Episodes

3d ago

EITM interviews Gunnar Nelson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4d ago

What's the worst ticket you've gotten? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4d ago

This is not a confirmed booking—at least not yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

Shock and haw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

How Grande? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5d ago

EITM interviews Christian Finnegan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6d ago

(IYKYK) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6d ago

Class 4!! And more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6d ago

Lego. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 15

9-1-1, what's an emergency? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 15

Are in-laws out of bounds? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 12

#1212 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 12

Come for the drugs, stay for the orgy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 12

No Fun League strikes again? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 11

Carlos ValderramAAAAH!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 11

And arrested! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 10

Did Tyler just bend or brachial? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 10

You're burning up the posterior mile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 10

Didgeridoo Maverick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 9

PDQ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 9

Doofus, Duolingo, and Duran Duran. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 8

Very sucky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 8

marjdotjpg.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 8

Neurodivergence behind the wheel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 5

Come for the advice, stay for the surprise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 5

Goochland County, another inflatable, Frank Capone, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 4

Welcome back to Elliot's Advice Corner! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 4

EITM interviews Sean Burch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 3

By the peach noise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 3

Orthodoxy by proxy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 2

(As long as you chew with your mouth closed and don’t speak with it full.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 2

Cock-a-doodle-don't. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 1

The heist of the Shenandoah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 1

Makes Krysten a jolly happy soul. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 1

You ARE the daughter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 26

Jack right off? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 26

...is Thanksgiving week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 25

"Yes, hello, Elliot..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 25

Shopping addiction, Black Friday, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 25

You down with UAP? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 24

An apology, a thank you, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 24

Following up on that follow-up Friday call. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 21

What are we missing? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 21

Anyone with additional information can call 301-600-TIPS (8477), email fpdcrimetip@frederickmdpolice.org, or text 240-674-TIPS (8477). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 20

Smart...phones. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 20

(Unless there's an HOA.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 19

Washroom for seconds? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 19

In our fur um. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 19

#HPPD See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 18

🤞 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 18

With News4's Drew Wilder! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 18

Can I get your digits? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 18

"Shut up! Shut up!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 17

Move that triple-decker bus! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 17

The Commanders weren't the only ones in Madrid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 14

EITM interviews Bert Kreischer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 13

The worst things to say to someone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 13

Car blanche? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12

On one family's school board fight to keep a student and service dog together. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12

But you're married and have high blood pressure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12

What? I thought we were in the panty tree. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12

Volunteers? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 12

Because they are stacked all over the place! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 10

EITM interviews Return To Dust See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 10

Turning was your homework! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 7

Pittsburgh potty, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 7

No need to MOC. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 7

Pop quiz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 6

What is St. Louis, Missouri? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 6

What would a Dutch uncle say? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 6

The bridesmaids want-ed a celebration! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 5

Paging Pasquatch and Scott Devours! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 5

Post-tattoo stress disorder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 5

Man's best friend is science. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 4

Explore cannabis friendly lodging! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 4

I'm gonna pick up the pieces and build additions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 4

What would Jon Ballard say? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 3

The bestselling author recaps his trip to Toronto for Game 6 and 7 of the World Series. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 3

Ceremony substances. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 3

Richmond's Marj Santaromana and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 31

Dash and The Dangerously Stupid Show are back in the studio for Halloween. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 31

Ranked! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 31

I am afraid of yo ghost. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 30

Are you Halloweenie or Hallow-fiend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 30

EITM interviews Brad Meltzer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 29

EITM interviews Bert Kreischer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 29

Watch out, Nevada, here Diane comes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 28

An update. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 28

Cher'in their language! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 28

(And Adam Tuss.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 27

Actress June Lockhart lived 100 years, but all Elliot cared about were two husbands—both named John. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 27

Top ten answers are on the board! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 27

What in the World Series? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 27

BEEP...BEEP...BEEP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 24

Should jokes be on the 'do not play' list? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 24

scholarscompass.vcu.edu/mighty_pen See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 24

...sexy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 23

OCD meets grief. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 23

Have you ever felt concert-old? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 22

Losers keepers? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 22

AKA BUTT-BREATHING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 22

Thong wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 21

No, tank you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 21

And dying! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 21

(Maybe not for Diane.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 20

From condom to calm down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 20

The ins and outs of sitting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 20

Riding rataphooey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 17

Do summer readers know that autumn comes? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 17

waterboys.org/jacobrainey See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 17

