Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

1d ago

#903. Comedian, actor, theater kid, chaos enthusiast — Gianmarco Soresi joins Kaitlyn for a laugh-out-loud, no-notes-needed episode recorded in New York City. Gianmarco opens up about starting out as a musical theater kid with Broadway dreams, how singing still sneaks its way into his comedy, his time on movie sets (yes, one involved J.Lo), and why he genuinely enjoys being bullied at SoulCycle. They riff on reality TV, producers, hecklers, triggering April Fools jokes, long-term relationships, creative highs, embarrassing on-stage moments, and a very questionable TV show idea involving… small weens. It’s silly, honest, and the kind of conversation that only happens when two people are fully cracking each other up — basically, the perfect episode to throw on when you want to laugh and feel like you’re hanging out with friends. Enjoy 🙂 If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Better Help: Off the vine listeners get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/VINE . Aura Frames: For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com/vine and get $35 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames - named #1 by Wirecutter - by using promo code VINE at checkout. Microperfumes: Find your scent soulmate today and get up to 60% off at MicroPerfumes.com/VINE . Nutrafol: Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and use promo code VINE. Real Real: Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to TheRealReal.com/vine Wayfair: Get last-minute hosting essentials, gifts for all your loved ones, and decor to celebrate the holidays for WAY less. Head to WAYFAIR.com . Wayfair. Every style. Every home. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (2:30) — SoulCycle bullying, shirt anxiety, and why Gianmarco loves being yelled at. (19:00) — A joke turns into an unhinged pitch for a show about micro penises. (31:00) — From musical theater kid to stand-up comic (yes, Broadway was the dream). (45:20) — “I had a line in Hustlers … and rejected J.Lo.” See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

3d ago

#902. REPEAT OUR GREATEST HIT EPISODES: Kaitlyn Bristowe welcomes the hilarious Heather McMahan for an episode full of laughs and chaos. Heather dives into her new Netflix special, "Breadwinner," where she jokes about making more money than her husband Jeff. She also shares her go-to therapy routine—looping around a Target parking lot blasting Rage Against the Machine. Things get interesting when Kaitlyn tells a story about a horse, leading to Heather's unfiltered commentary that will leave you in stitches. Plus, Heather makes a hilarious plea to Mark Cuban to be her new "daddy." You won't want to miss this rollercoaster of an episode! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Macy’s: If you’re still checking off your list, hop online or pop into Macy’s, grab those last-minute gifts, where they have something for everyone. Only at Macys.com ! Knix: Head to Knix.com and use code VINE for 20% off your order. Aura Frames: For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com/vine and get $35 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames - named #1 by Wirecutter - by using promo code VINE at checkout. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (6:32) – Heather shares her go-to therapy routine: looping around a Target parking lot while blasting Rage Against the Machine. (13:10) – Heather talks about the spiritual connection she has with her late father through bumblebees. (16:24) – Kaitlyn tells an interesting story about a horse, and Heather’s hilarious reaction will have you in tears. (28:33) – Heather makes a pitch to Mark Cuban, asking him to be her new "daddy." (39:43) – Heather reflects on the rise of characters in comedy and how she used to open her shows as Brenda Carlisle, Mississippi's #1 real estate agent. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dec 11

#901. If you grew up on Degrassi or 90210, buckle up — today’s episode is a full-on millennial nostalgia trip with actress and former teen TV icon Shenae Grimes-Beech . Shenae gets real about what Hollywood in the 2000s was actually like: the career-making auditions, the surreal celebrity encounters, the pressure she hid behind the scenes, and the identity shift that came when she finally stepped back from it all. She also spills a few wild 2008-era stories (millennials, prepare to scream), and fills us in on life now — from being a mom of two, to her clothing line, to the new business venture she’s launching in 2026. If you loved teen dramas, lived for the tabloid years, or just want an honest glow-up story… this episode is it! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Aura Frames: For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com/vine and get $35 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames - named #1 by Wirecutter - by using promo code VINE at checkout. Bombas: Head over to Bombas.com/vine and use code vine for 20% off your first purchase. Function Health: Own your health for $365 a year. That’s a dollar a day. Learn more by visiting www.functionhealth.com/VINE or use gift code VINE25 for a $25 credit towards your membership. Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance! Macy’s: Book a free Personal Stylist session online or in-store, tell them who you’re shopping for, and let them do the heavy lifting. Go ahead and get started at macys.com ! Airalo: If you’ve got an international trip coming up, download the Airalo app now or visit AIRALO.com and use code VINE for 15% off your first eSIM. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (7:40) The pinch-me Hollywood moment — when Topher Grace recognizes her from billboards. The early 2000s fame surreality starts HERE. (18:30) The dark side of the 90210 era — paparazzi chaos, safety fears, and the moment she sat crying in her car because going home didn’t feel safe. (22:37) The wild John Mayer twist — rumors said they were dating… until she actually ran into him at Chateau Marmont. (43:19) The most toxic part of Hollywood — Shenae breaks down how your value becomes tied to your last success, and how that shaped (and messed with) her identity. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dec 9

#900. Today on Off the Vine, Kaitlyn sits down with the internet’s favorite poet — the woman whose words somehow manage to read our minds — Josie Balka . They unpack the unexpected moment her career began with one poem at 30, how everything blew up overnight, and what it was like when Hollywood royalty started using her sounds. Josie opens up about creating her own music, the pressure of writing work that feels like hers, and the mindset shift that made her embrace her “luckiest girl in the world” era. She also gets beautifully vulnerable — diving into the love stories behind her second book Loves of Our Lives , the friendships that shaped some of her most emotional pieces, the cosmetic surgeries she chose entirely for herself, and her hilariously relatable take on being a “pessimistic optimist,” aka constantly worrying every good thing might be the last good thing. It’s girl talk, real talk, and everything in between. Enjoy! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Bombas: Head over to Bombas.com/vine and use code vine for 20% off your first purchase. Aura Frames: For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com/vine and get $35 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames - named #1 by Wirecutter - by using promo code VINE at checkout. Chewy: Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need. Quince: Go to Quince.com/vine for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too! Better Help: Off the vine listeners get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/VINE . Pura: Right now, when you subscribe to two scents for 12 months you get the Pura 4 for free. Don’t wait—this limited-time offer won’t last. Try it risk-free for 30 days now at pura.com EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (07:36) How it all began: Josie shares the story of turning 30, writing one poem on a whim, and waking up to her life completely changed after it went viral. (21:49) The “luckiest girl in the world” mindset: how shifting her perspective transformed her confidence, creativity, and career. (35:38) Josie reads a poem from her new book Loves of Our Lives . (40:01) Josie gets real about the cosmetic surgery she’s had, why she chose it, and how she approaches transparency with her audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dec 4

#899. Kaitlyn is joined in-studio by her longtime friend (and former fertility nurse!) Whitney Bischoff Angel , fresh off a girls’ weekend, to talk all things fertility and women’s health. From egg freezing and endometriosis to postpartum, loss, and the emotional side of every phase—nothing is off the table. Whitney shares insights from nearly 20 years in fertility nursing, why she chose not to pursue the influencer path, and she opens up about her not-so-great experience on The Bachelor and how it shaped the life she has now. They also dig into the questions so many women have but rarely get clear answers to: – What’s the first step if you’re curious about fertility support? – Do SSRIs or mental health meds impact pregnancy? – When should you consider freezing your eggs? – Should you freeze them even if you’re not sure you want kids? – What about PCOS, male factor infertility, endometriosis, or surrogacy? And of course, some surprise guest walk-ins lead to an unexpected Titanic conspiracy chat—because why not? It’s real, informative, and full of the conversations women wish they heard more often. Tune in! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Booking.com : Head over to booking.com and start your listing today! Get Seen. Get Booked on Booking.com ! Better Help: OTV listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/VINE . Bombas: Head over to Bombas.com/vine and use code vine for 20% off your first purchase. The Real Real: Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to TheRealReal.com/vine Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance! Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Wayfair. Every style. Every home. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (18:10) – Why Whitney didn’t become an influencer and chose to focus on her career in fertility. (32:40) – When to consider freezing your eggs, the ideal age range, and why earlier is better. (38:38) – Eggs vs. embryos: How to maintain autonomy over your fertility choices. (43:20 ) – Tips for TTC (trying to conceive) with PCOS, male factor infertility, and tracking cycles effectively. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dec 2

#898. Ashley Cooke has lived a life of highs, heartbreak, and everything in between — from moving 19 times before 18, writing songs at 11, to hitting #1 on country radio. On today’s episode of Off the Vine , she sits down with Kaitlyn to open up about her new project ACE , her duet with Brett Young, navigating family health struggles and her own rare heart condition — all while performing on some of the biggest stages in music. She also gives a sweet glimpse into her new romance and how love fits into her life on the road. Honest, funny, and raw, this episode is a front-row seat to Ashley’s journey like you’ve never heard before. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Booking.com : Head over to booking.com and start your listing today! Get Seen. Get Booked on Booking.com ! Baked by Melissa: Right now, Baked by Melissa is offering our listeners 20% off your order at Bakedbymelissa.com/VINE . Bombas: Head over to Bombas.com/vine and use code vine for 20% off your first purchase. Macy’s: And if you’re in gifting mode, Macy’s Friends and Family event is going on now through December 11th—30% off the best brands and 15% off beauty and fragrances only at macys.com . Dime Beauty: Visit DimeBeauty.com and enjoy 30% off your first order with code CYBERMONTH—just don’t wait, this offer ends December 16th! Pura: Right now, Cyber Monday just got smarter with Pura. Get 30% off curated sets and upgrade your home with app-controlled fragrance pura.com . EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (3:05) Ashley spills on moving to LA at 10, forming a country duo with her sister at 12, and juggling homeschool life like a pro. (7:34) She opens up about the wild mix of gratitude, disbelief, and “wait…is this real?” moments when Your Place hit #1. (12:28) Family health scares, her own rare heart diagnosis, and heartbreak — Ashley shares how she stayed strong through it all. (17:25) Performing on The Bachelorette with Brett Young. (27:56) Her new Project ACE Revealed and how these songs are like a musical diary of her life. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nov 27

#897. Happy Thanksgiving, Vinos! Kaitlyn’s solo today with a message that hit her harder than she expected — something she heard at church that completely shifted how she thinks about timing, growth, and the quiet little “seeds” you plant without even realizing it. Then she’s diving into your questions with a cozy, candid Q&A sesh. A Thanksgiving drop with heart, humor, and a perspective shift you’ll want to carry into the rest of the year. The perfect quick listen to set the vibe for your day. And as always — from the Off the Vine team to YOU — we’re so thankful for our Vinos. ❤️ Tune in and get ready to see Andy Richter like never before — sidekick? Not anymore. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Booking.com : Head over to booking.com and start your listing today! Get Seen. Get Booked on Booking.com ! Better Help: OTV listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/VINE . MicroPerfumes: Find your scent soulmate today and get up to 60% off at MicroPerfumes.com/VINE . Nutrafol: Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and use promo code VINE. Paka: Right now during PAKA’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale, you can get 30% off with the purchase of 3 items or more. Head to GO.PAKAAPPAREL.com/OTV . Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (3:15) Kaitlyn breaks down the church message that hit her — seeds, harvests, and why the smallest things you plant can grow into something huge. (4:00) She dives into “gap thinking” — that space between where you are and where you wish you were, and why it can hold you back. (20:10) Q&A sesh: the one emotion Kaitlyn avoids, what real love looks like now, and the tattoo she’s this close to removing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Nov 25

#896. Andy Richter is stepping out from the sidekick spotlight and spilling all the stories you’ve been waiting for! From his early days making teachers laugh to becoming Conan O’Brien’s iconic right-hand man, Andy has always found a way to bring the laughs. Then came Dancing With the Stars . Andy surprised fans (and himself!) and even earned the title of “People’s Princess” this season, giving us a behind-the-scenes look at why he said yes to the show. Hear about his start in improv, his friendship with Conan, the highs and lows of DWTS, and even honest confessions about health, weight loss, and how the show changed his life after a slow season. Whether you’ve been a fan for decades or just love a good story about comedy, dancing, and life in the spotlight, this episode is packed with Andy’s feel-good energy. Tune in and get ready to see Andy Richter like never before — sidekick? Not anymore. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below ! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Booking.com : Head over to booking.com and start your listing today! Get Seen. Get Booked on Booking.com ! Aura Frames: For a limited time, visit AuraFrames.com/vine and get $45 off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames - named #1 by Wirecutter - by using promo code VINE at checkout. Figs: If you’re in healthcare—or shopping for someone who is—you can get 15% off your first order at Wearfigs.com with the code FIGS RX. Pura: Take up to 30% off sitewide during Pura’s Black Friday sale, the biggest sale of the year—for a limited time only at pura.com . Airalo: If you’ve got an international trip coming up, download the Airalo app now or visit AIRALO.com and use code VINE for 15% off your first eSIM. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (1:42) – Andy Richter on why he’s never loved being the solo spotlight, and how being a “morale keeper” shaped his sense of humor (8:20) – The story of how Andy met Conan and became the first writer hired on Late Night (21:37) – Andy shares the heartwarming moment his daughter realized he was in Elf (24:16) – Why Andy said YES to Dancing With the Stars despite initial hesitation (37:39) – Behind the scenes of DWTS: the highs, lows, and what it really felt like to be sent home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .