Suckbots, Chris Brown lapdances, and doing the sex on Google Street View. They also discuss how Trev's weekend college show went wrong and hear from a listener that got some outlandish dirty talk. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Conzuri for sponsoring this episode. Get 45% off your order with code STIFF at https://www.conzuri.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.tryfum.com with code SOCKS Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off a subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS

Mar 22, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Brianna Chickenfry (Plan Bri, BFF’s Podcast) to discuss doing mushrooms at Disneyland, the perks of dating a sex robot, and what Dave Portnoy is actually like. They also debate open marriages, swiping and driving, and hear from a listener that has a wild use for a lava lamp. Follow Bri at @briannalapaglia Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.LiquidIV.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks

Mar 20, 2023

The boys riff on post-nut conversations, blowing up your dad's favorite car, and the best Subway ingredients to JO with. They also decide the age where you have to stop showing up to your frat and discuss the difficulties of telling a hookup what you actually like in bed. Hear the full episode, support the boys AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Mar 15, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Pi Day hoes, annoying unwritten dating rules, and whether or not JOing first thing in the morning is insane person behavior. They also hear from a listener that got walked in on by Grandma and decide that being Drake's therapist is a tough job. Help us get to know you with this quick audience survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your Liquid Death apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/day trial at https://shopify.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 60% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks60 with code socks60. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with code SOCKS at https://www.TryFum.com . Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff

Mar 13, 2023

The boys riff on what it’s been like being single, an insane British dating show called Naked Attraction, and who would make a better quarterback. They also hear from a listener that went a little heavy on the numbing spray. Hear the full episode, support the boys AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Mar 8, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend himself, Dr. Drew Pinksy. They get to the bottom of Michael’s foot fetish, discuss the implications of adult VR content on society, and riff on everything from why we date people that look like our parents to the dangers of cumming so hard you bleed a little bit. Like we always say: SCIENCE. PODCAST. WE NEED YOUR HELP! It would mean a lot if you could fill out this audience survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. 100% instant deposit match up to $100 dollars with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS.

Mar 6, 2023

The boys riff on the Murdaugh Murders, VR foot porn, and doing standup in front of your parents. They also hear from a listener that put a cooter in a cast and hear about why Trev got horned up making a grilled cheese. Hear the full episode and support the pod while getting an exclusive extra episode every Friday. $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://apple.co/3ydcaMr

Mar 1, 2023

Support the pod and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks They boys riff on the best ways to bang in a sex swing, Michael almost swinging at a restaurant employee, and whether or not everyone shaves their butt. They also hear from a listener that’s a professional at jerking off. Science. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com

Feb 20, 2023

The boys riff on easy bake cooters, bombing on a date, and the insane way Michael used to impress women. They also pick an official podcast football team, share some recent flight fights, and argue about how to ruin a sandwich. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks . First week FREEEEE!

Feb 15, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month? Try a one week free trial on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by comedian Hannah Berner to riff about how everything’s an ick, the perils of shower anal, and why every guy should be eating more fish. They also help a listener with the rules of porn in relationships and review each other’s Wikifeet pages. Thanks to Füm for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on the Journey pack with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com Thanks to Hellofresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off an free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65 with code socks65. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60-day free trial with code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com

Feb 8, 2023

Support the pod and get an extra episode every Friday with a FREE TRIAL at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS in the app or at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

Feb 6, 2023

Trev watched Milf Manor, so the boys riff on that and some other truly insane TLC reality shows, plus doing the sex with coffee breath, and getting jerked off by a pedestrian. They also hear from a listener that claims they drive the ultimate fuckmobile. Hear the full episode and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks . First week FREEEEE

Feb 1, 2023

Support the pod AND get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month. Try it FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the man, the myth, the gecko - Therapy Gecko. They wax philosophical about their insecurities, the healing power of jokes, whether this is all a simulation, and what we can all learn from gooners. They also hear from a listener that has an interesting way to jerk it in the family home and get Lyle’s professional opinion on incest. Catch Therapy Gecko on tour! Tickets at https://www.therapygeckotour.com Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 22 meals free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks22 with code socks22. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS

Jan 25, 2023

Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for just $5/month. One week free trial on Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod ) or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts ( https://www.apple.co/socks ) The boys riff on how Trevor met Machine Gun Kelly, why sperms are just like otters, and how hard it would be to wake up in 1921 and try to make money. They also hear from a listener who got an interesting proposition from a friend and his wife and decide that jerking off in the garage is peak sad. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff

Jan 23, 2023

The boys investigate why Jack spent $200 of podcast money on Iggy Azalea’s Onlyfans, riff on the difficulties of getting p*ssy pics at the gym, and hear from a listener about a dude that acted weird after cumming. Hear the full episode, get a bonus episode every Friday and try Patreon for FREE at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jan 18, 2023

Support the boys AND get an extra episode every Friday? Free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys set up shop in the Brazzers booth at the 2023 AVNs to riff with an all-star team of guests: Abella Danger, Cherie Deville, Alexis Fawx, and Therapy Gecko. They learn what actually goes down in Vegas hotels during the convention, who Abella’s biggest awards competition is, how a gecko beats its meat, and why the best squirters drink pedialyte. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 Day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS

Jan 15, 2023

The boys riff on the macroeconomics of being horny, how young Trev had an ongoing relationship with a stuffed gorilla, and how Jesus could got hoes at a Christian university. They also hear from a listener that had a bad time in Japan. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jan 11, 2023

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Yung Gravy and Lisa Ann during AVN week to get the scoop on their relationship, discuss the pros and cons of morning jerk offs, and find out whether or not Gravy bangs like a pornstar. They also hear from a listener that has the key to the ultimate nut. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 21 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks21 Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or with the Prizepicks app.

Jan 4, 2023

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on the best exotic pets, saying thank u after sex, and how Trev had an insane birthday party. Plus wild shroom thoughts, the perils of sucking your own dick, and why not to get advice from a guy in sweatpants at the strip club. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS

Jan 2, 2023

The boys review Michael's old modeling photos, wonder why moms were always trying to set you up with their friends' kids, and hear about Michael's holiday wet dream. They also hear from a listener that had a weird hookup and then pick out some men's lingerie. Hear the full episode, plus get an exclusive extra episode every Friday and instant access to 160+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Dec 28, 2022

Support the pod and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys dive deep into Pornhub’s 2022 Year In Review and riff on the top stars of the year, which states had the horniest searches, and how Hooters can use the data to rebrand for Gen Z. They also hear from a listener that got an interesting nut off and try to figure out if Jesus was laying pipe or not. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get an instant deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com with code SOCKS

Dec 27, 2022

The boys get deep with a long conversation about true love and finding "the one", but first they riff on the funniest thing to hear after sex, doubling down on numbing cream, and how Michael got so horny he forgot how to use a computer. Plus we hear from listeners about great Christmas gifts and the worst way to lose your virginity.

Dec 21, 2022

Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every week PLUS instant access to over 160 bonus episodes. $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend Nick Swardson to riff on embarrassing yourself in front of Snoop Dogg, why the Blockbuster CEO still has beef with Nick, and how the blue ladies in Avatar could get that work. They also hear the story about Nick’s first Comedy Central special and help a listener with a Christmas present for her boyfriend. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or when you download the app. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy any 3-month plan and get 3 more months FREE at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Fansly for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE extended trial subscription with code SOCKS at https://www.fansly.com

Dec 19, 2022

The boys riff on listener questions about GILFs, vasectomies, and standing out on dating apps. They also discuss the insane way Michael jerks off in the bathroom and hear from a listener about shaving your ass for a cougar. Hear the full episode and get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 160+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Dec 14, 2022

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad-free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on 3AM sex propositions, hanging out with your neighbors that have heard you doing the coitus, and how Jack probably has CTE. They also share some of their very early stand-up material and hear from a listener whose boyfriend got really offended about coming too quick. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 18 free meals and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks18 Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order at https://www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS

Dec 7, 2022

Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys try to figure out the best way to close porn on a flight, decide that libraries are just public goon caves, and hear about how Trev got 50 Shades of Friendzoned. They also give a listener some bro code advice and learn that sometime Michael beats it to ads. HUH?? Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off anything at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com and use promo code SOCKS for an instant deposit match up to $100.

Dec 5, 2022

Trev discovered the secret to making women cum? The boys get into that, plus cumming so hard you gotta go to Home Depot, sad holiday meat beating, and a listener story about a run-in with a MILF. Science. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 30, 2022

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys plan out some birthday sex, debate if Trev jerks off like a psychopath, and react to AI generated portraits of themselves. They also hear from a listener with a cum eating fetish and wonder what the worst dirty talk is. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

Nov 28, 2022

Michael loses his shirt, Trev yells about Cleveland, and the boys embrace bean bag vibes. They also riff on Michael’s recent college show and hear from a listener that might be into clowns. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Nov 23, 2022

Support the boys and get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on the best thanksgiving foods to use in the bedroom, how to get laid in your hometown, and how everytime you cum it’s draft day. Theo Von also stops by to discuss what kind of truck his dick would drive, and the boys hear from a listener who cried during a BJ. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy 3 months and get 3 months FREE at https://www .mintmobile.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff

Nov 16, 2022

Support the pod AND get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev is the Brian Scalabrine of sex, failing to cum in a dream, and running errands after coitus. They also hear from a listener with an interesting JO method and learn that Michael wants to raw dog an alien. Thanks to Seatgeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off + free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks65 Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

Nov 14, 2022

Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on People's Sexiest Man Alive 2022 announcement, dating Kylie Jenner, and whether or not a Minnie Mouse costume is hot. They also help a listener with some sex-with-desserts advice and hear a couple of Coptin GeGe impressions.

Nov 9, 2022

Support the pod AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by adult performer Angela White to riff on why libraries are so hot, what happens when you cum too quick in the blowbang, and how Angela has a plan to make you fail No Nut November. They also help a listener exploring cuckoldry and debate the age old question: Whose cum is it really? Find more of Angela at https://www.AngelaWhite.com Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. FREE 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS when you download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks

Nov 7, 2022

The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice, and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get exclusive BTS bonus content, access to the stiff socks discord, and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 2, 2022

Support the pod AND get an ad-free extra wild extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks They boys riff on Trev’s changing nipple color, Megan Fox’s extremely hot halloween costume, and doing good deeds to get hoes. They also hear from a listener that had a bad anniversary and pick which ancient erotic art they could use to get a nut out. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Oct 26, 2022

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks It’s spooky season, so the boys are here to riff on the sexiest halloween costumes, Trevor’s bad taste in candy, and why Michael not be the only person on Earth that’s attracted to zombies. They also hear from a listener that works at a haunted house and learn how to jerk off with just your imagination. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks . Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

Oct 19, 2022

Support the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on the weirdest things they've ever put their dicks in, the difficulties of watching porn with your girlfriend, and then react to Cherdley's recent boxing match. They also get into another Michael Flight Fight and hear from a listener that did some risky vacation banging. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks65 with code socks65. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 dollars with promo code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com or when you download the PrizePicks app. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

Oct 18, 2022

To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is someone trying to fight Michael? Is someone else trying to bang Trevor? Let’s see what the future holds. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 12, 2022

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend Tana Mongeau to talk about how Trev met Tana on the worst night of her life, why women love fall so much, and why Stiff Socks should be the new creative directors for Tana’s Onlyfans. They also hear from a listener with a staircase fetish and try to figure out why Michael’s so into post-nut shopping. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

Oct 10, 2022

The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th century. They also plan a nice relaxing evening for Trevor and hear from a listener that turned into an accidental bull. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Oct 5, 2022

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys discover the Wim Hof Method of jerking off, determine that getting road head might actually be the safest way to drive, and try to figure out why Fleshlight wants you to bang your Jeep Wrangler. They also hear from a listener about having sex with clothes on and demonstrate once and for all the correct way to pee. Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a new wireless plan for just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www .Betterhelp.com/SOCKS

Oct 3, 2022

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time. Support the pod and hear full episode, PLUS get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday instant access to 150+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog Stiff Socks discord and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 28, 2022

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Trevor’s dad to riff on his unconventional “birds and the bees” talk, going with the homies to a porn theater, and the lengths you used to have to go through to find some tits. They also talk about what Trev was like as a kid and when he knew Trevor would make it in comedy. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://breathefum.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Sep 21, 2022

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev dipped his toes into some goth porn, Michael flipped the script on POV porn, and how parents always knew what “how long will you be gone?” meant. Plus Michael designed a goon cave and Adam Levine might lose his adderal brand deal. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a $100 instant deposit match with promo code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com or on the Prize Picks app. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65

Sep 20, 2022

The boys hatch a plan to get milked in Kuwait, hear from a listener about an edging incident, and subscribe to Tommy Lee's Onlyfans to see what all the fuss is about. Hear the full episode, support the pod, and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday (+ instant access to over 150 bonus eps) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Sep 14, 2022

Get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 150+ ad-free bonus eps from the back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

Sep 7, 2022

Support the pod, get an exclusive episode every Friday, and much more at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCKS Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get free access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackBone.com/SOCKS

Sep 4, 2022

Hear the full episode, support the podcast, and get a brand new exclusive episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Vegas buffets, the problem with Blau's new apartment, and how you can always spot a rescue dog. They also have some advice for a listener with a haircut problem.

Aug 31, 2022

Support the boys AND get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by the Lena the Plug & Adam22 to riff on riff on why colonoscopy cameras are the next evolution of P.O.V. videos, the challenges of designing a podcast set that’s also good for porn, and why banging in an Easter Bunny outfit is better than you’d think. Check out Plug Talk at https://www.onlyplugtalk.com , Touchy Subject at https://www.touchysubjectpodcast.com , and No Jumper at https://www.nojumper.com Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or on the PrizePicks app. Thanks to True Classic for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.trueclassic.com

Aug 29, 2022

The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Aug 24, 2022

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is. Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers and more on Amazon, at Walmart, or at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get FREE access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackbone.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free grifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Fum for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

Aug 22, 2022

The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk. Support the pod, hear the rest of the episode, and get a new bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Aug 17, 2022

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home. Get a bonus episode every Friday and instant access to the bonus episode back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with a free trial of Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

Aug 10, 2022

The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the end of the episode (53:45) to riff on Monty Lopez boxing Yung Gravy, vaping on planes, and why it’s easy to wish for sex in Louisiana. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, personal massagers and more at https://www.SKYN.com .

Aug 8, 2022

The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up with a wild idea for 10k patrons. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Aug 3, 2022

The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in abandoned apartments. They also hear from a listener who jerks off on cruise control and try to figure out what John Mayer’s body count is. Get your Stiff Socks merch while you still can at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com . Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

Aug 2, 2022

The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a couple of twins. They also hear from a listener about fingering a girl so good she passes out and decide that shut up is one of the best insults. Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to 145+ back catalog bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jul 27, 2022

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree. Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

Jul 25, 2022

The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jul 20, 2022

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and a free gift at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Microdose gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

Jul 13, 2022

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

Jul 6, 2022

The boys riff on turning saggy balls into a whole brand, getting residual cooter, and how Addison Rae’s dad got caught cheating in these streets. They also play the noise cancelling headphone game, debate the Mt. Rushmore of pornstars, and hear from a listener about the politest form of pimping. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at https://www.blackbuffalo.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

Jul 5, 2022

The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jun 29, 2022

The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital. Get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. See how much you could save at https://www.policygenius.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

Jun 28, 2022

The boys riff on Trev's weekend as an extremely suburban puzzle guy, how Michael is a Whore Teacher, and why it's so weird to ask people how much money they make. They also help a listener decide if he should bang the homie's mom and get an update on the PlayStation 3Some. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Jun 22, 2022

The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to 140+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlackBuffalo.com . Must be 21+ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16

Jun 20, 2022

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way. Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 15, 2022

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube. Watch the Yaris get blown up AND get an exclusive episode every Friday AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at https://www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ with promo code STIFF Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs of AG1 at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS

Jun 13, 2022

The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat, and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that stand-up comedy was WILD in the 80's and hear from a listener that had an unfortunate catfishing incident. Hear the full episode AND watch the boys literally blow up the Yaris (video out now!) for $5/month on Patreon. You also get instant access to 140 eps in the Patreon back catalog + the stiff socks discord and more. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 8, 2022

The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a listener that had a wild tale of revenge banging. They also decide that celery is trash and decide which jobs are red flags in a relationship. Watch us blow up the Yaris AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

Jun 7, 2022

The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog AND be one of the first to see the Blow Up the Yaris documentary premiering this Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 1, 2022

The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang. Get 4 bonus eps a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and be one of the first to see the premiere of the Blow Up the Yaris doc June 10th at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress order and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

May 31, 2022

The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sneak peak at some of the footage from blowing up the Yaris. Hear the full episode, tune in to future livestreamed episodes, and get instant access to the whole Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 25, 2022

The boys are joined by adult star Cherie Deville to riff on why it's so important to fluff a guy's brain, the best porn parodies she's ever been a part of, and why some studios fly in a stunt nutter. They also help a listener that got some bad news from his girlfriend and learn about Cherie's No Vagina List. Follow Cherie on instagram @cheriedevillexo Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card that's right for you at https://www.creditkarma.com

May 18, 2022

The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie made on Onlyfans. They also riff on surprise threesomes and hear from a listener that is extremely Italian when they orgasm. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to over 130 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. Head to https://policygenius.com/SOCKSHOME to get your free home insurance quotes. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code SOCKS16. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

May 17, 2022

The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world leaders and hear from a listener about hands-free bluetooth orgasms. Hear the full episode while supporting the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 16, 2022

The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning a gangbang, rate the audience on their stroke game, and Lisa finally teaches Trev how to finger. Support the pod and get 4 bonus eps every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 11, 2022

Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Johnny Sins a superstar, and why European porn is better than American. They also learn Lisa's tricks to stop cumming so fast and how to psyche yourself up when you need to bang a 4. SCIENCE. BONUS live episode with Lisa Ann from the Netflix is a Joke festival dropping on Sunday! Find Lisa's podcasts, books, and more at https://thereallisaann.com and follow @thereallisaann on all platforms. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquid-iv.com/ Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year FREE of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

May 9, 2022

The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off. Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 4, 2022

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama. Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Seat Geek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card for you at https://www.creditkarma.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Apr 27, 2022

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress and 2 free pillows at https://www.HelixSleep.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS.

Apr 25, 2022

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE.

Apr 20, 2022

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.hellofresh.com/ with code socks16. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Apr 13, 2022

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a. Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Super Speciosa for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.GetSuperLeaf.com/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.creditkarma.com

Apr 11, 2022

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club. They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether or not they would be able to give birth. Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 6, 2022

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

Apr 4, 2022

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 30, 2022

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy. Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks

Mar 23, 2022

The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with code stiffsocks16

Mar 21, 2022

The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed some cues at Trevor's show.

Mar 16, 2022

The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com

Mar 14, 2022

The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 9, 2022

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lumi for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.lumigummies.com with promo code SOCKS.

Mar 2, 2022

The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Use code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.com for 30% off. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Mar 1, 2022

Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2 podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot fetish. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 23, 2022

The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10% off your purchase of $200 or more at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.ccom Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

Feb 21, 2022

The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark. Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 16, 2022

The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16

Feb 15, 2022

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB, how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more. You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 9, 2022

The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn. Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks

Feb 7, 2022

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 2, 2022

The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish. Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to our sponsors this week: Athletic Greens ( https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks ) SKYN Condoms ( https://www.SKYN.com ) Diet Smoke (20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com )

Jan 26, 2022

The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

Jan 24, 2022

The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure out how to please his girls very specific kink. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 19, 2022

The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order (of $200 or more) with promo code SOCKS at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get 2 months FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.ShipStation.com

Jan 12, 2022

The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Take ownership of your health at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks

Jan 11, 2022

The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 5, 2022

The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

Jan 3, 2022

The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years ago.

Dec 29, 2021

The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 meals free at https://www.helllofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with our code stiffsocks16

Dec 27, 2021

The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just modern day beanie babies. Support the pod and hear the full episode + get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 22, 2021

The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Purple Mattress for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off any order over $200 at https://www.purple.com/socks with our code SOCKS.

Dec 20, 2021

The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax, and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo Loco. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 15, 2021

The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill free at https://www.getquip.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Dec 13, 2021

The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10 year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a presidential election. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 8, 2021

The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting footjobs in Costa Rica, and what it's like to be super strong with a hog. They also riff on rub n' tugs and help a listener who can't stop jerkin' it. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at https://www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Dec 6, 2021

The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the cummunity in the stiff socks discord for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 1, 2021

The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try ShipStation free for 60 days with promo code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com

Nov 30, 2021

The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and make Gabe get a Yaris tattoo for $5/month at https:/www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 24, 2021

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (110 episodes!!) and more for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at https://www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% with our promo code SOCKS at https://www.hawthorne.co

Nov 23, 2021

The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to 110 patreon exclusive episodes, and join the private stiff socks discord for just $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 17, 2021

The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom. Get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn condoms on Amazon or at https://www.skyn.com

Nov 15, 2021

The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes every month, plus instant access to the Patreon back catalog (100+ episodes), legendary interviews too wild for the main feed, and access to the super secret Stiff Socks discord for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod .

Nov 10, 2021

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

Nov 3, 2021

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph. Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm-the-stiff-socks-podcast Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS.

Oct 27, 2021

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at www.skyn.com or shop on Amazon.

Oct 20, 2021

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

Oct 19, 2021

The boys riff on thumbs in butts, facesitting, and getting head on a work call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and figure out if there's anything more horny than war horny. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 13, 2021

The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with out promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.LiquidDeath.com/SOCKS

Oct 6, 2021

The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at www.skyn.com or on Amazon. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff

Oct 5, 2021

The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn about clap cleats and give some advice to a listener about dealing with hecklers on stage. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 29, 2021

The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public. Get 4 bonnus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com/ Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn on Amazon or at www.skyn.com

Sep 22, 2021

It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS

Sep 15, 2021

The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Sep 13, 2021

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom. They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and give some advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 8, 2021

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

Sep 6, 2021

To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed. The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 1, 2021

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off your order at www.3chi.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers, and more at www.skyn.com Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS.

Aug 31, 2021

The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos, broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like. haaaaammmBURGER. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 25, 2021

The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Trevor's stand up dates: www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael's stand up dates: www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at www.SKYN.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10$ off any order over $200 at www.purple.com/socks

Aug 23, 2021

The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 18, 2021

Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with our code SOCKS at www.3chi.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Aug 11, 2021

Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

Aug 10, 2021

The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH? Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 4, 2021

Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog (90+ episodes!) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.raycon.com/socks Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% offf with our promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com

Aug 2, 2021

the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks. Get the full episode and instant access to the entire patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 28, 2021

Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Try Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.

Jul 26, 2021

Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his cockola. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 21, 2021

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode.Get 2 months free with promo code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

Jul 19, 2021

This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and hailing taxis in movies is a hoax. Get the full episode + instant access to 90+ exclusive stiff socks episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 14, 2021

holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode.Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN subscription at www.ipvanish.com/socks

Jul 7, 2021

The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (90+ episodes) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff

Jun 30, 2021

The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.

Jun 28, 2021

The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster, figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 23, 2021

The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks . Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with our promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

Jun 16, 2021

Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at www.shipstation.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Jun 14, 2021

The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company, discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 9, 2021

Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off a pair of Raycons at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Jun 2, 2021

The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVanish.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Download Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks

May 31, 2021

The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 26, 2021

GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

May 24, 2021

The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 19, 2021

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

May 17, 2021

We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 12, 2021

The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all Patreon episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod TREV'S MASTERCLASS: https://trevormasterclass.teachable.com Get 10% off with promo code: socks Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVANISH.com/socks Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with our promo code SOCKS.

May 5, 2021

The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12 Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks

May 4, 2021

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 28, 2021

The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN on Amazon.com Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.

Apr 23, 2021

This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 21, 2021

The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at www.keeps.com/SOCKS Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Choose to feel everything by shopping SKYN on Amazon.

Apr 14, 2021

Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks

Apr 12, 2021

The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 7, 2021

Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn condoms on Amazon. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get your first 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12

Apr 6, 2021

The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends. also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 31, 2021

The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN condoms at amazon.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at keeps.com/socks

Mar 29, 2021

Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is, riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They talk about how the filming went, riff on smelly porn sets, and get a surprise drop-in from a legendary porn producer and director that's been in the business for over 20 years.

Mar 24, 2021

Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid I.V. for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS.

Mar 17, 2021

The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast. Get four bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get an extra three months free at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get premium wireless service for $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff

Mar 15, 2021

The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 10, 2021

Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Vincero Watches for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.vincerowatches.com/socks

Mar 8, 2021

The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 3, 2021

The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Join for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

Feb 26, 2021

The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 24, 2021

The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with our code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off counseling at www.betterhelp.com/socks

Feb 18, 2021

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school. Get the full episode plus 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 17, 2021

Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks . Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com with our code STIFF. Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.

Feb 10, 2021

bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycons.com/socks Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

Feb 8, 2021

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 3, 2021

The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast. Get for 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Start saving money at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code socks. Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code socks.

Feb 2, 2021

The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 27, 2021

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get your new wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks

Jan 26, 2021

The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 20, 2021

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off all their products at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episoe. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at www.frepouch.com

Jan 19, 2021

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 13, 2021

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the huge Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to World Series of Poker for sponsoring this episode. Get a million bonus chips when you download the app with our promo code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Fre for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at www.frepouch.com

Jan 11, 2021

The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to the Patreon back catalog for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 6, 2021

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.frepouch.com and use our code Stiffsocks for 20% off your order. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

Jan 4, 2021

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 30, 2020

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 29, 2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 23, 2020

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

Dec 22, 2020

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

Dec 16, 2020

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off plus free shipping at www.hellotushy.com/SOCKS Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your first order with promo code SOCKS25 at www.NoDaysWasted.CO/SOCKS25 Thanks to Manscaped to sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff

Dec 15, 2020

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 9, 2020

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/SOCKS. Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with offer code SOCKS.

Dec 2, 2020

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nictone for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get special offers for the holidays at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

Dec 1, 2020

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Nov 25, 2020

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month at www.talkspace.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS30 with our code SOCKS30 at checkout

Nov 23, 2020

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 18, 2020

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week. Get four extra episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days with our code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

Nov 16, 2020

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 10, 2020

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on. Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get the free browser extension to start saving money online at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks

Nov 10, 2020

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast! Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get four extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 4, 2020

Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science. Get 4 extra episodes a month on Patreon for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS

Nov 2, 2020

The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH? Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 28, 2020

The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science. Get an extra episode a week and exclusive bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to NU-X for sponsoring this episode. Use our code SOCKS for 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com . Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

Oct 26, 2020

The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 21, 2020

Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family. Get tickets to Trevor's virtual show at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trevor-wallace-live-from-2020-tickets-124772254171 Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order and free shipping at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks

Oct 19, 2020

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves. Hear the rest of this episode along with 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 14, 2020

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH?? Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Ship Station for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at www.shipstation.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with promo code SOCKS

Oct 12, 2020

The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get an extra episode a week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 7, 2020

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science. Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.MySheetsRock.com/socks Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Oct 6, 2020

Where the fuck do we really even start? Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma. Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time. Also maybe it was the secondhand smoke, but Gabe's mic malfunctioned. Please don't yell at him. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for just $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 30, 2020

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF. Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your first order visit www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and use promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS and use promo code SOCKS at checkout.

Sep 27, 2020

The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 23, 2020

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE. Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get three months free off of a year package at www.expressvpn.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days by clicking the microphone at the top of the page and entering our code SOCKS at www.ShipStation.com

Sep 20, 2020

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 16, 2020

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science. Want an extra episode a week? Join Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS to double your first deposit at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

Sep 14, 2020

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it, but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb in your ass. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get a bonus episode every week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 9, 2020

Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe. Want an extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use our code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit for your first seven days. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Double your first deposit with up to $1,000 in free play with our promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag

Sep 7, 2020

The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael auditioned for Star Wars. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 2, 2020

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture. Extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. DOUBLE your first deposit with promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.nodayswasted.co/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS.

Aug 31, 2020

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 26, 2020

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast. Want 4 extra episodes a month? Become a patron at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order by going to www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and entering promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order and free shipping at www.nodayswasted.co/socks and remember to use the code SOCKS at checkout.

Aug 24, 2020

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 19, 2020

Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast. Want an extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.lucy.co and use the promo code SOCKS for 20% off. Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS or use promo code SOCKS at checkout for 25% off your first order. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Aug 18, 2020

Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 12, 2020

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/SOCKS Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode! Download the app and enter the promo code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit.

Aug 9, 2020

Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Aug 5, 2020

Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.mysheetsrock.com/SOCKS and use the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

Aug 2, 2020

The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 43 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jul 29, 2020

On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 27, 2020

The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jul 22, 2020

The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode! Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.co m with the promo code SOCKS.

Jul 19, 2020

Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jul 15, 2020

TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with the promo code SOCKS.

Jul 8, 2020

Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast. Check out the new merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com/ Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode! Get your first treatment FREE at www.keeps.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 6, 2020

The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more. Want the full episode? www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 2, 2020

The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jul 1, 2020

The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with the promo code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 24, 2020

The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 23, 2020

The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jun 17, 2020

The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe? Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 14, 2020

Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.

Jun 10, 2020

Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life. Thanks to Manscaped sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your Manscaped order use promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com . And thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with the promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

Jun 7, 2020

The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

May 27, 2020

As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science.

May 25, 2020

The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

May 20, 2020

The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 18, 2020

The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high in class, when your dick falls out during sex, pinch-runners for fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

May 13, 2020

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 11, 2020

The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish, discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg? Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

May 6, 2020

AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast. Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the promo code socks at www.bluechew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 2, 2020

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee, whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 29, 2020

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 27, 2020

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn. Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 22, 2020

ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 21, 2020

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 15, 2020

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 13, 2020

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 8, 2020

The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 6, 2020

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 1, 2020

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.

Mar 29, 2020

Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 26, 2020

Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 23, 2020

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 18, 2020

The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 15, 2020

Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and advice on going from hoe to housewife. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 11, 2020

Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO. New merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com

Mar 8, 2020

The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Mar 4, 2020

The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 2, 2020

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Feb 26, 2020

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 24, 2020

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Feb 19, 2020

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 16, 2020

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Feb 12, 2020

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 5, 2020

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter. Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 29, 2020

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Jan 26, 2020

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jan 22, 2020

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 19, 2020

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jan 15, 2020

Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more. Check out Trevor in the latest Yung Gravy x bbno$ music video "Shining on my ex" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTelhUrRiYE Get 4 extra episodes per month for only $5! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 8, 2020

The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 5, 2020

TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild? Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jan 1, 2020

Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 29, 2019

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Dec 25, 2019

Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 22, 2019

The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Dec 18, 2019

The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 11, 2019

Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 8, 2019

Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Dec 4, 2019

The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 1, 2019

The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Nov 27, 2019

The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 23, 2019

The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Nov 20, 2019

TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 13, 2019

Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 9, 2019

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Nov 6, 2019

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 30, 2019

Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 23, 2019

Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 16, 2019

The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 9, 2019

The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Oct 2, 2019

Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 25, 2019

After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 18, 2019

In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 11, 2019

Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Do you guys want an extra episode a week? Well now you can get it for only $5 a month starting October 9th on Patreon! Membership is limited, so sign up now. Hit the link for more info: www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sep 4, 2019

This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 28, 2019

The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 21, 2019

Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 14, 2019

Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Aug 7, 2019

The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 31, 2019

The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 24, 2019

Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 17, 2019

The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 10, 2019

Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it's better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 3, 2019

Nick Colletti from Real Bros of Simi Valley/Vine/Youtube swings by the studio join the boys for episode 25. Nick admits that he's got a wagon of an ass, but a chore of a toad up front. They also talk about baby pigeons, Nick thinking Trevor hated him, the Vine Days, Suh Dude, and mental health. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 26, 2019

Trevor and Michael discuss the ins and outs of cheating girlfriends, parenting, and their sex lists. Sock Talk and Secret Sock gets insane with they talk about fucking fruit and giving up comedy for girls. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 19, 2019

The boys discuss why Trevor's dog has anxiety, doing comedy shows in rehab centers, and of course, micro penises. They introduce two new segments: Sock Talk and Secret Sock. In these segments they talk about loyalty to your homie, drug cartels, and what to do if you're an inch inside your mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 12, 2019

The boys sit down with super funny stand up comedian Thomas Dale (Comedy Central). Trevor and Michael learn about bi-gender, NYC detectives, and if they were gay they definitely would be bottoms. You already guessed that didn’t you. Thomas also brings the guys a very very special surprise. Hint: it’s the name of the podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 5, 2019

The boys finally watch Michael's HowCast videos. They learn that the videos were basically soft core porn, kissing hard is not a great option, and that Michael can be convinced to do pretty much anything if you tell him he's funny. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 29, 2019

This week's guest is none other than the co-host, the legend, Michael "quick cum" Blaustein. Ayyyyye. Trevor interviews Michael and we find out a lot… maybe too much. We learn about Michael's proudest moment in comedy, his favorite candy, and that as a kid he fucked some weeeeeird shit. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 22, 2019

What better guest than your own co-host? This week we decided instead of talking about semen, how about we talk about some other men, AKA ur boi Trevor Wallace. Enjoy Episode 19 where Michael interviews Trevor about his family, his fears, and whether or not he's actually still a virgin. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 15, 2019

Trevor & Michael talk about the pros and cons of HBO porn, ringback tones, Public Penis Meltdowns, James Charles & getting back from tour #buffets. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 8, 2019

Trevor and Michael go to “basketball camp.” They learn that basketball is not for them. They will never play again. Ever. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 1, 2019

Stiff Socks learns golf tricks from Aristotle Georgeson, AKA Blake Webber. They talk about Aristotle's internet success, how he got attacked on the stand up stage in Florida, and how macrodosing makes you smart. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 24, 2019

Viral SUPERSTAR comedian Kevonstage sits down with Stiff Socks. They discuss his rise to internet stardom, his 100s of millions of views, and why he doesn't remember hiring Trevor… at all. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 17, 2019

Stiff Socks learns to sing and discover they are definitely as good as Sam Smith, but not before discussing Trevor's birthright trip to Israel and why Soulja Boy is a huge inspiration. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 10, 2019

Stiff Socks is joined in studio by Chad Goes Deep to recap how they tried to learn surfing and got blessed by Poseidon. JABWOW. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 3, 2019

Stiff Socks watches the KISSING MY ACTUAL SISTER video. They learn that society is crumbling and that the Prank Invasion dude has a Forest Whitaker eye. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 27, 2019

Stiff Socks goes to the Santa Monica Pier. They get kicked out of an arcade like they’re 15 and go HARD on a roller coaster. *they were both very scared on the roller coaster* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 20, 2019

Stiff Socks gets boxing lessons. They learn they would get killed in one second in the MMA. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 13, 2019

Stiff Socks hold a blindfolded cupcake baking competition. They learn that that's a very hard thing to do. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod