271: Thanksgiving is the Middle Child of the Holidays

Well, we’re officially allowing teen backseaters on the show so, no eating back there, do you have your house keys?, and no stops for friends! As you may have heard Uber is offering teen accounts and Dustin and Mel gotta break that down alongside why Thanksgiving sucks, Mel’s hard sell on her booty bump story, why holiday decorating early is a good idea, Five Nights at Freddy’s Bingo Dingo, your emails and more! This Week’s Sponsor: BARK TECHNOLOGIES >> Keep Your Kids Safe with Bark Technologies and the NEW Bark Phone. Use promo code DONTMAKEME at www.bark.us for your free 7 day trial and 15% OFF your LIFETIME subscription AND get $200 off first year when you port your child's number to a Bark Phone. Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family Dustin Nickerson | Runs in the Family (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k Don’t forget, you can now WATCH the show on YouTube for the full featured experience here: https://www.youtube.com/@DustinNickerson . Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasn elson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/ Check out our Patreon page! Head to https://www.patreon.com/DustinNickerson for exclusive bonus content and to help support the show. Want to be a part of the show? Shoot us a message to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com and get your very own horrible parenting/relationship advice. Don’t Make Me Come Back There is edited & produced in partnership with Andy Lara at http://www.andylikeswords.com