Episodes

Apr 1, 2024

In Part 2 of their conversation, the crew begins with some heartfelt discussion about what it means to be authentic. Then they move on to the family supermarket, seedless fruits, and "What I'm loving." They end discussing the sleep habits of President Trump...lots of laughter mixed with tired--a perfect combination! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 2024

The group is together for Part 1 of a 2-part conversation (come back next week!) as Luke and Liv give an update on their new house and Tim recounts the roast of John Crist at his surprise birthday party, They discuss "small talk," remembering people's names, and memorable strange neighbors. They talk about the new version of the movie "Dune", Nicholas Cage and Tim and Heather's "new show." Be sure to come back next time for Part 2! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 4, 2024

The gang is all back together as they discuss moving any body part to another part of the body, Youtube Rabbit Holes, dating shows and false prophets. The concept of disciplining adults, wedding reception advice and "What are you Loving" ties this little escapade with a nice bow. Check us out on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 26, 2024

The crew is back discussing their various health maladies, thoughts on the Chiefs and the Super Bowl, looking at 'Merica and evaulating all kinds of accents around the world. Lenny Kravitz, John Mayer, Garth Brooks and his alter-ego, Chris Gaines are in the crosshairs as well. Be sure to watch on Youtube and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 5, 2024

The Hawkins kids are in the house, as Tim and Heather are out, and Hollywood, fashion and entertainment are all in the cross-hairs! They reflect on growing up in the Hawkins house, Jackson shares his musical prowess, which of course leads to group karaoke. Open-Pantry-People, family dinners, and other family memories are shared. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 29, 2024

Tim and Heather are joined by Jackson and Spencer as the bookend children--Tim shares about his dentist experience, an awful lot of Pope talk, and an important health update from Heather. Levi can't resist and chimes in along the way as they talk about Youtube go-to's, favorite animation movies, and Holland is up way past his bedtime (shhhh....don't tell mom.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 15, 2024

Levi, Luke and Liv join Tim for this musical extravaganza of songy-songs. They talk about the cult of Taylor Swift, dreams, guys who know how to do stuff, and share some New Year's resolutions (but not really). Welcome to 2024 Hodunks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 26, 2023

Cousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment. They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon roll eating etiquette, the new Wonka movie, the genius of Dr. Seuss, and the show WRAPS up with some amazing Christmas freestyle RAP. Merry Christmas from the Hawkins clan! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 18, 2023

In our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tips over the holidays and also discussed how we survived without phones and the virtue of actually reading. Disney adults, a crazy cult and Christmas songs round out this early Christmas gift of a show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 11, 2023

Tim and the kids are on this week to talk about the family trip to Branson, MO, where apparently Tim is more famous than anyone else. Then they obviously moved on to the topics of worms, malaria and the family health histories. Shakespeare analysis, video and movie and podcast reviews and the CMA awards top off this episode of goodness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 4, 2023

Friend of the family Christian joins Luke, Tim, Heather and Spencer, along with Luna the puppy, to discuss skiing escapades, Tim's viral "Home School Family" video, and the amazing qualities of the musical Bible version. Tim opens up about his recent show taping in Nashville and the journey to where he is now. Finally, a staple of the show lately--cringeworthy church videos. They end with an analysis of end-of-life decisions...inspired by a walk down the red carpet. Fun time for all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 13, 2023

It's Tim and the kids this week! Levi starts off the podcast with Luke and Liv, talking about celebrity heads and plastic surgery and the Snow White Disney mistake. The overall word for the day is CRINGEY--lots and lots of videos including Taylor Swifts 'cars and bars' and other cringey country music. Then Spencer jumps in the chair with his AI-generated plant-based lyrics and they're off! In fact, Liv actually sings their own Taylor-inspired AI lyrics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 6, 2023

The crew is back together bemoaning the foulness of Tim's king-sized hot tub. Heather has some knobs to paint, so Levi joins the gang in her place for the rest of the show. They hear a Luke Bryan "beer" compilation, discuss what bail is, and Tim shares some funny videos. Finally, Tim's A.I. generated artwork for his upcoming special causes quite a stir. Stay tuned for an upcoming episode live from the hot tub! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 30, 2023

The crew is half in costume with football/Taylor swift talk, Liv's SHAQ 2 movie trailer, and food travels in middle America. Tim has "Something Interesting", various theories are bandied about, and the Office Halloween trailer caps off this fall festival/Halloween/Trunk or Treating extravaganza! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 9, 2023

The crew is back together and in rare form, starting with what tool would you be in the toolbox. Tim births two new songs, including “Dump Run” and “Ham Pants,' they talk about how to live longer, some of Noah’s questions and show reviews. Lots of laughs--be sure to watch us on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 2, 2023

Tim, Luke and Spencer are together--supposedly babysitting the kids--no ladies allowed! They start off with TV show talk, Dinosaurs, and LUke desperately tries to get them to do the gas station Tier List. They end with lots of church talk and opinions along with the Reviews of the week. We think the kids are still ok, but not quite sure...be sure to watch us on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 18, 2023

It's a special day as Tim's mom/Liv's grandma/Heather's mother-in-law joins them for lots of laughs and memories. They talk about favorite foods, favorite and worst movies, traveling, shopping, school projects...lots of memories shared by all. Be sure to check us out on Youtube and meet everyone's favorite! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 11, 2023

Tim and Heather welcome their friend and fellow comic Jonnie W. to the show, with lots of fun stories and memories from the road. Jonnie talks about that time he thought he killed on "America's Got Talent" and all the opportunities that they've both had over the years. A fun show with lots of laughs for sure! Be sure to check out Jonnie W. at his website: jonniew.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 4, 2023

The crew has lots of hair (or lack of it) talk, along with the family's big heads, old school workout routines and getting healthy. They talk about cringey church stuff, Tim being controlled by the dark lord and bemoaning the fact there's just TOO MUCH stuff in the world! Watch us on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 28, 2023

The crew googles "Florida Man", talks about what it must be like to be a famous person, and Luke and Tim share backpacking and hiking adventures. Tim shares "Something Interesting" that's actually something annoying, they complete the Tier of the week and watch cringey videos--and Liv shares the best podcast review to date. See us on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 14, 2023

Headphones and analyzing people's teeth kicks off this episode, then "Something Happened to Me"and Liv's Samurai sword story. The team produces their "90's Worship Songs" tier rankings, play voice memo roulette, followed by Youtube comment roulette...but no really, we love your comments! Check us out on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 7, 2023

This week introduces a 5th member of the crew--the Laptop! They analyze videos, listen to music and play a game of "Cookie Tier List"--followed quickly by "Kardashian Tier List." Who woulda thought the National Enquirer would be such a major contributor to this week's show?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 31, 2023

The crew comes together to discuss food trucks, biker shorts, and Jackson brings his best rant yet. The Godmother makes her return, there's Voice Memo Roulette, and of course, reviews of the week. Check us out on Youtube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 24, 2023

The crew starts off with "Voice Memo Roulette" and then moves on to random iphone Notes, culminating in Tim's Donut Sermon. A new segment called "Something Interesting Happened This Week" (complete with theme music) makes its debut, along with Tim workshopping "Guy You Haven't Seen In Awhile." Spencer calls in and they finish up with Youtube reviews. Don't forget to check us out on video! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 17, 2023

We begin with the world premiere of the "Camu Camu" song from "friend of the show" Luke, then a St. Louis concert review that legitimately covers ALL the bases. There's music from Papa Razzi and the Photogs, and then "Guess That GenZ Word" with Jackson. All together now--TIM-HAW-KINS! TIM-HAW-KINS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 10, 2023

The crew is adjusting to being on video as they analyze each other's hand motions and enjoy candy cigarettes. Tim gets recognized in public, and the group lauds the genius of iconic sitcoms like Seinfeld and The Office. The crazy family text thread leads to some CRAZY stories, their Swedish friend calls in and they wrap up with a little Q&A. If you ever wondered what it looks like--check us out on YOUTUBE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 3, 2023

The crew starts a little slow as they fire up the video cameras to celebrate episode #100--so be sure to check it out on Youtube starting NOW! They discuss definitions of "late" and "on time," a house update, and highlights of the first 100 shows. Billboards, the most annoying musical instruments, and questions from the audience make up this momentous occasion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 12, 2023

The crew is very reflective as they analyze history, renaissance and the rise of art, Luke and Liv visit Levi for some new music, and creepy first kiss stories. They talk about lady standup comics, the FROYO experience, and finally an important appliance update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 5, 2023

The crew is together with wedding music reviews, Olivia's wisdom tooth adventure, Racoon hunting, and the secret to being a good friend. They discuss the merits of getting up early, bathroom horror stories and autotune adventures. The most 23rd best improv podcast in the world--Huzzah! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 22, 2023

It’s a family affair for Olivia’s birthday! Keegan’s dad Mark joins in with favorite Seinfeld moments, an analysis of woke beer commercials, spot-on celebrity impressions, a recent wedding review of do’s and don’ts, and Holland shares pertinent sea creature facts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 15, 2023

The crew starts with Christian bachelor parties, classic pranks, and Luke and Liv's triathlon recap. Spencer calls in with funny things Holland says, they talk about Taylor Swift, ChatGPT, and Timmy Hypekins reads the reviews. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 8, 2023

Beginning with a real estate update, the crew moves on to discuss cremation etiquette, tornado attire, Japanese game shows, camping, first dates, and finally, Liv puts a call out for her very own sugar daddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 1, 2023

The crew is back and as random as ever! They start off with some ASMR, followed by stories of Mississippi, seeing the optometrist, a quick visit from Brenjamin, going to the beach, curse words, managing money, and a HUGE kitchen announcement! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 24, 2023

Tim and Heather carry the weight as they reminisce about the good ol' days and share what it took to get to where they are today. Lots of funny back stories, great advice, great friends, bits that bombed and people who helped Tim grow as a comedian--an inspirational episode for sure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 17, 2023

Levi joins the crew as they discuss being tongue-tied, the junk drawer, and the good old days of being in school. Tipping, cringey Christian activities, movies that make you cry and Luke and Liv's music round out a good time had by all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 10, 2023

The crew discusses how to make the world better, give a house appliance update, and a childhood picture of Luke sparks "growing up" stories. Jackson's rant sets off a discussion about snacks and open sores, as well as revisiting the wedding playlist discussion with "Pitch Correction Kanye." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 3, 2023

It's all about the fans in Episode 90! The "hated" Caleb makes his triumphant return to the show and discusses his weight loss challenge with Tim and the crew. "Caleb-hater" John Marshall joins the show in the first installment of fan participation! Music talk, workout talk, van life, and some background on Tim's career and comedy process. Lots of Q&A with the fans as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 27, 2023

This star-studded episode includes "guest appearances" by musician Jacob Collier, Arnold Schwarzenegger, their friend Bobby (ACTUAL Bobby) and Little Timmy Hypekins. Lots of love for Levi's music, along with reviews/questions of the week and crew's best and worst talents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 20, 2023

The crew is back in part one of an extended podcast--they discuss how everyone's a scammer and their personal candy temptations. Heather poses a question to the group--"what are you doing today that 5 years ago you never expected to be doing?" Tim shares his favorite Hobby Lobby signs and messages, how tattoos are kinda "out", and a new segment called "Join the Ministry." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 13, 2023

Jackson jumps in with the crew as they discuss steroids, updating Tim's performance rider, and the state of country music. They talk a little revival, Tim's new "Karen Song", and do the weekly show reviews. Great to be back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 20, 2023

Vegans, more stove talk (will it ever arrive?), a local bar band, the "AMEN" guy, and bad restaurant service highlight the crew's discussion this week. Little Timmy Hypekins makes an appearance, along with some outstanding reviews of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 13, 2023

The crew talks music producing, Tim and Heather give a stove update, and they discuss whether Jesus was funny or not. There's insight into the couple's fights, Tim's old jobs, Liv's growing pains, and a new sitcom performance that proves AI isn't funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 6, 2023

The crew discusses who's the (scape)GOAT, athletics and returning to High school Lots of Sundance Festival movie reviews, general thoughts on culture, reviews of the week and a special biblical presentation from the Godmother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 30, 2023

The crew begins by discussing Olivia's hair loss and Furries at the mall. Then they discover Artificial intelligence comes in the form of ChatGPT, creating a dialogue and song to share. They discuss the creative process, ice baths, and Olivia finishes up with a musical number you'll be singing for days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 23, 2023

Ladies and gentlemen--meet the newest member of the crew: Tim Hypekins! The group continues on from last time with reviews of the week, and then they discuss the effects of recently quitting social media. Finally, Little Timmy Hypekins gives you an in-depth look at who he is, what he's all about and finally, how He would handle a bad basketball referee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 16, 2023

Tim is in rare form as the original crew discusses real and imaginary animals and the anxiety of the dentist and other appointments. Luke's brother gets married, which leads down a path of wedding horror stories, horrible speeches and food disasters. This is Part One, with more to come next week so stay tuned!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 9, 2023

The crew is all over the place, discovering a whole new language in the Sims 3 world. They discuss favorite cartoons and childhood tv shows, best antagonist and protagonist in a movie, Harry and Megan drama, and they end up analyzing a cringey Christian movie "end of the date" scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 2, 2023

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The crew debriefs on their Christmas. holiday, including an update from the youngest member Holland. They share their best gift they've ever received, which naturally led of course to discussing how animals were named by Adam and Eve. Finally they introduce a new segment, "Top 3 Reviews of the Week." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 12, 2022

Jackson joins the crew and they discuss how they'd spend a per diem if they had one, movie analysis, and they each attempt the two-minute talking challenge. They discuss a theory about Tim's eating habits, least favorite Christmas songs and read podcast reviews and DM's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 5, 2022

Tim is out sick, so the crew takes over. Caleb talks about the BEST day of his life, then they talk about their Spotify Wraps, as well as other things we should do yearly wraps on. "Preachers and Sneakers" goes under the microscope, Luke and Liv give wedding planning advice, as well as their Christmas list essentials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 28, 2022

It's a free for all as EVERYONE joins in on this episode, discussing charcuterie, christmas movies, actors and music ideas. Liv gives a recap on her movie star experience, Caleb shares his new movie ideas and Levi gives insights on music creation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 21, 2022

Tim is back and better than ever, and Jackson jumps in while Liv is away as the lead in the local college short film. The crew discuss end times preparations, the ease of starting a cult, the education system, and Jackson tries naming all the presidents in order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 14, 2022

Caleb is back with the crew this week, and they discuss being chubby as kids, the "carpenter years" of Tim's career, their personal dreams, and Caleb's creative responses to podcast reviews. A heartfelt time was had by all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 7, 2022

The crew muses about the ups and downs of religion and churches, technological innovations, the health store guy, talk-texting vs. voice-memo, and social anxiety coping mechanisms. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 3, 2022

The crew discusses deep, important, possibly nerdy topics like Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, Kanye and the Enneagram. They each share old lady rescue stories, the racist enema reviews and "What are ya lovin?" Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 24, 2022

The crew starts with the "golf fight", followed by a discussion about customer service and a quick game of "Republican or Democrat?" Albert Pujols calls in, and they finish up with "What are you Loving?" Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 10, 2022

The crew discusses Tim being canceled by two people, slam poetry is back, along with questionable Fairy Tale Rhymes. Tim and Heather have dinner with the parents, which led to a discussion about getting old, winter sports injuries and comedy horror stories. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 3, 2022

Tim is back with the crew as they discuss what it takes to write songs, as well as songs that make them cry. Luke and Liv's all-inclusive brings up the topic of all the scams out there, Finally, they end with a flurry of thoughts about podcast upgrades, plastic surgery, and culminating with an updated tour of the NEW Hawkins estate. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 26, 2022

Luke, Liv and special guest Caleb take over for part 2 of the podcast WITHOUT Tim--beginning with 7 principles to be "funny." They spend time examining podcast reviews, analyzing a cringe- song playlist, and figuring out secrets to connecting with an audience. They call Levi for his thoughts on being a "coarse jester" and finish up with their own hot takes with Spencer. It's a family affair once again on the Tim Hawkins podcast! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 19, 2022

Join the crew as Luke mans the producer's chair with TIm out and about this week. They discuss being in control, a quick tribute to the queen, and then answer questions from the audience, with a few rabbit trails of wisdom along the way. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 12, 2022

In good ole' southern "Lake Voice," Tim and the kids tackle important topics like mouth size, ApplePay, ADHD and gospel music. We find out "what are you lovin?" as well as a long list of band names never realized...its a real hootenanny of a show so take you a listen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 5, 2022

The crew discusses "Shamilton", along with what makes for a good song parody. Excessive childhood punishments are recalled, along with a lengthy inspiring conversation on the value of confidence. And finally, Eli calls to get the Netflix password. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 29, 2022

Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN concert and which virtual world would you like to live in. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 22, 2022

Join us in this musically inspired "TAKE 2" of this week's podcast, where we share most hated songs, as well as the world musical premieres for "Variations on a Strogranoff". The crew discusses pillow techniques, Tim shares his playlist of the worst songs for lovemaking, "late-night Heather" arrives, and it all culminates in Livi's country music tribute to pillows. A musical extravaganza! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 15, 2022

The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 12, 2022

The gang talks guilty pleasure songs, whole lotta political musings, and questions to get to know one another, highlighted by our most embarrassing moments. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 1, 2022

The gang welcomes you to a "late nigh editor" of The Tim Hawkins podcast and talks Tim's musical stylings, finding your sweet spot, Costco Live, and Lizard the Lizard Queen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 25, 2022

Jackson pulls up and joins the crew! The gang talks upping your snack game, best and least favorite person to travel partners, more musical analysis (including the best of infomercials!), and the podcast takes some calls from faithful listeners... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 18, 2022

The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 13, 2022

The gang talks Locker Room Etiquette, An interesting "ministry mansion", Tim and Heather's Anniversary Recap, "The Costco Couple", Politics and Wealth, Livy's Loving Texts Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 6, 2022

Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there's even a special cameo appearance from Nicholas Cage! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 30, 2022

The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 23, 2022

The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/coke taste test, Charlie and the chocolate factory…alternate storyline… Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 16, 2022

The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who say AMEN at the wrong time at church, annoying conversational tics, picking your fingernails, and keeping active as you age... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 10, 2022

The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical soundtracks and Olivia shares a long lost "Hamilton" song that never quite made the cut... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 2, 2022

The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fancy (and no-longer secret) Italian hotel. Tim learns to speak German, for dogs. Livy makes her father an offer he simply can’t refuse. Luke unveils his plan to make millions with little more than a box fan. And, crappaw returns to either show support or take his vengeance! You never can tell with him. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 25, 2022

The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Tim is made to feel inferior by every single person on the internet. Luke tries to fix Netflix and strives to be the best that no one ever was. Heather scratches her 20 year itch...gently! Thank you to our sponsors this week: Faithful Counseling : Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 18, 2022

Tim gives the gang an anthropological lesson on why females converse more than their male counterparts. Livy comes down with a horrible case of carrot chest (it’s serious). Heather tells the story of the nine hawks. The gang goes down memory lane with the long history of Hawkins Houses and their eclectic basements. Luke does his best to grow facial hair among his lumberjack brothers. Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! ExpressVPN: Visit expressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 11, 2022

The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer his question and walking off the podcast. Heather recounts a true western stand-off witnessed at her local Walmart. Tim critiques international music and sings with an unparalleled European flare and grace. Livy enters the draft and is already reporting boredom on the front. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 4, 2022

The gang gets current and talks current events that are happening currently. Tim makes his plot known to “Will Smith” Albert Pujols upon his return to St. Louis. Livy saves people’s lives after having just one sip of hard seltzer. Heather sprays water at the TV during the Oscars. Luke condones steroid use in the competitive world of podcasting. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode! Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 21, 2022

The gang swaps out Livy for Levi (with just a couple vowels), then talks their favorite and least favorite phrases. Tim softens the blow on telemarketers after Heather sets him straight. Luke and Levi relive the foundation of human civilization through a game of squish ball. Oh, and there will be scat. Thank you to this week's sponsors! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 14, 2022

Tim’s inside news source in Eastern Europe has almost no clue what’s going on in Ukraine. The gang receives a complimentary batch of 2-piece swimsuits. Livy breaks down the step-by-step process of raising comedically gifted children. Heather gets road rage and hits a building with her car that was giving her some attitude. Luke recalls his boyhood days in the woods and, reportedly, is the first human to successfully put his phone charger into the wall in one fell swoop. HUGE Thanks to our Sponsors this week! Indeed : Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job sponsorship credit! Offer expires March 31st. ExpressVPN : Go to expressvpn.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months for free! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 28, 2022

Tim gets a holy seal of approval from a street walker. Heather's new trainer makes her cry, but she assures us that she’s loving it. Luke and Livy spar over sparse food. Jackson, in his latest rant, issues the final verdict on peanut butter and celery. Plus, an old gem straight from Tim’s Comedy Vault…the Stalker Song! Thank you to our sponsors! Goodr: Go to goodr.com and use code TIM for 15% off at checkout! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 21, 2022

Love lingers as the Hawkins couples discuss their romantic origin stories. Tim forces Luke to issue an apology to all women for his offensive jokes. Livy uses every spare tire in the St. Louis metro area. Heather, much like Nike, just does it. Oh, and more rapping! Big Thanks to our Sponsors! ExpressVPN: Visit ExpressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free! Athletic Greens: Get a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 14, 2022

Love is in the air for the Hawkins Gang! Tim lists out everything he loves most about his dear Heather and Livy locks herself in the bathroom with a chocolate chip cookie to hide from Luke. The gang deconstructs the food pyramid and fills in their own personal pyramid. We get a live tour of Luke’s house with exclusive Livy-DVD commentary. Plus, a remix of Crappaw that you won’t want to miss! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before March 31st! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 7, 2022

The gang revels in hodunk nation engaging with the content in new and exciting ways! Another world-famous Jackson sporting event enthralls the local community. Livy makes an award-winning short film at the Hawkins House and Luke crosses the line at an ice cream shop. Heather puts a rude employee in her proper place and Tim walks Livy down the aisle once more…his favorite grocery store aisle, that is. Big thanks to our Sponsors! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 31, 2022

The Gang breaks out the family tree to figure out who’s going bald and who’s keeping the flow. Livy punches Luke to relieve stress and breaks out a guitar to share her latest track. Luke fixes the sink and introduces the gang to Pindar, the world dominating lizard…who calls in later! Heather shares unfortunate stories involving tobacco spit. Tim analyzes fame and shares his secret of “outermittent” fasting: eating for 22 hours a day and fasting for 2 (Please don’t try this at home). Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode: Goodr: Get 15% off your entire order at goodr.com when you use code TIM at checkout! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 24, 2022

The gang is back for an epic 2022! This week, Jackson steps off his soap box and takes a seat to join the conversation. (Don’t worry…ranting to follow). Everyone puts their heads together to try and make certain rap songs family friendly, Livy educates everyone on the art of the fitted sheet, and Jackson goes full-on Scottish. A sprawling fast food discussion ensues that will surely be referenced in academic papers. Plus, Omicron itself calls in to profess both its iron-fist rule and its fandom of the show...so sweet! A big thanks to our sponsors! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 17, 2022

Even more special moments from 2021! Tim tries out material for the gang, Jackson keeps ranting, Livy invokes the spirit of Ben Franklin, the gang gets heated about adverbs, new baby announcements, and that’s just the beginning! Hodunks new and old will love this Hawkins gang wrap up. Thank you to our sponsors! Indeed : Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 credit to upgrade your job post! Offer only valid up to March 31st. Athletic Greens : Get a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 10, 2022

Our favorite moments from the first half of 2021! Jackson rants, Livy's vocal guitar, Tim & Luke's greatest hits, Heather's motherly guidance, tidbits from our favorite guests, and so much more. If you forgot to listen to the first 16 episodes of last year, this is your official Hawkins-approved cheat sheet! There will be a quiz. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order.! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout. Athletic Greens: Get a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Receive $15 off your first order with NO MINIMUM purchase! Go to publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 20, 2021

The Gang talks best and worst of karaoke and goes Irish in an attempt to woo more American audiences. Tim forgets some material and Luke sees the weirdest form of the elephant man. Heather tries to lay down some bars and Livy puts on an all-out beatbox concert you won’t want to miss. Plus, a call in from the North Pole from good ol’ Dr. Fauci! Turns out, it’s pretty dang tough to swab an elf. Big thanks to our sponsors of this episode! Mack Weldon: For 20% off your first order, go to mackweldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS Faithful Counseling : Go to faithfulcounseling.com/TIMHAWKINS for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 13, 2021

The Gang ponders the mysterious world of life before the internet. Livy confesses to not knowing the difference between the metaverse and matrix, and recounts getting sexually harassed by an elderly lady. Luke reads a particularly vicious Amazon review of a disappointed hot sauce user. Tim develops dad-envy at the golf course. Plus, everyone’s favorite Norwegian rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, rings in the show with some classic Scandinavian holiday cheer! (Beware of Krampus). Thank you to our sponsors! Butcherbox : New members can get free bacon for life and up to $100 off! Sign up at butcherbox.com/TIMHAWKINS Mack Weldon : For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 6, 2021

Tim gives the new Beatles documentary his seal of approval and uses the inspiration to write a hit single with Luke! The Gang pretends to not be pretentious by pretending not to know what precocious means (don’t ask). Livy and Heather try to nail down what to get Tim for Christmas...even though he just wants a candle. Plus, a special call in from Mark Zuckerberg, who explains the true meaning of Meta and has a binary sneezing fit. Big thanks to our sponsors! Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS Quip: Go to getquip.com/HAWKINS to get your first refill FREE and up to 40% off bundles! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! StoryWorth : Go to www.StoryWorth.com/HAWKINS and save $10 on your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 29, 2021

Tim gets a call from the most english englishman you’ve ever done heard. Levi joins the gang to give the outsider’s take on marriage and tell us about George Washington’s wooden...feet? Heather and Livy explain the art of feminine hair critique. Luke combines his two greatest passions into one push up. The gang decides that most people suck...and that they must be banished to a mug. Big thanks to our sponsors! Skylight Frames : For $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame, go to skylightframe.com and enter code TIM Raycon : Visit www.buyraycon.com/HAWKINS to unlock exclusive deals up to 20% off your Raycon order! Shipstation: Go to shipstation.com , click on the microphone at the top, and enter code HAWKINS to get a 60 day free trial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 22, 2021

The gang is joined by comedian and good ol’ Tim pal, John Branyan! A masterclass ensues on the art of stand up and everyone tries out material, new and old, that you won’t want to miss. Resolved in this episode: God decides who’s funny and who’s not and the government can get over your fence if they so desire...probably. Luke speaks blasphemy of cotton candy and Livy counts down from ten. Big thanks to our sponsors! Mack Weldon : For 20% off your first order, visit Mack Weldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS Skylight Frames : For $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame, go to skylightframe.com and enter code TIM Public Goods : Go to publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS to receive $15 off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 15, 2021

Tim cracks himself up and makes a list of lists. Luke officiates a wedding and could perhaps do yours as well. Livy ruins grilled cheese for everyone, forever. The gang laments multi-level marketing schemes and the perils of falling for one. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode! Go to shipstation.com , click on the microphone at the top, and enter code HAWKINS to get a 60 day free trial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 8, 2021

Tim puts his whole life on the line on a mug. Luke turns out to be one of those anti-stop sign people. The gang decides that Hitler was bad. Livy and Tim sing a very special song about everyone’s favorite leafy bowl food. Jackson rants about the cheater-cheater pumpkin eaters. Plus, a special call in from Mr. Pope, who simply won’t hang up the phone! Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Public Goods : Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! StoryWorth : Go to www.StoryWorth.com/HAWKINS and save $10 on your first purchase! Raycon : Visit www.buyraycon.com/HAWKINS to unlock exclusive deals up to 20% off your Raycon order! Uncommon Goods : To get 15% off you next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 1, 2021

Tim speaks with a strung out pilot who had a few too many vaccines. Turns out that Heather is the founder (of using) Ebay. Luke gives Tim the “no cap” deal on drip and ice, which goes great. Livy demands mashed potatoes and shares her latest impression of everyone’s favorite Founding Father! Baby Holland plays us out and is simply adorable. Big thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode! For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 25, 2021

A dire call in from an ex-believer who had one too many fiber-one bars. Livy burps. Luke is open about his emotions and scavenges for everything in the Hawkins household (except banana laffy taffy). A theological debate ensues, culminating in Heather’s pronouncement of the best chick-fil-a sauce. Crappaw calls in to tell the gang he loves them and that he still has awful bowels! Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 18, 2021

Back from popular demand, more epic vocal guitar from Livy you won’t want to miss! Tim describes his perfect mansion in heaven and laments the danger of caring about everything. Luke tries to predict the future of transportation and shares that his secret scammer is not yet gone. Plus, a very exciting family announcement from Tim’s oldest son, Spencer! Oh, and quick sand is fake, FYI. A big thanks to our sponsors! Butcherbox: Now offering new members a 10–16 pound turkey FREE in their first box. Just go to ButcherBox.com/TIMHAWKINS to sign up. Shipstation: Listeners can use my offer code, HAWKINS, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! Just go to ShipStation.com , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in HAWKINS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 11, 2021

Tim ponders the meaning of song lyrics and steps in shaving cream. Livvy gossips to God and Luke explains how to cheat on your taxes. The whole gang has a heartfelt talk about armadillos and then tries to leave the zoom meeting but fails together. Plus, the great Jordan Peterson returns to give us his special Peter Pan Peanut Butter & Steak recipe! Big thanks to Uncommon Goods for sponsoring this episode! To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS . Don’t miss out on this limited time offer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 4, 2021

Tim raves about his favorite microchip that determines the fate of this very podcast. Livvy accidentally tortures a man whilst trying to fix his hiccups. The gang has a good laugh about fake laughs and reviews sneezing safety. Fake Mother Teresa calls in and professes her Hodunk-ship. Plus, Luke turns up the heat at senior center volleyball! Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 27, 2021

One episode to rule them all! In this jam packed THP, friend of the gang Bridget Van Means with Thrive St. Louis Women's Healthcare ( thrivestlouis.org ) joins the show to talk all things from marketing to kangaroos, we hear from prolific singer-songwriter, Randy Stonehill, and, another call-in from the Hawkin’s dear friend, Dr. Fauci, who gives us the new and improved 7 step vaccine process (find the nearest small cliff next to your home for the last one). Plus, another edition of Jackson Rants that you won’t want to miss, in which he sets the record straight on a certain “mythical” creature. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 20, 2021

Tim introduces the Department of KOC - Karens on Call. Luke deals with an e-commerce menace and Tim tries out some new material before the gang kicks the faucet off (you had to be there). Livvy performs a soul-altering guitar solo without a guitar and yet another family is ripped apart by debates over the 2009 classic, Avatar. Plus, a sincere nod of remembrance and gratitude to comedy icon, Norm MacDonald. Thank God for Norm! Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Listeners can use my offer code, HAWKINS, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! Just go to ShipStation.com , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in HAWKINS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 13, 2021

Step aside Luke and Livy, Spencer (the elder Hawkins child) and his wife, Keegan, take main stage this week! A trip down memory lane filled with Schoolhouse Rock and questionable child hip hop. Keegan proves her first grade teacher wrong and the gang cooks up a grueling new-parent crash course. Thanks to ButcherBox for sponsoring this episode. Sign up at ButcherBox.com/timhawkins and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 30, 2021

Tim’s oldest son, Spencer, joins the gang this week! (He was a little nervous but did great) Everyone takes a deep breath, courtesy of Wim Hoff, and Tim admits to his pro-am air guitar days. Livy eats a whole sleeve of cookies and Luke’s words fall upon deaf friend ears. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 23, 2021

The gang is joined by friend and prolific songwriter/playwright, Chelsea Perry, who (just to brag) has now written 16 musicals! They chat about taking care of yourself during creative endeavors and the mystery of the proverbial dangling carrot. Tim says no to Broadway and yes to cameo. Emotional music ensues. Livvy cries the show out. The end. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 16, 2021

A chronicle of terrible waitresses and a near hypothermic experience in...Florida? The gang decides youtube is the greatest teacher and Tim admits his excessive empathy for inanimate M&M objects. Luke steals Livy’s charger, but all in good fun, and the young couple finally graduates from spoken word to full blown rap! Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 9, 2021

Pastor David Crank joins the gang this week for a quick chat about his authentic approach to preaching, the mental effects of the Covid lockdowns, and most importantly, his go-to karaoke song! Livy shares the story of her pet sitting animal murderer friend, and Tim asks David for some financial advice (buy the Empire State Building). Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 2, 2021

Tim shares a traumatic car trip explosion from his childhood involving a snack sack. The gang decides if you have a garage fridge with ONLY drinks, you're rich, and they desperately try to crack post-holiday depression. Livy joins Captain Bezos in space. Also, did anybody order any zerubbabel bulbs? Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 26, 2021

A painful compilation of worship fails that might not make God proud. A new potential Hawkins gang country album? Unless Livvy and Luke steal the show with a non-conforming husband & wife duet. Please pay Tim for a cameo, but don’t worry, he is still pure! Plus, a mysterious case of a missing wedding band (no, not a cover band). Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 19, 2021

This week, the long awaited return of Jackson Rants! The gang gives their take on college sports and marvels at Luke’s budding fan base. Oh, and Tim gets a visit from the mafia (please don’t ever ask him about his business). Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 12, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang chat about what they would each do in a purge, which horror movies were simply too much to handle, and they ask the dire question...who pooped in this room? They take a stab at making the term “nursing home” sound less depressing and Luke basks in his poll-approved victory of last week’s superhero debate. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 5, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang are joined by prolific radio host, political commentator, and friend, Stacy Washington, as they discuss hot-button issues like social media censorship, the wonders of British accents, and their favorite phone apps. Plus, Stacy explains why some Tik Tok babies just can’t make the cut for her! (Spoiler: they get bigger) Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 28, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang talk about the recent exploding number of milk genres, the joys of waking up at 3:30 AM for family road trips, and they have a big ol’ chuckle at some of the internet’s greatest national anthem fails. Plus, another round of Luke-Warm Debates, this time centered around the questionable status of a certain x-man, man. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 21, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang address Tim’s new haircare routine, celebrity look-alikes, the many victims of alopecia, and Livy does a nearly flawless impression of a certain former governor of California. More listener questions and the return of Jackson Rants! This time, nobody with the last name Paul is safe (but...two brothers in particular). Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 14, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang take on the “birds aren’t real” phenomenon, discuss the science of fruits versus vegetables, and share stories of unusual roadkill. Luke explains the unexpected origin story of pirates, and why they might not all just be the swashbuckling villains we see on the big screen! And finally, the gang sobers up for a more serious discussion about career and financial struggles, with Tim sharing his thoughts on how “making it” in comedy has drastically changed in the course of his life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 7, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang rave about their new favorite Icelandic band, listen to Eurovision and explain how it could be the trick to getting you out of a Spotify rut, and Tim’s 15 year old son, Jackson, makes his first ever appearance on the show to deliver an epic footwear rant. The heavy-hitting listener questions are finally answered, Livy’s slam poetry career continues (this time with a bongo beat), and, a special guest call-in from the one and only Crappaw! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 31, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang chat about things the old folks say, why humans feel compelled to speak to dogs/babies so much, and the current state of Tik Tok and why it's such a huge, fun, confusing mess. They listen to some questionable slam poetry, and Livvy and Luke are brave enough to share some of their own! Guest call-in from Tim’s old friend and Swedish hard rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, who talks life on the road (literally) and the exclusive Scandinavian love languages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 24, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang delve into the supernatural to talk ghosts and such. They discuss fitness and when mirrors are actually needed at the gym (Luke is a mirror guy). Everyone seems to question the artistic sincerity of Swedish DJ’s and their ever elusive beat drops. And, a special guest call-in from Covid-19 himself! He misses raves the most and admits that Moderna is the toughest nut to crack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 17, 2021

This week, Tim and the gang are joined by his arguably more famous mother, Nelda, as they discuss selling family heirlooms and create a step-by-step guide to fix modern worship music. Jordan Peterson tells you why Communism failed and why you need to wash the bloody fork! Luke uses pop-quiz videos to bolster his ego and Tim evokes the spirit of Elvis in the king's famous final moments on the can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 12, 2021

This week, Tim and the family/crew discuss a tattoo show that pits people against each other, the bizarre similarities between church and pot dispensary names, and the state of modern country music guitar solos. (What is Brad Paisley doing, exactly?) Livy and Tim stumble into a roast battle, Luke hurts himself doing a shoulder workout, and they recount those precious few concerts/songs that have brought them each to tears. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 6, 2021

This week, Tim and his family discuss their greatest fears, the curious case of “Clean Plate” syndrome, and a questionable pronouncement of “the Queen of the World”. Tim recounts his early days as a joke writer for a rock radio station in Dallas, and there’s a special guest call-in from Dr. Fauci, who updates the Hawkins clan on the latest Covid-19 protocols (spoiler alert: 2 masks simply won’t do it). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 25, 2018

This week, Freight won’t come out of his bunk. Tim has some BIG family news! Tim can do a dog sound. The crew receives the largest gift basket in Poddy Break history. Levi throws down some serious love wisdom. Aaaand Branyan and Tim want to arrange a marriage for Caleb. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 18, 2018

This week, Tim still remembers his lines from his 5th grade play. Caleb doesn’t like chocolate. The crew fields questions from the audience. Aaaaand racist Freight makes an aggressive return to the show. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 11, 2018

This week, there was some miscommunication between Gerbs and Levi… we’re down to a foursome. Caleb wants to be paired with Bob during a zombie apocalypse. The crew gets a call from Nessy’s handler, Scotty McCracken, via Siri. Tim’s garage is the colon of the house. What IS Bigfoot? Aaaaaand Tim has a big secret. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 4, 2018

This week, Dustin hates Disney. Tim has an epiphany about a new life change. The crew recounts odd show day memories. What’s your fav fried chicken? A fight breaks out after the Sunday night show. Aaaaaand the crew gets a late night craving for PB&Js. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 27, 2018

This week, the crew starts the show without Tim. Jonnie breaks down a conspiracy theory. Tim talks to God about his golf clubs. Tiger wins the Tour Championship. What does Freight even do here? What is John Cougar saying? Aaaaaand Mark’s drops have taken the show to a whole new level. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 20, 2018

This week, we have a VERY IMPORTANT update on dancing gym chick. Freight and Dustin wrestle backstage during the show. The guys analyze IMDb’s top 10 movies of all time. Is Jerry Seinfeld universally funny? Tim gets second-handed compliments from fans. Caleb’s baseball team doesn’t care about winning. Dustin’s hot take is interrupted by fruit snacks. Aaaaand practical joke stories galore. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 23, 2018

This week, we’re playing Mark karaoke. Jonnie hits someone else’s golf ball on the fairway. People keep calling Caleb Tommy Fleetwood. Freight can’t say “golf”. Caleb wants to get Carey the bus driver on the show. What do we do for the 100th episode? Aaaaand Tim feels like he’s in the womb at Costco. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 16, 2018

This week, we have drops. Caleb’s never heard the word “parishioner”. Bob puts ketchup on burritos. What’s Naked’s real name? Tim’s crushing the Boston accent. Bob is terrified of heights. Aaaand Freight nearly falls out of his chair. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 2, 2018

This week, we’re clapping for Maddoux. Freight’s been bullying Dustin all weekend. Levi misses his stage call because he’s practicing his golf swing. Tim is giving Dustin a generous amount of “high thigh”. Gerber loves facts about himself. Who’s the meanest person on the bus? Pooz has been favoriting Dustin’s tweets at midnight. Freight likes the band Skittles. Caleb doesn’t know anything about science. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 26, 2018

This week, a stranger disposes of an odd item in Branyan’s front lawn. Tim tries to clap his own hand. Is Office Space funny? Pooz hates when Caleb listens to metal music. Carrie Underwood gets violent in OUR version of Before He Cheats. Naked plays too much FartKnife. Freight doesn’t know what FartKnife is. Tim compares golf to the lying adulteress woman in Proverbs. Aaaand the bus has a minor (major) malfunction. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 19, 2018

This week, the crew wants to know what percentage of the listeners have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Smiley says 80%. Caleb says 41%. Twitter will settle the debate. Caleb creeps on Bob and his girlfriend at the show. The bell ringing is out of control. Tim’s distracted by his phone. Everyone is fascinated by Judge Judy. Tim makes a new friend at the eyewear store. Aaaaand Tim knows all of the words to Schoolhouse Rock songs. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 17, 2018

This week, the listeners know the show better than we do. Smiley is back to self-promoting on the show. Caleb wonders if there are listeners that have never seen Tim’s comedy. Freight receives his own customized “Freight Flag”. Goose makes his first appearance on the show. What’s on the windowsill? Aaaaaand Tim wants to create a rating system for the listeners gifts. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 10, 2018

This week, Levi’s brother Spencer salvages a plethora of cat poop for a Christmas gift. Freight is a gift party dictator. Jonnie joins the crew as the neighbor kid on Christmas morn. How old is Monty? Tim thinks Jonnie has a thumb head. Caleb receives a disappointing gift from a fan, whilst Freight is presented with the ULTIMATE benefaction (good word)! WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 3, 2018

This week, the crew encounters a twenty-two year old dog named Nigel! Levi tells the crew about “promposals”. Jonnie reveals that his favorite PB guest is Dustin. Are there too many superhero movies? Tim lived his own version of “A Quiet Place” at church as a kid. Aaaaand what are comics allowed to take jabs at? Enjoy! Submit your relationship questions here!!! Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 26, 2018

This week, Tim roasts Caleb for going to the hospital on the road. FREIGHT IS BACK. Daren’s friend Brian calls in. Caleb thinks George Beverly Shea sounds like he’s chewing a hamburger whilst singing.The crew gives relationship advice to a listener. Tim steps in the net as the comedy goalie. Daren gives scorching hot takes on Star Wars, and where did Alex’s nicknames come from? Submit your relationship questions here!!! Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 19, 2018

This week, Jean (aka “Lil Freight”) joins the crew! Dustin shares his in-depth knowledge of Paw Patrol. Caleb experiences a guy at the gym that is out of control. Tim wants to build his own gym with special etiquette. And Monty receives an embroidered towel as a gift from a fan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 12, 2018

This week, the bus stinks. Tim is struggling to stay awake during movies. Caleb thinks the squatty potty is a game changer. Freight is King Kong with a plethora of nans, and everybody thinks he should give a hotel comfort masterclass. Finally, the crew wants to get dressed up to see Luke Bryan at Busch Stadium. Follow us on Twitter! @poddybreak Email the show! poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 5, 2018

This week, Nekked (aka Monty, aka Gerber, aka Kevin) sits in! Tim has hot takes on Star Wars. Caleb thinks ranch can be used on everything. Branyan's chicken finger feud continues. Freight imitates Forrest Gump as Gonzo, Peter Dinklage grows once every year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 29, 2018

This week, Levi explores the potential of Cold Stone Steve Austin. Caleb is unsure if a pepper is a fruit. Freight's fame pulls people away from Bob's table. And Tim is in a Gospel trans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 22, 2018

WE’RE BACK! This week, Olivia calls in unexpectedly to talk about her love life. Tim has had enough of the machine nesters at the gym. Bob thinks Naked looks like a giant baby. Caleb googles the definition of a hole. And Freight sings Cat Scratch Fever as Gonzo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 21, 2017

The (extended) gang is here for our last episode of the year! This week, Todd, Jean & Aaron join from our TX office. Tim and Todd tell stories about Coach and Coach’s coach friends! Jean gets a visit from Nancy, the black cat. Todd wonders if there is such a thing as a male shawl. We recount our favorite dishes at the company Christmas party. And Pooz almost destroys a Target employee over a red boombox. Also in this episode: We discover Jean’s hatred of nature. Caleb and Josh are brought together by a Game Cube. The TX gang is very bitter about the basement situation in MO. We learn about a new country artist Sandy Soil. And Tim can see through his own skin. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 14, 2017

Kenn Kington is back on the show! This week, Todd calls into the show. Tim finishes the last shows of 2017. Freight goes on a bender. The crew says goodbye to Josh. We learn everybody’s favorite Christmas movies. And Tim loses his Christmas spirit because of too many Pentatonix songs. Also on this episode: Tim gets a typewriter. The gang introduces Kenn to the best version of “O Holy Night”. Rick Astley can’t hit those notes. Inflatable Santa has problems on the roof. The bus breaks down temporarily. And Freight assembles some Ikea furniture. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com Tweet Kenn @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 30, 2017

John Branyan is BACK, and it’s time to get weird! This week, Tim counts people’s items in the express lane. Freight has an amazing Costco strategy. John is old enough to get away with petty crimes. Tim offends Jewish Vampires. And Caleb gets very upset when Freight eats his bison burger. Also on this episode: Tim’s elbow is filling up with water. Heather doesn’t put groceries in a bag. The gang thinks Freight should have his own parade balloon, and subsequently, a calendar. And John gets served an original, hand-crafted Freightback.Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 21, 2017

Dustin is back on the Poddy Bus!! This week, Tim gets everyone ready to podcast, and then just starts eating in the middle of the room. Dustin tells a regional joke that doesn’t land. Spoiled Rich Kid hears from his first potential female suitor, and it doesn’t go well. Caleb tries to Google “Painted Baby Pictures”. And a Freight joke goes over the line. (You’ve been warned.) Also on this episode: Tim does a freestyle rap about school picture day. Naked drops his Cinnabon. Dustin’s son pukes the entire color spectrum. Caleb fully inserts his hand into the cream cheese. The gang talks their favorite music. And Freight goes all in on a screaming goat toy.Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.com Or tweet him @DustinNickerson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 9, 2017

Bob Smiley takes a break from eating squirrel to go out on the road with us! This week, Tim has a solid salad. Caleb wonders if Missouri, as a state, uses too much ranch dressing. Bob gets kicked out of a cut-rate Bowling Hall of Fame. And Freight is PUMPED for some Hallmark Christmas movies. Also in this episode: Bob and Tim bleed on stage. Caleb dry heaves while looking at a bowler’s thumb. Freight tells a story about Stan the Donkey whilst sitting atop his throne. Bob runs down the list of things you’re encouraged to kill. Tim’s dogs are in need of respiratory assistance. AND LADIES… submit your applications to win a date with Spoiled Rich Kid. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/ Tweet him @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 26, 2017

John Branyan is in the house! This week, nobody can hear, and everybody wants reverb. The gang talks fighting. Baby Josh has trouble speaking. Freight has a condition where nobody wants to listen to him. Caleb fields a bunch of questions from Twitter. And there might be a flame thrower outside the bus. Also in this episode: Caleb wants to know what autumn in the park smells like. Tim fears the combover. Freight wants to look like a full on hobo. John does more Freight introductions. And we witness the glorious QUADRUPLE FREIGHTBACK!!!! Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 19, 2017

The awesome Dustin Nickerson hops on the bus! This week, Tim tells a completely erroneous fun facts about Freight. Caleb starts a dialog about the dress code on the bus. Dustin kneels at the sight of Tim’s American Flag pants. Josh’s adulthood status is questioned. And Freight wants to gently rock Dustin like a baby. Also in this episode: Tim wants to journal but doesn’t. Joke thieves steal one of Tim’s jokes. Tim steals one of Bob Smiley’s jokes. Dustin steals one of Pete Holmes jokes, and immediately back pedals. Tim and Dustin discuss the comedy boom. And Freight takes a little nap. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.com Or tweet him @DustinNickerson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 12, 2017

John’s back!! This week, John gets in a boxing match. Tim almost catches a fly. Josh kills a moth with the unopened Jonnie W DVD. Crappaw gets a nifty nabber and goes on Shark Tank. Freight drops a fair trade, organic FREIGHTBACK! Also on this episode: The Breville almost becomes a tool of ultimate bug destruction. The show almost doesn’t go on when the power goes out. Tim writes a Freightback jingle. Caleb has serious geographical deficiencies. The moth calls into the show. And John over analyzes a handshake. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 28, 2017

John Crist tweeted his snapchat to our instagram, and HE’S ON THE BUS!!! This week, Tim dreams of the day he goes to buy stamps. John thinks that going outside is the worst thing ever. Caleb wonders if Biebs is the most famous person of all time. And Freight asks for strength when Tim cancels a show. Also on this episode: Tim runs in toe shoes and locks up his shins. Freight finds a woof under the stairs. John has defiant hair and does things to his body. (What?) Caleb can’t do anything halfway. And the Fake Daren Streblow calls into the show! Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! John's twitter - snapchat - website Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 21, 2017

HEY-OOO, WE’RE BACK! Jonnie Boy is with us on this fantabulous run. This week, Tim talks about his first kiss. Jonnie knows too much about Cinderella. Caleb thinks that helicopters are waaaaayyyy doper that simulcasting. And Freight talks to truckers. Also in this episode: The gang talks about being polite. Caleb wants the squad to to wear matching sunglasses at all times. Freight calls Jonnie an anchor. Tim bungie jumps on his honeymoon. And Jonnie wants to injure himself so he can look like Ryan Reynolds. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Jonnie tweets funny things @jonnie_w Check out his slice of the webs at jonniew.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 17, 2017

John Branyan is wheels up with us! This week, Tim massacres a cheese stick. Josh is only happy when it’s 60 degrees. John starts a fire at his merch table. Coach tells a risque joke; then explains it. And Freight beatboxes while Tim scowls at Caleb. Also in this episode: The gang writes an uncomfortable jingle about Freight being racist. We get about a million bathroom related questions on Twitter… What’s up with you weirdos? John tells an embarrassing story about pants. And Tim tries to drive while eating a sopping wet sandwich. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 10, 2017

It’s da crew, baby! Wassadoo? This week, Tim has flashbacks to his time as an Olive Garden waiter. Caleb has another encounter with the dancing excerciser at his gym. Freight sits in an adirondack chair. AND SPOILED RICH KID CALLS IN!!! Also in this episode: Tim runs over Freight’s family photos with a lawnmower. Caleb and Tim relive their ill-fated radio show. Josh and Caleb talk about Pop-Tarts and Gushers Fruit Snacks. Olivia joins us for travel talk. And Tim gets emotional talking about the Kardashians. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 3, 2017

Gather ‘round, folks… today we get to meet Ambrose Blair, an awesome kid who wished to be on the podcast! This week, Caleb gets uncomfortable while flexing for everyone. Ambrose put Taco Bell on BLAST!!! Freight has is own Wikipedia page?!?! And Tim sneaks into everyone’s houses and eats their lozenges. Also in this episode: Tim gets hairspray in his mouth. Caleb’s girlfriend, Rachel, joins us on the podcast and watches Kardashians with Tim. Ambrose keeps his cat in an oxygen chamber. The gang has a Scattergories related meltdown. Freight always finds room for ice cream. And we get a sudden phone call from Taco Bell employee, Johnny Nacho. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 27, 2017

Bob is mixing condiments on the bus with us! This week, Freight proclaims his love for scented candles. Freight and his groomsmen make a shirtless pyramid. Caleb wonders what a chamberpot is. And Bob melts down meeting one of his comedy heroes. Also on this episode: Caleb’s shirts get smaller as he gets swoller. Freight contemplates his favorite cheese. The gang talks formalwear. Tim remembers when women smelled bad at weddings. Tim and Freight talk about texting. And a TV show gives Bob comedy flashbacks. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 20, 2017

John Branyan is rolling on the Poddy Bus with us! This week, Caleb creates a spiritual metaphor with peanut butter. Branyan doesn’t like the way his hands smell. The gang fights about Wheat Thins. Reggie the Pocket Elf swings by again. And Tim comes to the revelation that all of the food at Cracker Barrel is made of only one ingredient. Also on this episode: Branyan catches pickles in a rain barrel. Freight throws oily food in the trash. Tim gets a questionable haircut. Caleb asks a question and then immediately gets grossed out. The gang gets TWO SCOOPS of Freightbacks. And Tim gets flummoxed by a board game. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 13, 2017

Tim’s buddy, Bobby Meyers, is hanging out with crew! This week, Caleb just can’t stop gettin’ them gains. Tim accidentally uses a co-ed bathroom. Bobby juices a potato and goes back in time. One of the bunks on the bus gets filled with bananas. And Tim answers your vacation questions from Twitter. Also on this episode: George Washington does crossfit. Bobby burns a couch in his backyard. Tim puts a basketball playing pastor on blast. The gang looks at each others calf muscles. We hear more of Caleb’s inner monologue at Whole Foods. And Freight teaches us how to say Potomac. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 22, 2017

We’re back in the mancave! This week, we learn why Josh wants to be a sour cream donut. Tim tentatively tunes the television to ten tenors. Freight goes to the public pool after dark. Caleb has hot takes on Ikea and Olive Garden. And Summer Man swings by the show. Also in this episode: Get into Caleb’s head as he shops at Whole Foods. Tim is shocked to learn the Chuck E. Cheese is still in business. Caleb wants to ask Luke Bryan some pointed questions. The gang uncomfortably discusses the word “weenus”. And, everyone peers into to Caleb’s dating life. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 15, 2017

The crew crashed Tim’s house! This week, Caleb’s arms are getting huge! Tim thinks way too hard about baby teeth. Josh wonders if Elton John and Billy Joel are the same person. And Freight has impressive thighs. Also on this episode: Tim gives Caleb some ground rules for using the sauna. The gang talks greatest guitar player of all time. A Russian Lady keeps burping Italian Sausage. Tim finds frozen wontons in the mancave. And Freight wants a talking prairie dog to help him out on the road. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 8, 2017

Bob Smiley is rollin’ along on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim doesn’t know what data is. Freight chimes in with an early and epic Freightback. Caleb is afraid of bathroom germs. The gang gets in a kerfuffle over hand washing. We meet Tim’s “special helper”, Reggie the Pocket Elf. And Smiley is trying to find a date on “Buckets of Fish”. Also on this episode: Tim accidentally changes a word in a joke and bombs. Bob sleeps in a kitchen and showers in the mop sink. Caleb wonders how much protein there is in a grasshopper. Freight and the gang opens gifts from fans. And Tim finds a trio of Eight-Wait-Boom songs. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/ Tweet him @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 30, 2017

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever. Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com Tweet Kenn @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 11, 2017

John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus. Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/ Tweet him @johnbcrist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 4, 2017

Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim. Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 27, 2017

John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot. Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at http://www.johnbranyan.com/ Follow John on Twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 20, 2017

Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA. Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/ Tweet him @johnbcrist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 13, 2017

John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent. Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/ Tweet him @johnbcrist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 6, 2017

Dustin Nickerson jumps on the bus! This week, Tim’s son smelled and nobody knew why. Dustin’s youngest puts an insect in his head. Caleb doesn’t know how tall he is. Freight talks about head transplants. And Dustin can’t open the doors on the bus. Also on this episode: Caleb takes a personality test. Freight asks a logistical question. Dustin and Caleb play some b-ball outside of the church. Tim changes some lyrics so the Beatles can lead worship. And Dustin receives his first Freightback! Take online lessons from Tim's piano teacher: http://timpiano.com Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Dustin: http://www.dustinnickerson.com/ Tweet him @DustinNickerson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 30, 2017

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes. Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 23, 2017

It’s the Crew + Olivia!! ALSO OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE!!! The crew kicks off with Underwear Talk. Spoiled Rich Kid’s sister, Veronica stops by. Tim locates an elusive 12 - Wait - BOOM! Caleb and Josh get exposed to the horrors of 70’s kids shows. And Freight issues an executive order. Also in this episode: Veronica reveals some scandalous news about Gliffrey. Tim tasks his youngest child with creating a spotify playlist of alcohol songs. Baby Caleb goes to see Uncle Tim sing karaoke. Tim breaks down the Poddy Family Tree. And the gang goes all intervention on each other. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 9, 2017

Jonnie DubDubs is back for some more Poddy Break. This week, Tim gets moth guts on his hands. Jonnie and Tim have “Eagle Talk”. The gang is apparently putting everyone to sleep. Freight gets all jacked on steroids. And Caleb eats pizza on a hotel towel. Also on this episode: Jonnie falls out of his bunk. Marty the Moth calls into the podcast. Bob Smiley is an unwitting participant in our newest segment. Freight wants to clip a carabiner to Jonnie’s underwear. Caleb barely lives through a technical meltdown. And we have another round of Freigh-e-okee!!!! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Jonnie's got a website: http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 2, 2017

Tim’s brother, Todd, is hanging with us in the Sprinter Van! Tim gets assaulted by a pungent glue. Freight wants to know what La La Land is. Caleb gets knocked off his longboard by a supernatural force. Pooz throws shade at Todd over some candy cigarettes. And Freight retrieves a water bottle for Tim at the strangest time. Also on this episode: Tim almost crashes on his Segway. Freight wears a speedo in Dubai. Caleb reminisces about the war with the Asians. How do they make plantain chips? Did Todd check the itinerary? Tim recounts the worst pain in his life. And the gang listens to some terrible music. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 23, 2017

The gang is cruising through Sunny California in the Sprinter Van!! This week, Freight gets sick and barfs. Tim speaks Russian. Caleb and Tim delve further into the Gooby Goober voice. Trump talks about Weebles. Josh asks a riveting question about Slinkys. And Caleb crushes some animal style fries. Also on this episode: Josh visits Velveeta, CA. A wall falls on an unsuspecting Freight. The gang has burger talk. What fruit would Freight dip in ranch dressing? Caleb gets a job as a hay hut troll. And Freight gets buttered up and slides down a hill. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 16, 2017

Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones! Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get your John Crist fix here: http://johncristcomedy.com/ Tweet your little fingers off @johnbcrist Download "Waiting" by lalo here: https://lalo.bandcamp.com/releases Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 9, 2017

Heeeere’s Jonnie W. And also, Crappaw, Luke Bryan, Ikea Man, and Tim, and Caleb, and Freight, and Aaron… SO MANY PEOPLE!! Tim and Caleb talk tattoos. Tim finds the correlation between prison ministry and Chuck E. Cheese. Freight throws a water bottle. Jonnie channels Hannibal Lecter. And Aaron beheads a block of Velveeta. Also on this episode: The gang opens gifts from Poddy Break fans! Crappaw gets new tennis balls. Ikea man gets some olives. Jonnie shows his biblical knowledge. Freight doesn’t get a Christian pickup line. And Crappaw gives out motivational speeches. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get updates on Jonnie at: http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet Jonnie @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 2, 2017

Jonnie is ready to roll on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim brings a Trump prophecy before the group. Caleb has a Freight-sperience at Home Depot. Jonnie has a feud with Jon Bon Jovi. And Freight hauls booty around the building to give some fans a photo op. Also on this episode: Jonnie eats all the bacon. Tim lives the thug life. Caleb can’t complete a drug test. Freight challenges Madonna to a wrestling match. Jonnie accidentally shaves his body. And the gang Freightbacks historical figures. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Check out more of Jonnie W at http://www.jonniew.com/ T weet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 26, 2017

Kenn Kington is back, and he’s ready to roll. This week on Poddy Break, Tim professes his love of dimmers. Freight reprimands Tim for digging his fingers in the nut jar. Kenn is a walking miracle. Tim and Kenn talk about joke thieves. And, CALEB FINDS THE FOAMY THING!!! Also on this episode: Tim gives his kids 200 oz of Mr. Pibb. We meet Taylor Swift’s sisters. Kenn’s heart calls into the show. Caleb and Josh get Freight to load the trailer. And, Luke Bryan sings the national anthem! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com Tweet Kenn @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 19, 2017

Grab your waffles, it’s time to party! Tim’s producer, Aaron Willis, joins the crew this week. Freight and Aaron chow down at a Bob Evan’s. Tim wonders about his standards of a clean house. Freight puts his toothbrush in the cabinet. Caleb hugs too long because Freight throws his shoes away. And Tim puts a piranha in his mouth. Also on this episode: Aaron compares The Revenant to My Little Pony. The gang answers important questions from Twitter. Freight’s mom finds a cooler full of cash in the garage. Tim has walnut bowls. And Freight and Tim sing some Freight-i-oky!!! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Ask Aaron random questions @aaron_willis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 12, 2017

Ding ding, back in the ring, for another round of Poddy Break! Tim’s eldest son Spencer is on the show, and he’s making bowties for dogs! Caleb’s been bored during the slow work season, and Tim has lactic acid in his quads. Freight sings a sliver of karaoke, and laughs at a dog. And the Hawkins clan makes a terrifying discovery in the family van. Also in this episode: Tim misses the smell of mimeograph ink. Luke Bryan hits Dylan Scott with a folding chair. Kevin the Guitar Center guy shows up and plays some monster riffs. Freight speaks in his Russian Accent. And Spencer eats a whole jar of strawberry preserves. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Click here for Goosehaven Bowties! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 6, 2017

It’s another pow wow in the man cave! This week, Tim’s relatives try to sell him Amway. Caleb and his brother, Josh (Freight’s other son) spend their inheritance on LuLuLemon. Tim does puzzles, and banishes others to work on the sky. Freight blurts out the gate code. And Josh can’t wake up to work out. Also in this episode: Pop Star rankings with Caleb. Tim does “paint-by-number” on the toilet. Freight recounts his time in Beaumont, TX. An elderly gentleman does bicep curls in his hoveround scooter. And Tim tries to get sponsored by Costco Vodka. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 29, 2016

Tim’s wife, Heather, and daughter, Olivia, are in the mancave! This week, we try to figure out what’s up with Tim’s cup. Olivia and Tim ponder sheep bar mitzvahs. What is a Christian Season? Heather talks about being married to Tim. And Caleb thinks women are like treadmills. Also in this episode: Tim and Caleb discuss being an artist vs. chasing success. Tim finds out that the secret of country music is “Eight… Wait… BOOM!”. Olivia talks about life overseas. And the gang says what they’re loving right now. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 22, 2016

Join the Tim, Caleb and Freight in the mancave!!! This week, Tim has elbow pain. Nobody knows how Amazon works. Tim has a big mug. The gang takes questions from fans, and offers up a brief history of the weirdness that is Poddy Break. Also on this episode: Tim doesn’t have a foamy thing. Freight has his soffits and facia covered in vinyl. A man punches a kangaroo. The boys discuss their favorite Christmas movies. The crew gets a call from a German inventor. And Tim shakes down the entire country music industry. Merry Christmas!!! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get your free download of the Freightback song and say hello to Josiah at: https://soundcloud.com/josiahcharon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 15, 2016

We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie. Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roofing. Caleb lies about reading books for pizza. And everyone tells there "terrible" jokes that are always funny. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet him @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 8, 2016

Yo, yo… Big John BranBran is on the biggity-bus… Freight totally wrecks, like, 5 whole ‘nans. Tim asks what everyone for their Christmas “must-have’s”. Freight wants a flashlight that you can deep fry. Gonzo becomes a pirate. And the gang gets a phone call from Caleb’s beard. Also on this episode: Tom Cruise is an alien, and other conspiracy theories. John list his favorite horror movies. Caleb has a nightmare that comes true. Bob Ross gets a little arrogant. And Pablo Escobar start selling Girl Scout Cookies. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet him @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 29, 2016

Tim’s brother & manager, Todd, is on the bus! This week, Freight suppresses his feelings. Tim and Todd reminisce about terrible gigs and trying to find success in the early days. Todd talks about the unfortunate side-effects of Caleb’s diet. And Tim pretends his brother is a turtle. Also on this episode: Freight takes a drink and it’s super weird. Todd talks about addictive personalities. Caleb and Todd go for a run. Tim is writing a movie. Caleb tries to skip Christmas decorating at Freight’s house. And Tim and Todd resent Freight’s childhood Christmases. Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 24, 2016

DING DING!! Time for Round 2!! Listen as Bob shares stories of dating in the modern age, as Freight slowly transforms into Crappaw. Tim reminisces about what dating was like in the old days, and Caleb is tired of playing the game. Freight doesn’t care about emojis. And Caleb says "Wife Me"... Also on this episode: Tim tears a donut hole in half. The gang reveals their personal trump cards. Bob talks about his career after divorce. Caleb goes on a diet and his circle of friends has a meltdown. And, Freight watches Bob’s periscope of the podcast WHILE HE’S ON THE PODCAST!?! Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!! Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Check out Bob’s Website - http://www.bobsmiley.com/ Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 17, 2016

Bob is back for another Poddy Break! Tim and Caleb try to whisper for the entire episode. Freight doesn’t have a foamy thing on his microphone. Bob buys groceries for Crappaw. Tim specifies what a sandwich is. The gang talks about who makes them laugh. And Caleb sings the Hippopotamus Song. Also on this episode: Tim loses his cheese stick. Bob leaves a Gonzo mug in his attic. Freight does an impersonation. Caleb has an audio meltdown. The gang discusses how early is too early for a pot pie. And we hear an interview with Tim at 6 years old by his father, Dave “Coach” Hawkins. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Check out Bob’s Website - http://www.bobsmiley.com/ Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 3, 2016

We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement. Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows up with his tennis ball. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 27, 2016

Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned. Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $100 in 5 minutes. Jonnie reveals that Bob Ross hates his own afro. Tim’s wife, Heather, tries to address the white elephant in the room. Freight attempts early morning karaoke. And Jonnie ponders the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse”. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 20, 2016

Who’s ready for more?!?! Kenn Kington is on the bus! Pooz is on the bus! Spencer is on the bus! EVERYONE IS ON THE BUS!!! Glade calls in! Kenn and Tim talk about past jobs. The gang talks about songs they never want to hear again, and OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, TIM AND FREIGHT SING A DUET!!!! Also on this episode: Fresh Thyme Farmers Market gets P-P-P-P-P-POOZED ON! Enjoy Bowtie Talk with Spencer. Ikea Man thinks the watermelon spears are as crunchy as jicama. And Tim calls his kids “Hun”. Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Get your Kenn fix at http://www.kennkington.com/ T weet him @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 13, 2016

Are you ready??!??!?! John Branyan is back on the bus, and we’re ready to go! Tim insults John’s love of chicken strips. Freight forges Caleb’s signature on a cymbal. John gives an egg update. Tim tries to blow up a Jolly Rancher in the microwave. And Freight finds a gnat in his loaf of bread. Also in this episode: John suggests making a twinkie gun with gunpowder. Homeland security confiscates some pumpkin canons. John explains where baby corn comes from, while Tim gets weirded out by english cucumbers. Tim eats a deer heart. AND FREIGHT GETS A COMEBACK STARTER KIT AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!! World, get ready for #freightbacks! Tweet us with your #freightbacks Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Tweet John Branyan @john_branyan Click here for John's website! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 6, 2016

The gang is hanging out in the man cave at Tim’s casa. Cheese has the sniffles. Tim installs a dimmer while sitting on the toilet. Freight sits on his mic. Caleb sprays sea salt in his hair. The gang has hat talk, and decides to go see hockey in Canada. Also in this episode: Freight has a garage sale. Tim ponders getting the band back together. The gang talks about pranks. Freight pees in Tim’s cornflakes. And Cheese has his #iamfreight moment. Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 29, 2016

Well, well, well… It looks like good old Bob Smiley is back on the bus! In this episode, Tim discovers Cheerwine. Caleb and Tim equip Freight to defend himself. The gang talks about meeting you, the fans, at shows. Bob gets a bottle of ketchup. Also in this episode: Brian “Head” Welch brakes Tim’s frog. Caleb gets a tiny pumpkin. Coach cuts Tim’s hair. The gang talks about Halloween costumes. Bob doesn’t understand that haunted houses aren’t real. And, if you’ve had a tropical fruit smoothie between the dates of August 12th to September 14th, we can’t take your blood… Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Tweet Bob your ketchup stories @bobsmileycomic Get Bob stuff at http://www.bobsmiley.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 22, 2016

Jonnie W is back! (and we could talk to him if Freight didn't take his sweet time getting to the dadgum microphone...) Tim gets flummoxed by cheese cubes. Jonnie gets in trouble with his wife because of something Caleb said. And, in a special turn of events... JASON THE BUS DRIVER IS ON THE PODCAST! Jason gets a poignant phone call from the strange man that he found in his hotel room. (and it's amazing!) Also on this episode: Jonnie talks about his past jobs. Tim starts "hot sauce talk". Jonnie rants about E.T. for the Atari 2600. Freight touches his mic. The gang talks about Fortune Cookies, Ouija Boards and Magic Eight Balls. And Jonnie leaves his rental car running during one of his shows. Tweet the gang @poddybreak See Tim Live – Click Here Get to know Jonnie W - http://www.jonniew.com/ Tweet him @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 15, 2016

Hold on to your seats! Daren is back on the bus. This episode, the gang visits Mount Rushmore. Freight, Tim & Daren recount where they were on the morning of September 11th. Freight remembers tiny Caleb and his pumpkin. #pumpkinsforcaleb Daren gets covered in ticks. One of those ticks calls into the show. Also in this episode: Daren gets locked out of the bathroom. Freight raises the ruff. We ask the fans to name the bus. Tim wants to put a slide in the nostrils of the mountainous visage of George Washington. Please tweet your #iamfreight stories to @poddybreak Check out Daren and his awesome Radio Show at http://darenstreblow.com/ T weet him @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 8, 2016

We have the legendary JOHN CRIST on the bus! Tim, John, Caleb & Freight talk about John's viral video, authenticity in the Christian industry, and eating at Buffalo Wild Wings. Ikea man makes an appearance, and Tim wants to kickstart the Freight Fruit calendar. Also in this episode: John talks about his failed stand up bits, Tim finds joy in picking up stuff in his yard, and Freight gives insight into the mysterious world of gift cards. Tweet us @poddybreak Click here to SEE TIM LIVE! Tweet John Crist @johnbcrist Or online at http://johncristcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 1, 2016

Tim's Mom is here! Pooz is here! John Crist is here! Honestly, this is the most people we've ever had on the bus. But even with those cameos this show is about the greatness that is Nelda Hawkins, Tim's mom. Hear her spin yarns about not being able to find a towel at the hotel, Coach accidentally drinking champagne, and the time Tim drank a bottle of laxative. She's got stories about not dancing, what Tim was like as a baby, and what it's like having a comedian as a son. Tweet us @poddybreak See Tim Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 25, 2016

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and the gang have sandwich talk. Tim asks Jason the bus driver about putting pants on a pig. Cheese talks about sheep fur. Caleb and Tim talk about Christmas songs, Electric Light Orchestra and NEEDTOBREATHE. Also on this episode: Annoying noises. Bob's fear of heights. Senor Pretzel. And Freight fills us in on "walking around tacos". Tweet us @poddybreak Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/ T weet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 18, 2016

Jonnie W is back on the bus! Tim and Caleb geek out on Michael Jackson music. The gang decides if Freight should shave his head and grow a giant beard. Tim gets in trouble for running in church. Caleb leads the gang in a retrospective of corporal punishment. Jonnie gets hit by a wet orange in a gym sock, and Tim has a potty accident in the car. Chris Cornell and Neil Diamond stop by, and Luke Bryan duets with Michael Jackson. Also on this episode: Olympic Talk, Badminton memories with Tim & Freight, Tim gets a Gliffrey shirt and Freight gets his first fruit delivery from the fans. #FruitForFreight Tweet us @poddybreak Get #fruitforfreight trending, you weirdos! Get more of Jonnie W at: http://www.jonniew.com/ Ask Jonnie to sing anything as Chris Cornell @jonnie_w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 11, 2016

Hey guys and gals, it's time for "The Best of Poddy Break... so far?*". We don't even know how to describe this. It's just a menagerie of ridiculous clips, characters and voices, failures and fruit. Caleb and Aaron are here to guide you through the veritable promised land of podcast stupidity. LET'S DO THIS!!! Tweet us @poddybreak Get your Tim Tickets at http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 4, 2016

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna. Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transgendered cashier, and then makes it worse. Bob gets covered with a mysterious liquid on an airplane. And Tim and Bob share their most cringe-worthy moments from years on the road. Tweet us your Australian accents @poddybreak Get more of Bob Smiley at: http://bobsmiley.com/ Ask Bob for a dollar @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 28, 2016

It's time for Poddy Break: Snack Edition… Tim and the crew chow down, and we're piping it straight into your brain! On this episode, we meet Bugle preserver, Brian Henry Thomson. Caleb and Cheese (Merch Manager Matt) discuss the last time they cried. Freight impersonates a Canadian while Caleb sings Taylor Swift. Tim talks about Satanist Youth Camps and how Frosted Mini Wheats brought down the Vikings. Also on this episode: Tim talks about his old band "Better than Enemas". The gang discusses Pokemon Go. Free back hair maintenance tips. And Poozan (Freight's wife) calls with breaking news from Grey's Anatomy. Talk to us! @poddybreak Getchu some Timmy Tickets! http://www.timhawkins.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 21, 2016

The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage. Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Michael's projects again. Michael doesn't understand the rhythm of Caleb's voice. And John learns that he's color deaf. Tweet us @poddybreak See more Michael Jr at http://michaeljr.com Tweet him @Michaeljrcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 14, 2016

THE RETURN OF SPOILED RICH KID… This episode is a special one, because Tim, his kids, Spencer, Olivia (Livi), Levi, and Spencer's new bride, Keagan are all along for the ride. Spoiled Rich Kid kicks things off, and educates Caleb on bidets. Tim gets a flip phone, and gets upset when people eat his macadamia nuts. Levi's hair looks like Twitty from Even Stevens, and family friend Brock gets mauled by a house cat off camera. Spencer and his new bride, Keagan honeymoon at Disneyland and eat bad Japanese candy. Keagan gives her insights into the St. Louis Blues off season strategy, while Spencer and Tim get overly aggressive on the ice. Olivia gets a sloth for graduation, pledges her allegiance to the monarchy and cries at mean YouTube comments. Caleb and Tim get a curry in the basement of Rashpoot and talk about their trip to England. Oh, and Spoiled Rich Kid is back, if you're into that sort of thing. Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak See Tim Live!!! - http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 30, 2016

Show me that smile, again… Because it's time for another Poddy Break! This week, we've got the amazing Kirk Cameron! Tim is concerned for Kirk's disheveled appearance. Kirk suggests that Tim should take a turn on Dancing with the Stars, and Tim blames Kirk for his haircuts in the 80s. Friend of the show, Gary King, asks a serious question, and Tim gives a terrible answer. Then Kirk asks a serious question, and Tim gives another terrible answer. Kirk buffs up and beards up for a movie roll. Also in this episode: The gang discusses the secret areas of Disneyland. Caleb orders Panda Express in the middle of the show. Tim has a movie idea, and gives Kirk the right of first refusal. Two new characters call into the show after Kirk decides to give away tickets to Tim's shows in exchange for answering a trivial question. And Kirk's marriage seminars prove, as long as we've got each other, we can take anything that comes our way. Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak Get more of Kirk at http://kirkcameron.com Tweet Kirk! @KirkCameron Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 23, 2016

We havin' a poddy up in here! Tim welcomes comedian Taylor Tomlinson. In this episode, Caleb and Tim faceswap, while Freight gets crazy with emojis. Taylor teaches Tim a new word. Mozart gets insecure about his age. Taylor and Tim swap bad emcee introduction stories, while Caleb lights a candle for Kari Jobe and the Saint Louis Blues. Also: Tim bursts onto the country music scene, unbeknownst to himself. Taylor recounts her time on NBC's Last Comic Standing, and decides to write greeting cards in a secluded cabin. Caleb gets "lotionized", and talks about how many friends he has. Tim tries to connect with his audience at a buffet. Finally theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking makes a brief guest appearance. Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak Get more Taylor at http://ttomcomedy.com Tenaciously Tweet Taylor Tomlinson @taylortomlinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 16, 2016

Dust off those record albums, and get ready to trip the light fantastic. Woohoo! Tim teaches Freight how to read. Caleb adds every movie in existence to his watchlist. Aaron's rescue dog barks at golfers. And Freight punches Aaron in the face. Also in this episode: Tim and Aaron geek out on record albums and the difference between analog and digital. Caleb loses his mind for Hot Cocoa and learns some big words. Aaron cries like a little baby man at a cartoon, and Tim has chlorine eyes during bible study. Tweet us @poddybreak Getcha some Timmy Tickets Send Joe Walsh lyrics to @aaron_willis Songs in this episode: Walkin' the Country - Keith Urban in The Ranch - iTunes - Google Play Major TomTom - Tim Hawkins - iTunes - Google Play Hot Cocoa - Tim Hawkins - iTunes - Google Play Take my Squirrel to the Park - Tim Hawkins - iTunes - Google Play Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 9, 2016

Branyan is back! In this episode, Tim and Caleb metaphorically hold hands in laughter. John Branyan reveals his wrestling persona, and finishing move. And, Tim's music producer, Aaron Willis, chimes in with his virtual reality roller coaster experience. Tim eats a bouillon cube. John ponders putting vanilla behind his ears. Caleb becomes a comedy goalie. And Siri clearly has no idea who she's talking to. Also in this episode: Meet Glade, the guy that wants to know where you got that turkey leg, the gang discusses their favorite smells, and Caleb opens a window of floor space. Chat us up on twitter @poddybreak Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ Tweet John @john_branyan Ask Aaron dumb questions @aaron_willis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 2, 2016

Wow, we're all over the map on this one. Jonnie has a canker sore, Tim laments his skin tags, and Caleb finds a bag full of beard in the medicine cabinet. Tim reminisces about the time he got a mouthful of mustard at La Petite Academy, and then Tim and Jonnie fall down the rabbit hole of Professional Wrestling. Also in this episode: Tim knocks himself unconscious at a prom alternative. Jonnie slides across the stage on his elbows. Caleb researches the legality of shooting a hawk. An MMA fighter winds up on our bus. And Jonnie Canker and Jimmy the Cyst part ways, citing creative differences. Holla at us: @poddybreak See this lunacy, live in your town: Get Tim Tickets! Get more of good ole Jonnie at http://jonniew.com/ Tweet him: @Jonnie_W Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 26, 2016

Whew buddy, this episode of Poddy Break is chock-a-block with ridiculousness! Tim and fellow comedian Jonnie W relive the days of backwards masking, dare each other to say goofy words on stage, and watch pimple popping videos together. Also, Caleb gets swole, Freight steps on a landmine, and Carey the Bus Driver recounts his tales on the road. On that twitter game @poddybreak Get more of Jonnie W at http://jonniew.com/ T weet in his general direction: @Jonnie_W Be an instafan: @jonniewcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 19, 2016

This very special episode features the Rockshow Road Crew. Get to know Caleb, Freight, & Matt (Queso) as Tim delves deep into the psyche of the group. Listen to Sweet Child of Mine sung by a bodybuilder. Enjoy as Freight runs down his must see TV list, and the gang tries to figure out what's up with AC/DC. The IHOP waitress needs help remembering milk, the crew deals with Facebook Live, and Tim plays in the gumball machine at the Ford dealership. Tweet until your fingers fall off... @poddybreak Click here to SEE TIM LIVE!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 12, 2016

Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse! Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/ Bob's on Twitter: @bobsmileycomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 5, 2016

Grab a couple of cheesesticks, and listen as Kenn returns to avenge his lost episode!! Tim ponders funny doctor names. Kenn and Caleb make it weird. Learn how Freight and his wife got their nicknames. Kenn and Tim tell "The Belt Story", and Kenn makes a midnight run to Walmart. Oh yeah, and FREIGHT SINGS!!!!! FO REALZ!!! #RoadDogTurnsSongBird Also on this episode: "Who's Pandra?" and "Try a delicious loaf of Sans Bread®" Send us your beans and rice recipies on twitter @poddybreak Check out more of Kenn at http://www.kennkington.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 28, 2016

Oh boy! It's time for another Poddy Break. John's dad dials a telephone and flies a kite, while Tim accuses Ted Cruz of eating off brand cereal. Caleb is relieved of his title as Water Expert, and Tim zip-a-dee-doo-dahs himself into an electric scooter. Also in this episode: "Who invented the microwave?" and "A Day at the Pigeon Factory". Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak Visit John's interwebs homepage John's on twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 21, 2016

Tim welcomes artist and long time friend, Laura C. They discuss songwriting, verbal vomit, bossy songs, and Ironman figurines. Tim's wife, Heather, and Caleb are along for the ride. A British guy reads country music lyrics, yorkies attack, and Tim looks up cathartic in the dictionary. This episode features Laura C's song "Broken Open" from her album "The Gift of Brokenness". Get more of Laura C on iTunes or listen to her music on ReverbNation Don't forget to chat us up @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 14, 2016

Listen in as Tim and long time friend John Branyan discuss John's wardrobe, bringing a clothes dryer on stage, and what Batman villain, Bane, has been up to lately. Also, Jack Hanna lets a puma loose on the bus, Freight tries to stave off the black plague, all whilst John dotes on his grandchildren. Don't forget to tweet the guys your comments, questions, and alternative uses for baking soda at @poddybreak Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ or on twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 7, 2016

In part two, Tim and Bob delve into why B's are funnier than R's, how to field dress a deer, and the Wiggle's Greatest Hits. Bob also talks about his recent divorce, his new role as a single parent, and reading the fine print for online dating profiles. Caleb and Jackson, Tim's youngest son, are along for the ride. See more of Bob at: http://www.bobsmiley.com Bob's twitter: @bobsmileycomic Also, send your questions, comments, and conspiracy theories to our new Poddy Break twitter account: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 31, 2016

In this episode, Tim and Bob talk Beach Body workouts, "marrying ketchups", and how to get free tube socks on the road. Bob gets a deal on a $12 microphone and fashions his own shower curtain rings. Also Tim's son, Levi Hawkins, channels his inner "rich kid". Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/ On twitter: @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 24, 2016

In part two of Tim's time with Daren, we learn why potato starch can ruin a friendship, and the ebb and flow of comedy on a cruise ship. Tim analyses what makes comedians tick and how much fruit is too much for a caveman. Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/ Twitter: @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 17, 2016

Tim chats it up with comedian and radio show host Daren Streblow. Tim and Caleb haggle over how to make a good cup of coffee, all while mocking Daren's attire. Listen to the personal struggles of finding a hat that fits and what happens when you lose the joy in your spiritual life. I bet you weren't expecting that last bit. Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/ Twitter: @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 17, 2016

Whoopsie! You know when your computer goes all haywire, and you lose all your files, and you eat a pint of ice cream while weeping softly to yourself and watching old episodes of "House Hunters"? Okay, well most of that happened, and now, we can't release what would have been episode two. So, grab a bowl full of Chunky Monkey, keep a stiff upper lip, and head on over to episode 3! It's available now! We apologize for the inconvenience, and now back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 1, 2016

It's the inaugural episode of Tim Hawkins' Poddy Break. Tim is joined by long time friend and comedian Kenn Kington. They wax poetic on direct mailers, YouTube vs Facebook, connecting with the audience and the best way to make a three bean salad. Check out more of Kenn at http://www.kennkington.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices