Stella asks: What if the Sorting Hat started saying random words instead of houses?

Long ago in 2001, when Abacus first opened his magical school, many of his students begged to be sorted. But when Abacus conjures a Sorta Hat to do the job, his magic is as unreliable as ever… Lessons include: labeling people is a recipe for cruelty; grownups and professionals have feelings, too. This episode originally aired November 6th, 2017. Join our Patreon for Ad-Free stories, a Shout-Out on the show, bonus audio, a better chance of having your question answered, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Great merch available at the Imaginarium ! Featuring artwork from Ana Stretcu : whatifworld.threadless.com Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld . Kids can share questions with a grownup's help via Twitter @whatifworldpod , Facebook & Instagram @whatifworldpodcast , or email whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe . A big thanks to Miss Lynn , helper in What If World and lover of doughnuts. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe and our theme song is by Craig Martinson . Advertise on What If World!