Episodes

1d ago

We make it through the sewers of Amur to get the Levigrass Shoes. Then we take on Goldor Manor and defeat Goldor himself to unlock our airship. Then we head all over the world looking for what exists and what to do next. Eventually we find the town of Replito, the evoker’s village. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 11

We exit the floating continent to discover the world is a flooded ocean. There are a few islands to land on, so we eventually find a wrecked ship and meet Aria. We take the Crystal Shard from the Water Temple and head to the Cave of Tides to find the big crystal. We defeat the Kraken and receive all new jobs. Then the world is revealed and we begin to explore, eventually meeting the four fellows of light. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 4

It’s day 2 of gameplay and it’s a week later, making it hard to remember what we had been doing. Turns out we were thrown inside a tree prison with King Argus and his people. We defeat Hein and fix the Elder Tree, returning it to the eternal woods with the fairies. Then we go find Cid in Canaan to upgrade our ship and fly off this Floating Continent. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 27

We follow Gutsco to the Fire Cave to get the Horns of Ice back. We get all new jobs to play with, and attempt to understand them. Then we head to the town of Tokkul, and get arrested. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20

We toad ourselves to get into the Tower of Owen, where Desch starts to remember who he is. What is the difference between a toad and a frog? Then we head to the Dwarf Cave to get their Horn of Ice. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 13

We enter the Nepto Dragon Temple to get its eye. Then we get access to the ship to explore more of the world, looking for King Argus. Eventually we find Gulgan Gulch. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 6

We attach a Mythril Prow to the front of the Airship and crash it into a big rock, allowing us to explore a larger chunk of the world. We meet Bahamut and Desch, then mini ourselves to go meet the Gnomes. After that, we find the Vikings and head to the Nepto Temple. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 30

We need Sara’s Ring to cure the Djinn’s Curse, so we head to the Sealed Cave, but there’s a lake in the way. Can we find the Airship we were told the location of? Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 23

Final Fantasy III begins with four heroes of light touching a crystal and obtaining the power of the “job”. It’s a whole new adventure which feels wholly familiar. We’re doing the pixel remaster for this season, so play along with us! Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 16

It’s the start of Season 8! Come hang out and catch up with us as we prepare to dive into Final Fantasy III. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 2

A short preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played Final Fantasy III. Starting in two weeks! Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 6

Hey guys, we wanted to update you all on a few things, and discuss our overall thoughts on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth while we were at it! The banana plants have survived the great LA fires and wind. We have put ads on the public feed of the show. Rebirth was insane and amazing. It’s a spoilery discussion about Rebirth so if you care about that, stop listening at that point! Our good friend Ryan Kunkleman’s gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/rebuild-hope-for-meghan-ryan-milo?attribution_id=sl:6f0af266-9c2e-484e-9ac2-baada929cffe&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link California Fire Foundation: https://www.cafirefoundation.org Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @nockatpodcast.bsky.social Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 2024

It’s the season 7 finale! We enter Memoria and quickly get back to where we had left off. There’s an epic final confrontation with Kuja, we fight Zero Man, and then we return to Gaia, to see the full version of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 24, 2024

We grind to level for a while, as Jeff finally kills the drone. Then it’s time to fight Ozma, the big ball in the sky. Can we do it? Listen to find out! Recorded from Ryan’s house. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 17, 2024

We enter the final dungeon to get all the ultimate weapons. This place is full of memories! We fight a few fiends, kill Hades, and then head back to fight Ozma. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 2024

It’s day 15, the final day! We say hello to Ozma to see how hard that’s gonna be, then decide to enter the final dungeon, Memoria. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 3, 2024

We grind on grand dragons for a while, and learn about any other side quests in the game. Then we take on the Auction House quest. After that, we catch 99 frogs and fight Quale. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 26, 2024

We do some more grinding to create a future with less grinding. It’s time to focus on a core group that we’re gonna take through the end. We also learn about every other side quest in this game. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 19, 2024

More disk 4 cleanup. We grind on Yans, catch some frogs, and fly the drone around. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 12, 2024

It’s cleanup time. We find some Ragtime Mice, visit Chocobo’s Paradise one last time, deliver some kupo nuts, and fix Mognet Central. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 5, 2024

The planet is covered in mist. It’s time to start looking for the ultimate weapons, getting all the Stellazio coins, and finding the most difficult Chocobo dive spot. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 2024

Garland continues to tell Zidane about the big plans for Terra, and we fight a series of bosses. But then Kuja crashes the party and finds out that he’s mortal, so he goes nuts, destroying the place. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 2024

We follow Garland into Pandemonium, the dungeon of Terran souls. Zidane has an existential crisis, but he resolves it real quick. We solve some esoteric puzzles, and reach ever closer to the secrets of this universe. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 15, 2024

We finally enter Terra to learn about Zidane’s origins. There’s a whole town of monkey people here. We learn more than we ever could’ve imagined about souls, and genomes, and Terra. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 8, 2024

It’s day 13. We make breakfast and catch some frogs. Then we do the four shrines, defeating the different bosses all at once and opening the portal on the Shimmering Island. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 1, 2024

It’s finally time to push the story forward and learn Ipsen’s dastardly secret. Amarant proves teamwork is lame. Are we wearing the right gear? What’s with the lightning sword? It’s exciting to be dungeoning again. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 2024

We try to finish the friendly monster quest, but can’t defeat any Yans. Then we get all the stellazio and frogs we can get, before finally heading toward Ipsen’s Castle. Oh yeah and we fight the monsters in the weapon shop in Treno. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 18, 2024

We travel the world trying to wrap up any side quests that we can. We get some friendly monsters, pick up some stellazio, go frog catching, and watch the Mario Movie trailer. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 2024

We hit the Air Garden with the plan to get ten thousand points. Can we get this Robe of Lords? Yes, we can.* Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 4, 2024

We start day 12 by watching some youtube, being led to the HBO classic “The Hitchhiker” by youtube and heavy metalist “Glamster”. Then we look around the world for mountain cracks and bubbles to dive in. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 27, 2024

It’s finally time to eat. The food is incredible. Then we go get the last Chocographs out of the forest and look for a few mountain cracks, before eating pie and giving thanks. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 2024

We head to Quan’s Dwelling to see an imaginary feast and jump off a cliff into some bubbles. Then we ascend to Chocobo’s Air Garden to play some Hot and Cold. The food is almost ready. Special guest star: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 13, 2024

Spencer Crittenden is still with us as we search the world for the Ocean Chocograph, looking for areas of ocean that you can see a piece of reef from. Then we upgrade our bird and find Chocobo’s Paradise. After that, we crack open Mognet Central. Also, the food continues to cook. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 6, 2024

While Spencer Crittenden is at the store picking up the forgotten stock, we search the world, acquiring chocographs and their treasures. The food also continues to cook. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 2024

It’s the beginning of Thanksgiving day on the podcast. We play some hot and cold, getting as many chocographs as we can. Then Spencer Crittenden joins us, and we talk about video games while we begin preparing the meal. Corn Casserole Recipe: 2 cans creamed style corn 1 can southwest style corn or “mexicorn,” drained (you can add a second can of roasted style corn or normal corn to make it more corny) 8oz box of jiffy corn muffin mix 8 oz sour cream 1 egg 1-2 teaspoons of Salt and a bunch of pepper 1 tablespoon sugar (about a half of 1 jalapeno, hot pepper, or a tablespoon of hot sauce optional) (You can swap in a cup or two of fresh corn for canned corn but not the creamed style corn) (I haven’t noticed much of a difference but you can add half a stick to a full stick of butter and honestly probably up to 2 sticks, salted or unsalted) Make sure the corn is drained, melt the butter, and then mix basically everything together in a big mixing bowl, order doesn’t really matter. Combine, pour into a 13x9 casserole dish/glass pan and bake for like 1 hour at 350F, check after 40 minutes. It should set and get little cracks or bubble holes in it like a cake. The top sets kinda like a corn bread but the inside will be much wetter like a stuffing or bready casserole. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 2024

We dig around in Chocobo’s Lagoon for a while, turning up chocographs and softs. Then we search the world for treasures, running into some difficulties. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 2024

We finally embark on the big hot and colding, pecking around in the Chocobo Forest looking for Chocographs. Then we start scouring the world, looking for the treasure, before getting gassed and waking up in Chocobo’s Dreamworld. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 9, 2024

With the airship in hand, we travel the world looking for what side quests are out there. Eventually, we find the city of Daguerreo, where the scholars live in peace with a Leviathan statue. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2, 2024

We meet Hilda who finally turns Cid back into a human. Then she gives us the rundown of what to do next. We take a quick trip to Alexandria to find Dagger’s voice, and fly the drone around for a while before finally getting control of the airship. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 25, 2024

We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 18, 2024

We fuel up on ramen, then take on the Desert Palace as Vivi. There are a lot of torches to light before we confront Kuja and blow up his lies. Then we chase him to the Lost Continent and end for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 11, 2024

We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 4, 2024

We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 2024

Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 2024

We eat sandwiches, then give Cid the special potion. Then we’re given a boat, which we use to explore the world finally. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 14, 2024

We all wake up in Lindblum and pick up the pieces after Alexandria was destroyed. Dagger is speechless, and we need to turn Cid back into a human. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 7, 2024

We win a card tournament in Treno, then head back to Alexandria for the big coronation. Will Garnet’s ascension to queen go off without a hitch? Nope. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 29, 2024

We witness a farce involving a love letter being passed around, get drunk to forget Dagger, then decide to head to Treno for a card tournament. It’s active time events galore as the stage continues to get set for disk 3. Also, Vivi grew up near Treno. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 22, 2024

It’s day 7 of gameplay and disk 3 of the game! We’re back in Alexandria, and everyone is picking up the pieces after the big finale of disk 2. Having come full circle, we wander around the streets as Vivi, mostly racing a hippo kid. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 15, 2024

It’s the big showdown with Kuja and Queen Brahne at the Iifa Tree. A lot of stuff goes down before the end of disk 2. Then we set the stage for disk three before ending for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 8, 2024

We go back to Madain Sari and find the Summoner’s Stone has been taken by Lani. There’s a competition between the bounty hunters. We let Amarant live and it blows his mind. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 1, 2024

We head to the Iifa Tree and explore its roots. This place must be the source of the mist. Is this a tree of life? Or a tree of death? It’s a giant harp. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 2024

We explore Madain Sari and learn about the tribe of the summoners. Will we make enough food for the party? Where is Quina? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 18, 2024

It’s the start of day 6. We make breakfast, then try to find the missing mail in the Black Mage Village, before eventually arriving at Madain Sari. We also try Gros Michel bananas. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 11, 2024

We explore the Black Mage Village, where things get really sad and dark. Then we go back to Conde Petie for a quick marriage ceremony. We meet Eiko, then decide to end for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 4, 2024

We finally make it to Conde Petie where we struggle intensely with the local dialect. There are a few active time events before heading out to find the Black Mage Village Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 21, 2023

We continue forward, getting Quina back in the party and heading through the Fossil Roo to get to the Outer Continent. Will we find the hidden moogle? It’s the Gargant dungeon. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 14, 2023

It’s a big cursed replay episode, as we go back to get the video we missed. Get ready for sandwiches, speeding through the game, and a little Jerry Garcia. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 7, 2023

We solve Ramuh’s reading comprehension puzzle, so he agrees to become Dagger’s Eidolon. Then we watch in horror as Queen Brahne destroys Lindblum. How could she have done this? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 30, 2023

It’s the big return to Alexandria. We gotta rescue Dagger before Brahne beheads her. Will we make it in time? It’s the return of the timer. 30 minutes on the clock. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 2023

We fail to find bananas. Then we dance the ancient dance of Darude’s Sandstorm. Then the tornado disappears, and we’ve got to defend Cleyra from an attack. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 16, 2023

We start day 4 by getting tense about breakfast and going to the supermarket. Then we explore Cleyra, making our way up the trunk and eventually fighting an antlion. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 9, 2023

We talk to Dr. Tot, who shows us the Gargan Roo, which takes us back to Alexandria Castle. Then we pick up with Zidane and company, who head toward the city of Cleyra. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 2, 2023

We enter the Dark City of Treno, and begin active time eventing our way around, looking for supersoft. Eventually, we meet Dr. Tot. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 2023

It’s day 3! We check out a GameFan magazine, make breakfast, talk about bad restaurant ideas, and then we stop off in Dali before finally reaching Treno. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 2023

The team finally makes it to Burmecia, the City of Eternal Rain. The place is completely destroyed, with Freya’s people decimated. Then we confront General Beatrix and Queen Brahne herself, who’s hanging out with a mysterious man named Kuja. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 12, 2023

It’s time to take on Gizamaluke’s Grotto, on the way toward Burmecia. The place is overrun with black mages and bell doors. Is Vivi one of these evil puppets? Who can say. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 5, 2023

Slowly making our way toward Gizamaluke’s Grotto, we get side tracked by grinding, Chocobo Hot and Cold, and frog catching in the Marsh. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 28, 2023

Burmecia is under attack. We must go there with Freya to save the city! But Dagger has other plans. Then we fart around on the world map, playing with a puzzle ball and reflex ball. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 21, 2023

We continue exploring the grand city of Lindblum. We find our old Tantalus hideout, chase around an actor named Lowell, go out on a ledge with Dagger, and finally participate in the Festival of the Hunt. Can we beat the great hunter, Freya? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 14, 2023

We make it to the grand city of Lindblum, and meet the Cid of this game. He’s been turned into a bug. We explore the big city, and meet Zidane’s old friend Freya. Then we learn about the festival of the hunt. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 7, 2023

It’s day 2, and we start out by making breakfast, a twist on Matty Matheson’s bologna bowl. Ryan brings the legendarily bad player’s guide, so we dive into that nonsense. Then we finally get out of the town of Dali, sailing an airship through South Gate while fighting off a Black Waltz. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 31, 2023

We make it to the town of Dali, and get hit by a series of Active Time Events. Why is everyone so interested in Vivi? What’s the deal with this cat? Why does this game want to stop us so much? Vivi gets kidnapped, then we end the night and open Brentt’s gifts. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 2023

We take on the Ice Cave, which is completely overrun with ice. After fighting the Black Waltz 1, we find Final Fantasy school number 2. Also, Jeff makes slider sandwiches. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 17, 2023

It’s time to find the princess and escape the Evil Forest. We kill the mother Rosebug, which causes everything including Blank to get completely petrified. Outside Evil Forest, the gang takes stock of their situation. We hit Final Fantasy school part 1, then finally have our first real walk around on the world map. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 10, 2023

The crew of Tantalus continues the consensual kidnapping of Princess Garnet during the big annual performance of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. There’s stage fights on stage fights, and no one knows what’s real, especially Steiner. Then it’s time for the daring escape, which will go off with plenty of hitches. Also, we try a box of exotic bananas. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 3, 2023

It’s finally time to play Final Fantasy IX! In the Kingdom of Alexandria, we meet an ensemble of disparate characters, all excited to see or perform in the big play “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Can Zidane and the ragtag crew of Tantalus impress Queen Brahne while executing a secret mission to kidnap Princess Garnet? Will there be any dramatic twists along the way? What’s Vivi’s deal? It’s a wild and whimsical opening for series creator Hironobu Sakaguchi’s final hurrah, and the last mainline Final Fantasy to be released for the Playstation 1. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 27, 2023

It’s time to pregame. Get hyped with us to start a gigantic adventure as we prepare to begin playing Final Fantasy IX! We’ve got cameras on our heads this season, so we recorded the morning of the first play session, from waking up to starting the game. We’re finally back. We’ve missed you all. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 2023

Hey guys, wanted to update you all on our upcoming season’s premiere date, and talk about some of the Final Fantasy stuff going on right now. We got the chance to attend the FFXVI prelaunch celebration fan event, and brought along our recorder! So we talk about that, share some feelings on the new FFVII Rebirth trailer, and let you all know that the new season will be premiering July 27th (or July 24th for Patreon subscribers). Can’t wait to share the upcoming journey with you all. It’s been too long, but the hiatus is coming to an end! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 2023

Hey guys, been too long since we rapped at ya. Wanted to update you all on the upcoming season, talk about mognet messages, and drop a trailer. Season will start airing in late July or early August. Can’t wait to share it with you all. In the immortal words of Papa John: stay tuned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 20, 2022

A test episode for the new video version as we shake off the rust and work out the kinks for the next season. We also update you guys on what’s been going on in our lives, and play some Fallout 4. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 13, 2022

We beat Omega Weapon and finally finish looking at Final Fantasy 8. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 6, 2022

We discuss Jeff’s brother’s idea for “afters” instead of dessert, with special guest Dan Eckman! Also we get the last card. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 29, 2022

We start getting the cards we lost back on the Ragnarok. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 22, 2022

We chase the Queen of Cards around the world, before giving up and heading to disk 4. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 15, 2022

We come back to the game after months away, and have not only forgotten key things, but have remembered some things incorrectly. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 8, 2022

We finish the Queen of Cards quest, get as many cards as we can, and put the game down for a little while. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 1, 2022

Have you heard of Jeni’s homemade ice cream? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 2022

We chase the Queen of Cards around the world, trying to give her cards. Also we find out about future FF7 Remake plans. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 18, 2022

We take on the Chocobo forests to get the Chicobo card. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 2022

We begin the Queen of Cards quest, trying to find her and chase her around the world. Then we go pick up some rare cards we missed. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 2022

We get our Ifrit card back, and then go chase down Pupu the alien. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 2022

We go get the Alexander card, then continue trying to get rid of random in Deling City. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 21, 2022

We try to get rid of random in Deling City. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 2022

We do the card club quest, then break for a night, then make it morning again. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 7, 2022

It’s a surprise lore episode! We read the terminal and then find a treasure trove in the tutorial menu. Also, we start the card club quest. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 2022

We begin the bonus content for Final Fantasy VIII! We start by trying to begin the card club quest. This whole thing turned into a genuine journey. The pace of this all will be very slow. Hope you like the hangout episodes with basically no story and all tangents! We had a blast making this bonus season. Thank you all so much for supporting us!! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 2022

Hey guys, wanted to update you all about next season, discuss our reactions to FF7 Rebirth, and talk to Hans Rinderknecht about his upcoming speedrun race of FF6 Worlds Collide at SGDQ. Hope you’ve all been well! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 30, 2021

It’s time to go beat this game! We see the big finale of FF8 and then decompress from an insane experience. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 2021

We restart and take on Ultimecia’s Castle. Then we try our hand at Omega weapon, and decide to beat this game. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 16, 2021

Disk 4 opens with a boss fight against Adel, and then hold onto your hats cause it’s time for time compression. Turns out Ultimecia’s Castle is full of bosses and puzzles. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 9, 2021

We do all the final preparations for the finale and head to the end of disk 3! It’s time to confront Seifer, y’know? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 2, 2021

It’s time to take on the mobile deep sea research facility! Behind Bahamut lies a puzzle of steam. And behind that is one of the superbosses! Join us for some endgame fun. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 2021

First we slash our achilles heel. Then we do the Obel Lake side quest, which is a delight. Then we try to get Squall’s ultimate weapon. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 19, 2021

We begin by grinding on Cactaur Island and deciding what’s left in the game that we want to do. Then we go to Shumi Village to help them finish a statue. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 2021

It’s time to get back to the story. We save Rinoa and hug, hear Odine’s story, then hear Laguna’s story! Things are wrapping up fast and not getting any less insane. We hear the plan for the finale, then grab the Solomon Ring and assemble Doomtrain. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 5, 2021

We set out to assemble the secret GF Doomtrain! Our quest takes us all the way from Grandidi Forest to Adamantine Beach, spending some good time on Cactaur Island along the way. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 29, 2021

Getting sidetracked on sidetracks, we find a town where a man is missing a vase. So we find all the vase pieces and help him reassemble it. Then we go fight a Jumbo Cactaur and try to kill Bahamut. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 22, 2021

It’s time to go get Rinoa back from Esthar so we decide to travel the world looking for side quests. We go to Shumi Village and get a quest to find some stones, then try to get rid of random, and eventually wind up at a deep sea research facility. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 15, 2021

It’s time to clear out the Ragnarok of an alien infestation, then have a romantic re-entry into the atmosphere. It turns out Rinoa is a sorceress, so she decides to let Esthar imprison her, so we let that happen and meet back up with the team to find out how we’re going to save Rinoa from Esthar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8, 2021

Rinoa frees the old Sorceress right as the Lunar Cry happens. Monsters fall to Earth. Rinoa gets lost in space. Will Squall save her? Is it time for hugs? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 1, 2021

Squall is in space, so we take Zell and Edea to hop on the Lunatic Pandora! But that doesn’t go as planned, so we cut back over to Squall and finally begin questioning Ellone. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 2021

We set out to find the Lunar gate, and discover what direction is east. Esthar is a complicated city to explore. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 2021

We make it to Esthar, and all pass out to see another Laguna dream. A bunch of important concepts get introduced very suddenly. Welcome to the third act. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 2021

We finally make it to the White Seed Ship, and then set a course for Esthar. But first we do a few side quests. Then we find out how to set a course for Esthar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 2021

We go get the quest to find the White Seed Ship, but on the way we find an ancient ruin full of secrets. So we get ourselves a couple new girlfriends. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 27, 2021

We enter the private card room in Dollet to get the Siren card. Then we search the world aimlessly because the game is confused about what we should do next. Eventually, we have another dream. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 2021

Disk 3 begins and we go find Cid and Edea to demand some answers we will never get. Then we try to abolish the scourge of Random, and run into a few sidequests. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 2021

We take the fight to Galbadia Garden in the big disk 2 finale! It’s finally time to fight Seifer, and then, it’ll finally be time to fight Seifer. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 6, 2021

The battle of the gardens begins and the kids have plans for Squall’s ring. Can we save the hot dogs? Will we survive this onslaught? They’ve got motorcycles and mech suits. We don’t even use our hoverboards. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 2021

It’s a new day, and it’s time to wander the world again. We search the school for Cid, but can’t find him. Then we start a pandemic, find a chocobo forest, and make chicken fried steak again. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 22, 2021

We get Selphie in the party and head for Trabia Garden, where it’s time for the big orphanage scene. This has been going on all this time? I’m going insane. And then we find the random rule. Man. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15, 2021

We go to Balamb and try to find the Captain and Commander. We discuss cookie biscuits, try a new flavor of dog toothpaste, follow a rotting fish smell, and eventually find Fujin and Raijin. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 8, 2021

It’s finally time to make chicken fried steak. Ryan shotguns a La Croix, we discuss daylight savings, Selphie goes missing, and then we drive the school around the world aimlessly, avoiding what to do next. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 2021

We continue walking around FH talking to people. Then, it’s time for the… garden festival? Pretty sure this is the garden festival. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 2021

After crashing into their city, we explore FH and meet Mayor Dobe. Will we bring violence to this town? And if we do, will violence then also solve our problems? Also, where the hell are Selphie, Quistis, and Irvine? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 18, 2021

We go to question Cid, but his answers leave us with more questions. Then we give Ellone to Edea’s SeeDs, and crash into a sea town. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 11, 2021

Now that it’s time to relax, we can go find Master Norg, who is in the basement. Norg has some insane stuff to say before we kill him. Then we make Funyun Pie, so stick around for the dessert on this one. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 2021

We return to Balamb Garden and did we miss something? Because there’s a civil war going on at the school. Who the hell is Master Norg? Don’t find out this week! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 25, 2021

It’s time to take on the missile base and set the error ratio, but before that we touch the magic lamp in our pocket and fight a Diablos. Will the menus kill Ryan? Find out this week. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 18, 2021

We explore this prison looking for an escape, but there are guys offering items if you beat them in cards. We make our way to the bottom, then to the top, then to the bottom again, then back to the top, only to have to go back to the bottom again, and much like real prison, we feel like we’ll probably die in here. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 2021

We begin disk 2 with a Laguna dream, where he’s taking care of a small town and a girl named Ellone. He does some random encounters, and that’s about it. Then we all wake up in prison, and begin taking our sweet ass time trying to break out. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 4, 2021

It’s the big finale of disk 1! The Sorceress is in town, and it’s our job to assassinate her. But we’re just a bunch of teenagers, so we completely fuck this mission up. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 2021

We need to enter the General’s mansion, but in order to do that, we’ve got to find an ID number off of a dead student who tried to take on a nearby dungeon. So we grab the ID, and attempt the dungeon ourselves. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 21, 2021

The week begins with a Laguna dream where they take on a dungeon. Then Squall and the gang make it to Galbadia Garden, where the angst factor reaches new heights. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 2021

We make it to Timber and explore the town, looking for the TV station, but we’re going to need to solve some puzzles to get there. Eventually, we make it to the TV station just in time for Seifer to crash the President’s broadcast. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 2021

It’s time to assist the Forest Owls with their plan to steal the president in his train car. How long does the briefing before the mission need to be? Too long. That’s how long it needs to be. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 31, 2020