On trial! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 17

Remembering Ace Frehley. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 16

*quickly changes channel off of Nickelodeon* See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 16

From the people that brought you shower beers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 14

One nose that became too difficult to overlook. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 14

Arctic school is very cool. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 13

Diane talks making stickers at Cleveland's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, while Elliot tells her what made the news outside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 13

First order? Bands! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 13

The NBC Washington reporter and anchor is transporting to the ballroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 10

You 'do you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 10

It's gotta be da shoes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 10

Would you have any interest in bigger winnings? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 9

There's really nothing real about real-estate reality television. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 9

Sorry, floor·BALL! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 8

DISCLAIMER: Elliot has never seen 'Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 8

What happened to "Kidnap The Sandy Claws"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 7

The gang tries facial cold plunging. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 7

Your grandmama never said packing lines is sin. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 6

Francine’s home. 💙🐾 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 6

Born to be, born to be glowin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 6

EITM interviews Spencer Carbery See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 3

It's the only intrauterine device remover asked for by name! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 3

Misleading by example. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 3

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 2

Boo, kay? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 2

Plus, "Bread Olympics"! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 1

But does the basement theater have an usher? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 1

Amanda and Chris on the years-long search for their father's 1985 Dodge Ramcharger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 30

Attendance remittance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 30

freshsteplaundry.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 29

"Francine: missing from Richmond, Va since 9/18. Last known location:Lowe's RDC #1420 in Garysburg, NC. She is microchipped. She is beloved by a whole city." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 29

Managing comedy at the office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 29

Campus skis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26

Charity begins at 7. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26

Lose-win situations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26

When do you make amends? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26

This...is EXTREME!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 25

"... like a street monitor?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 25

EITM interviews Dusty Slay See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 24

EITM interviews Pierre-Luc Dubois See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 23

Petty for your thoughts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 23

With deepest sympathy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 22

GoFundMe and the office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 22

Flame-fleeing phoners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 22

Foo Fighters, Caps hockey, Elliot's doctor visit, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 19

When you rest under a star. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 19

My kink is parmesan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 19

Google Lens me a hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 18

That's Greek to me! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 18

Happy Capitals Training Camp! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 17

Pees and characters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 17

Cheat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 17

Recapping Sam's first-ever cruise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 16

Goodbye, goodbye, construction site. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 16

Of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 16

YOLO. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 15

Sorry, aubergine . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 15

An explantation explanation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12

(Only dumb ones.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12

H is for horny...and hospital, of course! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 11

The pleura provisional. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 11

Mangalica, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 11

Happy Birthday, Diane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 10

"Been a long time, I've been trying to get ahold of you." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 10

When "Last Dance" isn't Donna Summer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 9

Athena on Mi(last)nerva. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 9

She's got a pother confession to make. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 9

Elliot recaps his night out at Crofton Country Club with Locker, Joe B., and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 8

Ranked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 8

Banned in the BOS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 5

Will it be smooth sailing or Milkman overboard? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 4

PNES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 4

Anxiety flare-up on aisle seven. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 3

Talk is worse than one's? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 3

Flying restrictions and the pilots who shove them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 2

Life (and death) in Black Rock City. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 2

Empowering minds, redefining evacuation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 29

Payback or respects? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 29

Live from Chicago, it's Mike Jones! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 28

Graphs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 28

Love thy neighbor's presents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 28

Check it one time, girrrl! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 27

Lovin' the ol' grudge f***. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 27

Milkweed v. Reston Association (2025)...and before. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 27

No other collection captures the mood better. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 26

You're golden? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 26

Golfer Tommy Fleetwood still can't win. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 25

Bring me shame, can't nothing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 25

EMAW, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 21

EITM interviews Simon Neil See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 21

(And Wayne.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 20

From sitting shiva to sitting ringside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 20

Ready to have a ball? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 19

Apologies to Matt Damon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 19

Frederick's own ambidextrous artist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 18

Recapping EITM's takeover of Six Flags America. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 18

Is getting together with an ex's sibling always vindictive? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 18

Endurance athlete Michael Wardian, 51, challenges Elliot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 15

Stars—they're just like us? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 15

Mubadala Citi DC Open chairman and Washington Commanders partner Mark Ein talks professional athlete safety. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14

How worried does Elliot really have to be about vertigo for Wild One Night Only? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14

...aren't always records. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14

Sports! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 14

Or is it loathe ? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 13

More like bored walk, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 13

A credit card calculation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 12

A breakdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 12

Are we buying? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 11

...to a shallow grave? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 11

A sib fib. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 8

Does everyone really have them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 8

What have you (had) taken? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 7

And my anxiety, yeah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 7

Or can it just remain a Banner day? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 6

Jacob Griffith takes Elliot on an aquatic adventure from the Southside of Richmond to the world of merfolk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 6

For·ev·er! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 5

Nair do well? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 5

By Hans Christian Andersen? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 4

What's out with in-flight entertainment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 4

Advice for an amateur. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 4

Flags and Toby's. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 1

🎵 I've got something to tell you I've got news for you 🎵 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 1

A food bite. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 31

Said like it's doing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 31

How long did the "yes" take? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 30

Wang darn . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 30

No one loves trees more than Elliot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 29

They wanna be where the mer people are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 29

From the irrelevant to the illegal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 28

Reviewing Toby's Dinner & Show's "The Little Mermaid." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 28

It's evacuation! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 25

Meet gum shoe Krysten. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 24

When you need to do everything right. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 23

Anal yeast? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 23

Come on, Krysten! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 23

"It's a disgrace." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 22

Anyone can file a complaint if they believe there has been a violation of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 22

And all free today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 21

A weekend of firsts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 21

The best. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 18

Hot, Stove. Hot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 17

Of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 17

... ... ... ... ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 16

It's a little lightbulb that blinks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 16

Is duckpin bowling next for Diane? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 16

On his sister's life and the new docuseries, "Amy Bradley Is Missing." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 15

Is it in the cards or behind the bars? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 15

It's not delivery, it's defiance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 14

Remember Carmen and Lupita? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 14

Double tow: Heaven. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 14

Back from summer vacation! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 3

مع السلامة goodbye See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 3

🙄 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 3

The best. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 2

Tyler went to the dermatologist yesterday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 2

Coming soon to Toby's Dinner Theatre! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 1

Sweat-curity! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 1

Program manager for Helping Addicts Recover Progressively (HARP) in Chesterfield County Jail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 1

What's the worst kind of vehicle to be stuck behind? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 30

What's the best way to avoid shakes on a plane? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 30

That is the test, phlegm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 27

Or does it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 27

The no-fur curious movement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 26

Figuratively. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 26

Whether he has been the outright winner or a co-champion, Elliot has actually never lost this game. Will his reign (of terror) finally come to an end? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 25

Ric Flair Drip? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 25

Let's ro–bot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 24

But not Maury's! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 24

The famous psychic steed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 24

Dumped on vacation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 23

I still can see them sweating... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 23

NATIONAL ACADEMY OF TELEVISION ARTS & SCIENCES NATIONAL CAPITAL CHESAPEAKE BAY CHAPTER See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 23

Are phone-free camps fun-free too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 20

Of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 20

Spoon-oo-on, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Spoon-oo-on, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 19

Artificial in...the morning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 19

Syra cuse me!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18

And not knowing if married! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18

Meeting friends online...and then in person. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 18

But not if you talked the talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 17

NS-Oh No! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 17

Must see inside? Naaah... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 17

Let's hear it...and your response! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 16

Tattoodle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 16

The stages of beef. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 16

It's time to kill the lights. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 13

In Diesel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 13

Who said it's my year? Was it you there? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 13

Who's that c*ntry? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 12

Hysterectomy and dehiscence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 12

A questionnaire. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 11

Doom goes the Costco display. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 10

But Elliot wants to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 10

Been work-in' so hard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 9

And urine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 6

Metalli-WHAT? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 6

Plus more ways to stink up the car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 6

Tell me something, boy Aren't you tired tryna fill that void? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5

Elliot gets the call from Life Guard Imaging. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5

(Except Mike Jones.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 5

Bringing fun to a knife fight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

Extorted then Left™ Right®. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

On locks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

Such a strange situation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

And I'm an actor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

Also known as the brain-eating amoeba. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

No fire extinguisher league. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

Like it, love it? Or don't want more of it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 4

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE❌❌❌STAND BY See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 3

Boo heights? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jun 2

E needs to thank his lucky stars, Alan May and Karl Alzner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29

Very funny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29

Fantasy Draft 2025! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28

With surprise guest Juliana Valencia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28

The world's most beloved card game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28

We be getting down...to Tampa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 27

There might be a little dust on the bottle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 27

Billy Joel recently announced that he has been diagnosed with normal pressure hydrocephalus, or NPH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 23

BJS' son stops by with an offer for Tyler. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 23

Charles Woodson, Desmond Howard, Tom—oh. Nevermind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 23

Is there one when it comes to strangers? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22

"That's the one I went to." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22

Ranked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22

EITM interviews Spike Mendelsohn See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21

“I’m going to tell you a big bomb.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21

And Haley, don't worry about a thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21

🎶 The Italian Ex - change Stu - dent 🎶 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20

Dayclubs on tour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20

And why it matters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20

What the truck? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 19

How about NO DOLLS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 19

Theory and tumescence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 15

She's kerosene?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 15

"Can you repeat that? 'Cause I was not paying attention to a word you said." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 14

Come for the anniversary gift, stay for the last caller's offering. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 14

I'm awesome? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 13

Tuned up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 12

(Sort of.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 9

EITM interviews Matthew Broussard See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 9

...of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 8

Saying(s) nothing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 8

Called it...off? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 7

Time to say hello to Huntingtown High School! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 7

EITM interviews Brad Meltzer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 6

No big whoop? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 6

Greatly EGG aggerated? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 5

"What do I have going on here?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 2

Maryland's theme park to close after the 2025 operating season. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 2

EITM interviews Joe Beninati See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 2

The 151st Run for the Roses. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 1

Aack her anything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 1

You hate to say it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 1

'Which animal has saved the most human lives?' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 30

The most. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 30

Are we making a meal out of a show? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 29

When divorced parents never get along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 29

EITM interviews Wilderado See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 28

Trick AND treat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 28

And salt on the reptile...por favor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 25

Saying it wrong on purpose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 25

And I'll write your brain! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 24

Hybrid. Rockstar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 24

Another Bumble fumble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23

But there's vacancy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23

Character, Courage, and Couture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23

On everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oy vey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21

"So we're fostering another dog..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18

Attorney? Attor-ME! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18

The 10 greatest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17

Busy as a...bee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17

Tales from the ER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17

BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16

The 'Below Deck' alum is visiting home in Southern Maryland and heard Elliot was talking yachts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16

ROUND ♠️41♠️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15

EITM interviews Robert Irvine See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15

A Tiki Takeover recap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14

Meet Leah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14

Featuring star resident Lisa, who held the day's oldest caller record for about twenty minutes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11

Composting for dumpies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11

And evermaskers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10

And you're our headlight queen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10

A tradition unlike any other. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9

Las Vegas, Nevada See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9

"Swing Into Summer" once again with the Alzner Foundation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9

Anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8

What's going on, Steve? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8

EITM interviews Dylan Strome See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7

Of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7

Nice to meet you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7

"The chasing days are done! Alex Ovechkin is the greatest goal scorer in the history of the NHL." -Joe Beninati See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4

Yodel-Ay-Eee-ooh, Diane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4

Where are we on beeping whilst locking? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4

Another office bathroom mystery. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3

(Sorry, John Walton.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3

A pop-ularity quiz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3

PENIS See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2

What to do after you're a victim of fraud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2

Know a compulsive liar? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1

AKA Splitting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1

Diane is high. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1

EITM interviews Alan May See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31

Wee! Wee! Wee! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31

You wanted the best, you got the best. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28

Puppy parents and their future service dogs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28

When it comes to wedding traditions, bio or step? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28

swimkatie.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27

This isn't legal advice...{unintelligible}. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27

Cliiick-Click. Click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26

Take me me down to the Paradise Island! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26

"... where other presenters fear to tread." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25

In re P.E. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25

Check yes for bun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 24

Bang. Bam. Boom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 20

All bells breaking loose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 20

Zach Roth gets everyone ready for Las Vegas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 20

The best. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 19

EITM interviews Bert Kreischer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 19

Popping bottles and cherries in Vegas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 18

Is it claustrophobia? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 18

In a single sentence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 17

POPSUGAR is right! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 17

Is too many pets? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 14

And it's not Elliot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 14

Fast to the mend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 13

...and I'm all out of wood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 13

More like Poké, man! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 12

That's all folk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 12

Looking to identify. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 11

HELLLLOOO! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 11

And hello again, Pierce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 11

For those that like when Elliot goes at it with teens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 10

Working hard or secretly engaged to be married? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 10

White lithium grease and Juicy Head. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 7

The announcement we've all been waiting for... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 7