We explore more of the school, meet the cafeteria lady, and then get sent on a mission to Timber. But on the train ride there, we all pass out and dream of a few guys who sucked at being soldiers 17 years ago. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 24, 2020

Now that we’ve done our first mission, it’s time to graduate and meet our love interest! But not before exploring Balamb, playing the Queen of Cards, and killing a T-Rexaur. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 17, 2020

It’s time to do the fire cave and meet the rest of our core team! Headmaster Cid sends us on our first big mission, we see the craziest communications tower ever, and get more GFs. The journey has truly begun. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 2020

Join us for an all new adventure into the world of angsty teenagers, as we play Final Fantasy VIII! A baffling opening cut scene sets the tone for an episode full of tutorials. Will we ever get out of this computer terminal and actually start this game? Find out now! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 3, 2020

Welcome to a whole new season of No One Can Know About This! We played Final Fantasy VIII, and can’t wait to share the journey with you all. Join us for a pregame episode as we set the scene and get stymied trying to begin playing the game. We’ll get going properly on the game next week, so for now, come eat chicken burgers with us and get excited for the most Final Fantasy Final Fantasy of them all! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 2020

Season finale! Welcome to a new type of show, with segments like “Talkin’ Lures” and “Handing Ryan Some Bait”! We rented a boat and some poles and headed out onto Santa Ana River Lakes for a day of fishing! It’s time to put away childish things. It’s time to experience life. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 2020

We find the secret dungeon in Phin Castle and get the White Mask! Then we head to Mysidia to save Minh and unseal Ultima. But, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 2020

We go back to talk to Hilda, but she’s acting strangely! The real Hilda is being kept in a prison under a colosseum, so we go fight for the Emperor’s pleasure, but he catches us and throws us in prison. Then we escape and take back Phin Castle! It’s an action packed episode! Also, we read some choice internet comments. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 6, 2020

It’s time for Castle Dist and the Hiryuus! We look for some royalty free music, die a lot, and discuss getting involved in the chonk community. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 30, 2020

We meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some time leveling, learn a lesson we hadn’t learned in a while, and rant about Fallout 76. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 2020

We take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 16, 2020

We get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 9, 2020

It’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to take down Kashoun. Go to humanesociety.org and donate now to help end puppy mills! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 2, 2020

We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we already forgot, so we assume he’s some random guy that sucks at fighting. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 25, 2020

It’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pass to get onto the airship. And so we talk to Josef who says we actually need the Sled first before all of that. So we head back to the Semite Cave so we can enter the Ice Cave. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 18, 2020

We check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we go to the Semite Cave to get the Mithril. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 2020

We begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what the whole game will be like? Kinda, but not exactly. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 4, 2020

We set out on yet another adventure, but this time we aren’t too excited, because we played Final Fantasy II!! Will we be able to even figure out how to play this game? Will it be the one that finally destroys us? And guys… have you seen Cats? Join us as we embark on a different kind of season. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 4, 2020

Jeff and Ryan played Final Fantasy VII Remake, and wanted to get their thoughts out about this incredible new game! Go watch our full unedited playthrough on youtube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvxtcd3Vzn3281Iptzu56Oj_mtxVR5ruL or on twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/collections/QZhrRBnuAxZy5A , or just listen to what we think here! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 26, 2020

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It's the season (or series) finale of Chocobetting! We invited our good friend, as well as creator and star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom to be completely baffled by betting on Chocobos! We ordered food from a deli! We had a really fun conversation! Come hang out. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 2020

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s the third in our totally intermittent bonus series, Chocobetting! We invited our good friend Eric Wheeler over to bet on Chocobo races and apparently talk a lot about movies and shit. Come hang out! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 2020

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s Chocobetting #2! This time we welcome good friend Spencer Crittenden (creator of the excellent animated D&D show Harmonquest on VRV as well as game master on Harmontown) to bet on chocobo races and make spam sandwiches. Come hang out with us as we live our healthiest lives. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 5, 2020

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s an all new intermittent bonus series! Come hang out with us as we invite a friend over to bet on chocobo races. This episode, we invited Ryan’s childhood friend Ricky O’Bannon over to make mashed potato cheeseburgers and bet on some chickens. There will be more episodes of this nonsense in the future. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 2020

It’s the big season 4 finale! We beat Ruby Weapon! We see a cut scene in the Shinra Mansion! Then we finally hit the final dungeon, to settle things with Sephiroth once and for all. Then we reflect and take stock of the enormous journey that was Final Fantasy VII. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 6, 2020

We go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Catharsis is coming. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 2020

It’s time to go back to the Gelnika to level up more. Once we have another mime, we try again to beat Emerald Weapon. You’re so settled at this point, you might be unsettled… but just settle some more please. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 23, 2020

The true grind continues until we level up our materia enough to give Emerald Weapon a try. So we do! Are you settled in yet? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 23, 2020

The true grind begins at the start of a new day. Seriously, settle in. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 16, 2020

We learn the truth of Emerald Weapon’s power, so it’s time to figure out the best way to level. Settle in. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 9, 2020

It’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more time getting a Final Attack materia… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 2, 2020

It’s time for Battle Square! How long will it take? How many tissues will wind up in our inventory? W-Summon is 64 thousand battle points??? Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 26, 2019

It’s a week later, and it’s time to grind. We’re beginning to get to know the Gelnika really well. Just gotta get ready for that battle arena. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 19, 2019

We pack up the cabin and go back to sunny Los Angeles! Where we draw the blinds and continue breeding chocobos. We breed the ultimate chicken and hit the materia caves. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 2019

The breedening begins, and it’s going to take some time. Settle in. It’s the last episode at the cabin. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 5, 2019

We get the normal treasure and head back to Midgar for some final weapons. Then we pick up some quests from the Kalm Traveler. We’re not ready for Emerald Weapon, so we begin the process of understanding Chocobo breeding. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 2019

We fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating jungles in video games. We also finally figure out limit breaks. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 21, 2019

It’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by accidentally entering the final dungeon. So we reset and check out Cosmo Canyon. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 14, 2019

It’s time to head back to Midgar for the big disk 2 finale! Let’s grab a megaphone! Let’s kill everyone in Shinra! Let’s bust open that force field in the north! Join us, as disk 2 comes to an amazingly fun climax. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 7, 2019

It’s the final day at the cabin and Ryan is feeling really sick. We get the key of the ancients! We find someone named Lucrecia in a waterfall! We use the music box of television! Then it’s time to head back to Midgar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 2019

It’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wakes up sick. So we start searching underwater. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 24, 2019

We learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and starts hiding around her hometown! Can we find her? Or an old friend? Or should we just hang out in Turtle’s Paradise with the Turks? It’s Wutime. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 17, 2019

We make it to Rocket Town and finish baking a potato. Then we go to space! We try to blow up the meteor! Will we survive re-entry? Find out this week! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 2019

Cloud is back together, so it’s time to head to Junon and get the huge materia from the underwater reactor! Jeff reads some local articles while Ryan loses to a boss. Then we play a submarine video game. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 3, 2019

It’s time for the big lifestream episode! Can we get the truth from Cloud’s memories? Can we put Cloud’s mind back together? And what is Tifa holding secret? Could this game actually make sense??? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 26, 2019

Get ready for a train ride followed by more aimless wandering! Mideel has some good weapons and stuff, so let’s go spend all our money at Fort Condor again. There’s huge materia all over the place. Oh no, WEAPON! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 19, 2019

We take a trip around the world, looking for what to do next! Fort Condor? Chocobo breeding? Huge materia? It could be anything! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 12, 2019

Tifa wakes up from a week long coma, only to be put in a public execution! But Weapon attacks and we escape on an airship! The tyranny of disk 1 is over. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 5, 2019

We challenge the ice cliff and make it to the big reunion! There’s a tornado of insanity at the center of a crater in the north, and everyone’s coming. What will get unleashed here? How bad can Ultimate Destruction Magic really be? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 2019

It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor Gast’s past, and Aeris’s birth! Then we hop on a snowboard and immediately slam into a wall. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 2019

We get the Lunar Harp and unlock the Forest of the Ancients, leading the way to the City of the Ancients. What will happen down here? It is, finally, the end of disk one. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 15, 2019

It’s time to take on the Temple of the Ancients, a dungeon with a ton of crappy, difficult parts! We meet the time guardian, fight a wall, and watch a close friend sacrifice himself for our benefit. Or did he? Find out this week! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 8, 2019

It’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused by cartoon logic. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 1, 2019

We need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 2019

We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the water. Good thing this airboat floats! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 18, 2019

We make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the basement and find a vampire? Is he a vampire or was he just asleep for 5 years? And where is the reunion anyway? It’s not at the top of the mountain?? It’s not… at the place we were all at together 5 years ago? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 2019

Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 4, 2019

We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 27, 2019

Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 2019

We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 13, 2019

We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 6, 2019

Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 2019

We finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to the parade just in time to mess it all up. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 2019

After making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… we need to go grind in the woods. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 2019

A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 9, 2019

It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the end of the story! I’m sure that’s all there is to it too… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2, 2019

We find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for the first time in this game. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 25, 2019

We make our way up through the frustrating puzzle floors of the Shinra building. Who would build a place like this? Working here must suck. Anyway, we eventually find Hojo’s “experiment” on Aeris, and meet Red XIII. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 18, 2019

It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ever end? Can we make it to the top? GIVE ME A KEYCARD! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 11, 2019

It’s time to dress Cloud up as a woman and con our way into a “dilettante’s” bedroom. But he’s one step ahead of us with a trap door that leads to a sewer. So we pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and try to stop the Turks from dropping a giant metal plate on the slums. Will we succeed? Find out this week! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 4, 2019

Let’s go grocery shopping and eat breakfast, then start the game! Aeris’s mom wants us to ghost her, so we try to sneak past her bedroom at night… but she catches up to us anyway. We walk through a junkyard, meet a guy who are sick, and finally make it to Wall Market. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 2019

We wake up and head to Final Fantasy school to learn all about save points. Then we blow up another Mako reactor, meet President Shinra, and fight his floor buffer. After that Cloud falls off a bridge, slams through a church roof, and lands directly in Aeris’s heart. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 2019

The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our group of terrorists blow up their oil rigs? Or will this game be too difficult to navigate? Is that a place we can go? WHERE IS CLOUD ON THIS SCREEN?!? Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 2019

Get ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the plan for the season is, and what foods we should make. Settle in with us, as we drive up to the cabin and prepare for the epic adventure that is Final Fantasy VII. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 2018

Part 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy VI. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 2018

It’s part 1 of the season finale! We have a final meal before the final dungeon, and then get down to business. But then we remember there’s one last thing to do, so we give ourselves blue balls and finish Strago’s story, before finally, properly, getting down to business. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 6, 2018

Deep into clean up, we’re finally ready to take on the Magic Tower for real. But first we meet Duncan, a guy we thought was dead. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 29, 2018

It’s the big Shadow episode! Will he dream? Are there two Shadows? Or is he just a terrible father? All will be explored! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 22, 2018

Get ready to watch auction after auction after auction. Then we do Owzer’s house of nonsense. Then it’s time to take on the Magic Tower, but are we really ready for that? No, we’re not. But that doesn’t stop us from learning that life is good because it sucks. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 2018

We get all geared up to go do the Magic Tower, but end up sidetracked by accidentally entering the Phoenix Cave. So we get Locke back in the party, and head down under the Figaro Desert, looking for our 100,000 dollar clues. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 8, 2018

On a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Gau, or Pygmalian with Gau… however you want to put it. After that, we entice the Dream Stooges to jump into Cyan’s brain, so we follow them in and try to fix a man who can never be forgiven. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 1, 2018

Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 2018

We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes us on a very unexpected journey into Darryl’s Tomb. We find actual evidence of personal growth, but who cares about that cause WE GOT A NEW AIRSHIIIIIP!! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 18, 2018

We hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, some orphans, and that big bully Phunbaba. Also we meet some guy named Gerad. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 11, 2018

The world has been destroyed, so it’s time to feed an old man some fish. The nightmare ends in tragedy, but the dream now begins. Locke’s alive? Sabin’s alive? Everyone’s fine? We try to save a child from a “collapsing” building, but just can’t escape the fate of the jagged beach. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 4, 2018

Welcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find out this week! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 27, 2018

It’s time to go to the floating continent, so of course we do anything and everything but that. We finish sending letters, find a weird island with an encounter we’ll never forget, and then eventually decide to do our duty. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 20, 2018

We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an old friend again, and learn how to paint. Then Kefka finally reveals his plans and floats a continent into the sky. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 2018

We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 6, 2018

It’s the ultimate flashback episode, as we find out all about Terra’s conception. Then we formulate a new plan, but run into trouble when we can’t decide if a word map is better than a dot map. Eventually we open the sealed gate. Also, plazas. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 30, 2018

A new day dawns and it’s time to go to the Magitek research facility to get wayyyy too many espers. We meet Cid, learn about one way elevators, and end up on a siezurescape minecart ride that we’ll never forget. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 2018

We’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally learn about Jeff’s dark past, and an experience with hubris that he quickly forgot. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 16, 2018

We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 9, 2018

We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flashback episode as we start to learn about our various dark pasts! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 2, 2018

We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article… Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 26, 2018

It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clotted cream ingredients and new types of banana. Come hang out with us for the most unusual episode of the series so far. And by the end, we’re back to where we left off! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 19, 2018

It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout the rest of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 12, 2018

We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 5, 2018

We enter Figaro Castle and learn it’s equipped with the most modern technology in the world, but not the technology you’d think! Then we meet Kefka and he sets the castle on fire. After that, it's time to escape and go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, but all we discover is his dirty dishes. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 28, 2018

Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explore Narshe, fight some were-rats, discover an esper, meet “The Returners”, and sacrifice some Moogles. A lot happens in this episode, and yet, we have only BARELY started this game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 2018

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the beloved SNES classic "Final Fantasy VI", formerly known in America as "Final Fantasy III". Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 2018

Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hatred that lives inside men (mostly) and take stock of the experience that was Final Fantasy IV. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 2018

It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was around 8am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 2018

This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 2018

We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universal language and unknowingly tie our shoelaces together. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 3, 2018

We go to the land of the summoned monsters, hang out in their library, and kick their queen and king’s ass. Then we go learn about The Big Whale, analyze some legends, and barely make it to the bahamutzvah. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 2018

We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 2018

We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 2018

It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what? We’re all just bulls in china shops, trying to know how food is different from other food. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 5, 2018

It’s the end of Day 1. We fight some fiends, blow up a mountain, and discover the underside neath. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 2018

In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 2018

We learn the truth about the Hall of Wishes, and get to the bottom of an old Coors Light commercial. Progress is made in our understanding of life, and progress is not made in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 2018

The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 8, 2018

We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 1, 2018

It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that question and more, on a new season that's probably going to be around 13 episodes. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 22, 2018

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 2018

It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 18, 2018

It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 11, 2018

Day 3: Join us in our Lynchian nightmare, checking rooms full of rooms. Jeff unleashes his rage, Ryan tells a boring story, and we finally ask some deep questions. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 4, 2018

It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 28, 2017

It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in life really matter?" Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 14, 2017

Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first Final Fantasy game unfolds. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.